Things Bleach Characters Will Never Say

Hitsugaya: Screw the paperwork, let's go out drinking with the guys!

Isane: Captain Unohana, Sajin needs an operation!
Unohana: I'm a doctor, not a vet.

'Wow, awesome plan Gin!'

Everyone - Who's that Pokemon? It's Butterfr--Oh wait, nope. It's just Aizen.

Ukitake; I'm not a pedophile

Rangiku: 'Uh, yeah, me neither.' 😖hifty:

Tite Kubo: The end

Ichigo: ok cool, we will train for 3 months, giving aizen free reign for an hour...he isn't fast or powerful enough to finish his objective in an hour is he?

Aizen: What happen here?

Yamamoto: "These flames will end your terror once and for all, Sosuke Aizen. These flames...of love."

Ichigo to any character: "Let's have sex!"

Byakuya: Screw the rules I have money!

Hinamori: **** you Aizen!
Aizen: Oh Right!

Aizen: YOU DEFEATED ME D=

Kubo: "I can't believe I wrote this piece of crap."

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Aizen: Wow, that took me totally off guard.

Yoruichi: Goofing off is for pussies.
Ichigo: Oh the irony.

Yoruichi: Soi Fon, I don't think this relationship will work ou--*Soi Fon dumps catnip all over herself* CATNIP 😱! *jumps on Soi Fon*

Harribel: Why is my jacket so small, it's showing half of my cleavage? Damn it girls, when you do laundry for me, read the frickin labels before you throw them in! Now I'm gonna be cold through the rest of the arc 😠