The "Hit Link in the Groin" Game!

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
No, legit. Spartan soldiers spent a lot of time 'spearing' each other. It wasn't just accepted in Sparta, it was expected.

What? Okay even if Sparta had gay guys, Kratos obviously isn't gay so just shut it already. When I said I was going Kratos on you, I meant I'm gonna kick your butt.

Lol, still going after my ass, I see.

And Sparta didn't just have them, everyone in Sparta was gay. 😐 Kratos? Spartan, constantly shirtless,.. Hm..

Kratos being shirtless is asking why young link doesn't wear pants.

^Lmao.

I remember someone somewhere saying Dante was a 300 tonner. Is this true at all? And if it is, wouldn't that put him above Kratos for Strength?

Dunno about the statistics but its true then with one of his gauntlets should increase that.

Kratos hmm?... I dare any homophobe to crack a joke to his face >.>

Who invited you all into my thread? 131

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Who invited you all into my thread? 131

Oh great, Screampaste just gets out of his coma and thinks every thread is his. The retard.

Your butthurt is noted, but perhaps one day I will award you with your own thread. If you serve me loyally, SERF!

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Your butthurt is noted, but perhaps one day I will award you with your own thread. If you serve me loyally, SERF!

The idiocy coming from you never ceases to amaze me.

Flattery will get you nowhere.

I lol'd @ this.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Flattery will get you nowhere.

If I were you, I'd quit smoking Link's bong and start getting into human society instead of the woods filled with misfit gay elves.

Lol, bongs were middle-eastern back then, and known as hooka's. Jeez. Lern2drugs.

Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia

Originally posted by Ridley_Prime
Amen.

From the way this is going, I'm guessing you're into Legend of Zelda, right?

Anyone with good taste enjoys at least one Zelda game.

Hey, I'm enjoying this, my, thread. Now gtfo, NemeSis, I grounded you.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
From the way this is going, I'm guessing you're into Legend of Zelda, right?

What I said there though actually had nothing to do with my fandom. 😛