The "Hit Link in the Groin" Game!

Like Dante, Link gets chained to the wall and can be only hit below the belt. Everyone takes this chance to harm the elf. Just for the heck of it, everyone can only use Link's ball and chain and this game is to see who can hit the hero of Hyrule's testicles the hardest.

Here are the contenders:
1. Kratos (god of war)
2. Master Chief (halo)
3. Eddie Riggs (brutal legend)
4. Ken Ogawa (ninja blade)
5. Dante (devil may cry)

Each person can only go one at a time and remember, each one are only using the Ball & Chain, no other weapons.

Who will hit Link in the groin the hardest?

Seriously these threads are turning into flame wars rather than what they were originally tended to be.

Kratos will. Then after thwey unchain him, he kills them all 131

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Kratos will. Then after thwey unchain him, he kills them all 131

No those chains are meant to keep him there forever.

Scream said after they unchain him when they done.

Originally posted by Phanteros
Scream said after they unchain him when they done.

Hey whose the guy who made this thread?

Don't care wh made it, I commandeered it. I now have supreme authority.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Don't care who made it, I commandeered it. I now have supreme authority.

Bull-friggin-crap you did. Seriously, your humor sucks.

Humour? I was serious. 😐

Lets just get back to hitting Link in the nuts.

Thread's already been solved, now get out of my thread.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Thread's already been solved, now get out of my thread.

Up yours.

You 18 yet?

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
You 18 yet?

Turning 17 next year. Why?

You're too young for me.

🙄 someone doesn't understand what "up yours" means.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
You're too young for me.

Wait a minute, were you going gay on me? Get away from me you sicko. I'll go Kratos on you 😠

You do know that Sparta was one of the first gay societies, right?

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
You do know that Sparta was one of the first gay societies, right?

I think somebody watched Meet the Spartans too many times.

Stay on topic!

No, legit. Spartan soldiers spent a lot of time 'spearing' each other. It wasn't just accepted in Sparta, it was expected.