Indy IV DVD..500 uses....?

22) For melting a million of so and recasting into a time travelling DeLorean, to be flown back to 2004 with the aim of preventing the non-Darabont script being approved.

23) Sculpt them into one giant DVD of TAOS as a monument to be erected next to the Hollywood sign as a warning to slacker producers.

😂

24) Used as mirrors for spreading light into darkened interiors, in an elaborate system of precisely angled DVDs, like the Egyptians used to do.

25) To be melted down and remoulded into humourous fake dogturds for sale at jokeshops.

26) Recut them into throwing stars for some lame ninja movie that will prolly be more interesting than the movie on the former DVD

27) 200 pressed/heated/melted together for use as the most appropriate and righteous paperweight in the world.

28) To use as a substitute frisbee when walking the dog over Xmas.
(The case can be used as a poop-scooper.)

And sticking with the frisbee notion...

29) For use as prop in a homemade UFO movie that would almost certainly been better than Indy IV, despite having being written by a man with the brain of a chihuahua and the pensmanship of an enebriated jellyfish after theyve been on crack all night and shot on a budget of £4.60.

30) As easy carry on helpers to stop those tables in cheap restaurants from wobbling

31) Subtitute Monocle for the beady eyed voyeur..

32) a special token for the condom machine

33) For Sale, when nailed to a fridge, to Speilberg and Lucas as an essential nuclear defense shelter.

34) In wrapping a nice Halloween gift for Spielberg and Lucas with a note: "If only this was your worst nightmare!"

35) Attempting to finally confirm or deny the school of thought that Indy IV dvds are airgun pellet proof.... in the name of science, of course.

36) As a special odor additive in your creepy neighbor's fireplace.

37) A roundabout for the three blind mice to practice driving round.

38) Break it in half and there are two razors for Lucas to finally cut his beard and air his brain.

39) Also for breaking in half, painting black and using as Batarangs in the next Batman movie.

40) Use them as a new symbol for indicating bad films. " And the Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull DVD Award goes to...."

41) The DVDS and cases glued together as snowshoe modifications for your regular boots in this harsh weather.