Surviving Land of the Dead...

Originally posted by Robtard
Your butt-hurt is amusing.

Have you ever fought a zombie? (This is of course ignoring that the initial post was strictly humor)

Wouldn't a zombie cock break as soon as Rob clenches his butt?

Nah, Rob would make it last.

I guess it would be a different sensation, the feel of a real cock, but it's cold as ice. If he could handle the dead skin and decomposition, he'd be in heaven.

1. Your home: What's it like? Is it easily fortified? Is it in a suburban area? Rural?
i live on a big ass hill in a brick house that has a nice stone foundation and virtually no way into the basement

2. Supplies: How well stocked with food is your home? What kind of food? Canned goods? Meats? Water? Do you have a generator?
wed have to raid the 7/11 down at the bottom of the hill and the Walgreens a little ways up the hill
theres lots of markets and a mall within walking distance[if we wanna go Dawn of the Dead]
and no. no generator

3. Transport: What vehicles do you have access to?
we have to trucks[an F150 and an Avalanche] plus our neighbors from across the street[who share our last name but we arent related] have a huge semi[the dood of the house is a truck driver]

4. Weaponry: Do you have any guns? Chainsaw? Machete?
my dads hunting rifles and a sword

5. How in shape are you? Scale of 1 to 10. One being Jabba the Hutt, 5 being in shape enough to take care of yourself, 10 means you can run a marathon.
most of my family's around a 5

Some other questions: Are you mechanically inclined? Do you live alone? Can you hunt? Fish?
my dad's an electrition
i live with my family
yes
maybe, ive never really tried

new questions:
have you any medical training?[im not talkin' Dr. House kind of training but like CPR and what to do if a person has a seizure]

and if your house is overrun by zombies, is there anyplace within a good walking distance you could run to as backup?

Oh shit, I got a generator haermm

lol me to. old but gives me a few sockets to plug shit into when we have a power out.

the halfway house across the street from me has one cause it used to be a funeral home

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
My butt hurt? Hey, you're the one thats gonna have zombie cock in your ass.

That was actually funny. Laughed.

Na, dude. I can run like a cheetah and climb like an ape, when I have too.

Most of the times apes don't climb.

Originally posted by KingD19
Most of the times apes don't climb.

Originally posted by KingD19
Most of the times apes don't climb.

Gorillas and most humans don't often. Chimps and especially Orangutans, do.

Originally posted by Robtard
That was actually funny. Laughed.

Na, dude. I can run like a cheetah and climb like an ape, when I have too.

Originally posted by Robtard
That was actually funny. Laughed.

Na, dude. I can run like a cheetah and climb like an ape, when I have too.

FAIL! You're not black. 😐

Had you said "swim", I would have believed you. 😐 (I don't expect very many people to get that last one.)

Rob can run 55 mph? Wow, look out YuLaw.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Rob can run 55 mph? Wow, look out YuLaw.

I think 65mph is the documented Cheetah max.

But I can run very fast for short distances, this was the comparison.

Originally posted by Robtard
I think 65mph is the documented Cheetah max.

But I can run very fast for short distances, this was the comparison.

Originally posted by KingD19
Most of the times apes don't climb.

Originally posted by One Free Man
yea they just play basketball.

BWHAHA!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Same. One of my security guards is in school, and he runs like 5 miles a day, ex sprinter. One night we had a race. For the first twenty yards or so, I was right on his heels, but then my body was like dude no.

Because you're a fat bastard, you fat bastard.

Originally posted by Robtard
Because you're a fat bastard, you fat bastard.