Surviving Land of the Dead...

This is gonna be a bit different, I ran the idea across to Impediment and he said it's OK to do, as long as I/we follow MVF rules and keep it movie related.

Same scenario as Land of the Dead. Zombies are everywhere. You are at home, and a news bulletin comes on explaining the situation.

We list details about ourselves, and others judge who here would survive the longest and who would be eaten immediately.

Post the following details:

1. Your home: What's it like? Is it easily fortified? Is it in a suburban area? Rural?

2. Supplies: How well stocked with food is your home? What kind of food? Canned goods? Meats? Water? Do you have a generator?

3. Transport: What vehicles do you have access to?

4. Weaponry: Do you have any guns? Chainsaw? Machete?

5. How in shape are you? Scale of 1 to 10. One being Jabba the Hutt, 5 being in shape enough to take care of yourself, 10 means you can run a marathon.

Some other questions: Are you mechanically inclined? Do you live alone? Can you hunt? Fish?

If you guys can think of any more questions, feel free to post them.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
This is gonna be a bit different, I ran the idea across to Impediment and he said it's OK to do, as long as I/we follow MVF rules and keep it movie related.

Same scenario as Land of the Dead. Zombies are everywhere. You are at home, and a news bulletin comes on explaining the situation.

We list details about ourselves, and others judge who here would survive the longest and who would be eaten immediately.

Post the following details:

1. Your home: What's it like? Is it easily fortified? Is it in a suburban area? Rural?

2. Supplies: How well stocked with food is your home? What kind of food? Canned goods? Meats? Water? Do you have a generator?

3. Transport: What vehicles do you have access to?

4. Weaponry: Do you have any guns? Chainsaw? Machete?

5. How in shape are you? Scale of 1 to 10. One being Jabba the Hutt, 5 being in shape enough to take care of yourself, 10 means you can run a marathon.

Some other questions: Are you mechanically inclined? Do you live alone? Can you hunt? Fish?

If you guys can think of any more questions, feel free to post them.

I would pwn.

Inside the House:

- Large 3 story house, reinforced with steel. Balconies all equipped with mounted machine guns with 100 crates of ammo.

- Roof installed with solar panels to collect energy.

- 50' LCD screen with over 1000 movies in my collection.

- My own little personal gym

Sub-basement packed with:

- Canned food that would last 3 years for 10 people
- All sorts of weapons, explosives, and shizzles.
- Telecommunication equipment
- Emergency backup generator
- 100 Gas tanks

- Theres also a well inside my basement.

Outside the house:

- Motion sensors lie underneath the ground outside within a 500m radius.

- A large wind farm in the backyard.

- My own vegetable and fruit garden.

- My own chicken farm.

- the outer perimeter is lined with remote mines.

- On the outer most perimeter lies a large mote which surrounds the house, with a depth of 200m, with spikes at the bottom, and filled with a very strong flammable acid.

My Housemates:

- A civil engineer
- An electrical engineer
- A mechanic
- A surgeon
- A biology professor
- A chemistry professor
- Oil Mining Worker/Engineer
- Two ex-SAS Operators
- Me (Zombie Killing and Survival Specialist)

My large luxury boat is also in at the docks, which is only 1 minute away.

Out to the shore is an abandoned oil-mining platform being operated by my crew, which we use as the ultimate safehouse. It also has a few reserve boats and also houses a normal helicopter and two attack helicopters scavenged from an overrun military base.

I've actually got a lot more stuff, but I gtg for now.

Is this for real? You really have these attributes? If so, the kudos! 👆

WHOA haermm

My home is inside a building with corrugated metal doors, the entire building is made of corrugated metal, and the property has a tall wire fence with barbed wire. It is located in a business district near downtown Houston, not many residents around, mostly business properties.

Supplies: I usually shop for of food a week at a time. I also keep at least 10-15 cans of soup or perishables on hand, and a carton of bottled water. There are tools of every kind here, it is my dads old diesel shop. I even have a welding machine and one of those hand operated gas pumps.

Transport: I have my pickup truck, a Pathfinder, two ATV's, and a fully fueled dump truck.

Weaponry: .22 revolver, 12 gauge shotgun. My dad also keeps a .357 magnum locked in a safe, plus a buttolad of pistol/shotgun rounds. There is a chainsaw here, two machetes, and lots of things that can bash in a zombies head.

I am in soso shape, if I have to run for my life, I can.

I was a mechanic for ten years, so yeah, I am pretty good with my hands. I live alone, which I think increases my chances of survival, because I need only look out for myself. I can hunt and fish, my dad made sure of that in my teen years. I know how to clean and cook fish, how to trap small game, how to clean and cook deer.

All in all, I believe I would fare pretty well.

Originally posted by Impediment
Is this for real? You really have these attributes? If so, the kudos! 👆

He's either

A) Full of shit.

B) Some rich nut planning world domination.

C) Works for the government, military, large corporation or some combo of those.

Maybe he's that guy the Zohan and Phantom pwned, the dude with the puppies.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
This is gonna be a bit different, I ran the idea across to Impediment and he said it's OK to do, as long as I/we follow MVF rules and keep it movie related.

Same scenario as Land of the Dead. Zombies are everywhere. You are at home, and a news bulletin comes on explaining the situation.

We list details about ourselves, and others judge who here would survive the longest and who would be eaten immediately.

Post the following details:

1. Your home: What's it like? Is it easily fortified? Is it in a suburban area? Rural?

2. Supplies: How well stocked with food is your home? What kind of food? Canned goods? Meats? Water? Do you have a generator?

3. Transport: What vehicles do you have access to?

4. Weaponry: Do you have any guns? Chainsaw? Machete?

5. How in shape are you? Scale of 1 to 10. One being Jabba the Hutt, 5 being in shape enough to take care of yourself, 10 means you can run a marathon.

Some other questions: Are you mechanically inclined? Do you live alone? Can you hunt? Fish?

If you guys can think of any more questions, feel free to post them.

This is real

1. I live in a 2 story house, the 2nd story is almost completely underground. We live in a suburban neighborhood. If we put bars on the ground windows, it's impossible to get in without breaking down the walls.

2. We have 2 cabinets full of canned food, a box of ramen noodles, and our fridge is always fully stocked. There's also a half size fridge downstairs, we keep that stocked pretty well too. My father was a mechanic/electrician/carpenter. We have everything we need, including a pretty big generator.

3. A 2000 Ford Taurus SHO, a rebuilt Chevy Pickup, and 2 Toyota MR2's, one is a 98, the other is a 95, the 95 is a monster, and can hit around 185.

4. A Pump Action Shotgun, a Glock 45, a Desert Eagle, a couple paintball guns...I'm actually working on getting a Sniper Rifle, but those things are f*ckin expensive. We've got 2 machetes, a bunch of baseball bats, knives, swords, spears, staffs, a monk spade, hammers, axes...etc..

5. I'm a 10, I've been playing sports since I was 6, taking martial arts since I was 4, and I've been working out 4 days a week since I started playing football in 6th grade, I'm about to turn 20 in a few weeks.

As I said earlier, my dad was a jack of all trades, and he taught me everything he knows about cars and electronics and what not. I live with my father who is in his 50's, but he's still in great shape. And I can hunt and fish, although I don't really like hunting.

*calls the police*

Originally posted by WickedDynamite
*calls the police*

Zombie Cop

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
This is gonna be a bit different, I ran the idea across to Impediment and he said it's OK to do, as long as I/we follow MVF rules and keep it movie related.

Same scenario as Land of the Dead. Zombies are everywhere. You are at home, and a news bulletin comes on explaining the situation.

We list details about ourselves, and others judge who here would survive the longest and who would be eaten immediately.

Post the following details:

1. Your home: What's it like? Is it easily fortified? Is it in a suburban area? Rural?

2. Supplies: How well stocked with food is your home? What kind of food? Canned goods? Meats? Water? Do you have a generator?

3. Transport: What vehicles do you have access to?

4. Weaponry: Do you have any guns? Chainsaw? Machete?

5. How in shape are you? Scale of 1 to 10. One being Jabba the Hutt, 5 being in shape enough to take care of yourself, 10 means you can run a marathon.

Some other questions: Are you mechanically inclined? Do you live alone? Can you hunt? Fish?

If you guys can think of any more questions, feel free to post them.

2. Being in a large family, if it were just myself, i could survive quite a while on my current food supply.

3. 2 dirt-bike Motorcycles, a buick, a express van, and a honda civic. not that good, i don't have a humvee with a mounted machine gun.

4. I have multiple shotguns, 9mm beretta, .44 magnum revolver (dirty hairy style, babey!!!), .22, and an old world war 2 russian variant of the m1 garand.

5. I'd probably be between 6 and 7. I'm certainly not buff, but I can run fast and long, along with having nice lifting capabilities. I'm a 6 foot tall stick.

6. I have a working knowledge of guns, smithing, i can and do weld, have the ability to make thermite, molotovs, and pipe bombs, etc. Can make zip-guns.

Originally posted by KingD19
This is real

Anyone who feels the need to start with that is clearly some fat unpopular kid and who's father is ashamed of them and is trying to use the internet to boost their self esteem.

Well, the reason I said this is real was because of Placidity's joke, but hey, you wanna talk sh*t because you hate the world, all because of your own inadequacies and daddy issues, go ahead.

Also, I'm pretty fit, since ya know, the whole been working out since middle school.

And my father is proud of me, now what yours does to you and with you is your own business.

Bye now.

Wait, did I talk shit?

This thread cracks me up.

LOL @ paintball guns.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
LOL @ paintball guns.

Freeze the paint balls, they become lethal to zombies. Crack to the head.

Originally posted by KingD19
Well, the reason I said this is real was because of Placidity's joke, but hey, you wanna talk sh*t because you hate the world, all because of your own inadequacies and daddy issues, go ahead.

Also, I'm pretty fit, since ya know, the whole been working out since middle school.

And my father is proud of me, now what yours does to you and with you is your own business.

Bye now.

lol

I have no idea where Jaden was coming from with his post. That was left field.

Still, he's not an idiot and his father is probably proud of him...being a Ph.D. n'all.

Still, that doesn't excuse his abuse.

On topic...

1. I live in a duplex that has, get this, 4 windows, total. (I can't even get some airflow going when it's nice outside because all four windows are on the north side.) It is in the suburban area...near rural. I'm in Yukon, OK. Track me down and r@pe me, if you want.

2. We have reasonable stock. We have food storage for each person in my home, for 72 hours, plus one extra. That's on top of our regular food. I have tons of chicken breasts and fish in the deep freeze...cause I need meat.

3. Don't laugh at me...I have an 82 Honda. How DARE you! Just kidding. I have a 97 Honda accord. Works great. No need to replace it, yet.

4. My bare fists, man. BARE FISTS! 😆 I've got no weapons besides knives and baseball bats.

5. I'm an 8. I could be in better cardio shape, but I'm in better shape, CV-wise than the vast majority. I workout a lot, so I'm pretty effin' strong. Still, my "large" size makes it harder to run long distances...I'm good at top speed for about 400 meters.

Overall, I'd say my ability to survive is a 7: likely to survive, but there's a significant chance I couldn't.

Originally posted by Robtard
Freeze the paint balls, they become lethal to zombies. Crack to the head.

That actually works dude, turn the PSI all the way up, and a regular paintball can cause internal injuries...Freeze the damn thing and you'd probably break bones. And as you obviously know by now RJ, I was replying to Jaden.