The Return of Bruce Wayne - Grant Morrison's new series

Started by WickedDynamite7 pages

Grant Morrison is so stupid he took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Grant Morrison is so stupid that when a fan asked him to sign his copy of Batman #666 he wrote "Gemini"

Grant Morrison is so bald, you could draw a line down the middle of his head and it would look like a big ass.

Originally posted by WickedDynamite
Grant Morrison is so stupid he took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Grant Morrison is so stupid that when a fan asked him to sign his copy of Batman #666 he wrote "Gemini"

Grant Morrison is so bald, you could draw a line down the middle of his head and it would look like my ass.


Grant Morrison is so talented that you didn't understand anything that he wrote and it made your head hurt thus you elected to bash him in an incredibly childish manner.

Originally posted by WickedDynamite
Oh, and edit note...I'm not going to be a sour puss and spoil things for you guys. I'll take this to PM to avoid others displeasure.

Originally posted by WickedDynamite
Grant Morrison is so stupid he took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Grant Morrison is so stupid that when a fan asked him to sign his copy of Batman #666 he wrote "Gemini"

Grant Morrison is so bald, you could draw a line down the middle of his head and it would look like a big ass.

Fail.

Yes, we know, Morrison fails...thank you for pointing that out. 👆

Originally posted by Philosophía
Return of Bruce Wayne covers from issue one to four.

Spoiler warning ermm

http://dcu.blog.dccomics.com/files/2010/02/batmanrobw01cvr.jpg
http://dcu.blog.dccomics.com/files/2010/02/batmanrobw02cvr.jpg
http://dcu.blog.dccomics.com/files/2010/02/batmanrobw03cvr.jpg
http://dcu.blog.dccomics.com/files/2010/02/batman_robw04cvr.jpg

Awesome, eh ?

i 'm not worried about the covers, i am sure there will be variants perhaps... i just hope the story is good during the six issues

Originally posted by WickedDynamite
Yes, we know, Morrison fails...thank you for pointing that out. 👆

You have John Cena in your sig. You automatically forfeit any chance of having a respectable opinion on good fiction.

I find it hard to wrap my head around people dissing Grant Morrison.

I totally understand not liking his work, he does some controversial shit, but to actually sit on a forum and go around filling threads with childish hate vendettas against characters and writers is just mental.

For the record, I think Morrison is awesome.

I just...don't read comics with characters I dislike or written by writers I dislike. That's enough for me. It's a shame people can't stop giving attention to people they allegedly hate. It certainly doesn't help their case.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
You have John Cena in your sig. You automatically forfeit any chance of having a respectable opinion on good fiction.

I may profile this. It may be my first profiled quote.

-AC

Originally posted by Philosophía
Return of Bruce Wayne covers from issue one to four.

Spoiler warning ermm

http://dcu.blog.dccomics.com/files/2010/02/batmanrobw01cvr.jpg
http://dcu.blog.dccomics.com/files/2010/02/batmanrobw02cvr.jpg
http://dcu.blog.dccomics.com/files/2010/02/batmanrobw03cvr.jpg
http://dcu.blog.dccomics.com/files/2010/02/batman_robw04cvr.jpg

Awesome, eh ?

Now Grant "the hack" [😖hifty:] Morrison is ripping off ideas from the old 'Quantum Leap' show?

That son of a b*tch! ermmnone

Originally posted by Galan007
Now Grant "the hack" [😖hifty:] Morrison is ripping off ideas from the old 'Quantum Leap' show?

That son of a b*tch! ermmnone


I'll write angry rants on my blog! 😛

I'm actually more interested on how Bruce's return impacts Grayson on the other Bat-Family members more than his actual return. I hope it's nothing as simple as Dick handing Bruce the cowl back and reverting back to Nightwing.

i hope he eventually goes back to being Nightwing, though.

Originally posted by -Pr-
i hope he eventually goes back to being Nightwing, though.

True. Grayson came a long way in his own identity and as his own man. I'm just hoping it's nothing too simple. But knowing Morrison, it never is, so my concern may be unfounded anyway.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
True. Grayson came a long way in his own identity and as his own man. I'm just hoping it's nothing too simple. But knowing Morrison, it never is, so my concern may be unfounded anyway.

lol, aye. i wonder how Damien will take it. hopefully it won't be something like "the real batman is back. piss off, loser."

Originally posted by -Pr-
lol, aye. i wonder how Damien will take it. hopefully it won't be something like "the real batman is back. piss off, loser."

Perhaps the truth about his parentage will be revealed at last, too. In any case, I see Damien being a little hellspawn about everything.

I know a character like that will never truly stay dead but you could at least wait a few years.

Originally posted by Endless Mike
I know a character like that will never truly stay dead but you could at least wait a few years.

But he never died. We saw him the very next issue.

The final two covers.

*spoiler alert*
Return of Bruce Wayne #5:
http://dcu.blog.dccomics.com/files/2010/02/batman_robw05cvr.jpg
Return of Bruce Wayne #6:
http://dcu.blog.dccomics.com/files/2010/02/batman_robw06cvr.jpg

Return of Bruce Wayne - colored cover..

http://i.newsarama.com/images/bmrbwayne-cv1_02.jpg

..and solicit

Spoiler:
BATMAN: THE RETURN OF BRUCE WAYNE #1-2
Issue #1 on sale MAY 12 • Issue #2 on sale MAY 26 • 48 pg (#1), 40 pg (#2) FC, $3.99 US
Written by GRANT MORRISON • Issue #1 art by CHRIS SPROUSE; Issue #2 art by FRAZER IRVING
Covers by ANDY KUBERT • Issue #1 1:25 variant cover by CHRIS SPROUSE
Issue #1 1:200 Sketch variant cover by ANDY KUBERT • Issue #2 1:25 variant cover by FRAZER IRVING
The most anticipated series of 2010 is here! Superstar writer Grant Morrison tackles his most ambitious project to date with THE RETURN OF BRUCE WAYNE, a special six-part series that chronicles the return of the original man behind Batman’s cape and cowl! Each issue spans a different era of time and features the dynamic artwork of one of today’s artistic juggernauts, starting with Chris Sprouse (TOM STRONG) on the extra-sized issue #1 and Frazer Irving (SEVEN SOLDIERS: KLARION) on the 40-page issue #2!
Retailers please note: This issue will ship with multiple covers. Please see the Previews Order Form for more information.

Two issues shipping in May with both of them having a larger page-count ? Nice.

"Superstar Grant Morrison..." 😂

Originally posted by Philosophía
The final two covers.

*spoiler alert*
Return of Bruce Wayne #5:
http://dcu.blog.dccomics.com/files/2010/02/batman_robw05cvr.jpg
Return of Bruce Wayne #6:
http://dcu.blog.dccomics.com/files/2010/02/batman_robw06cvr.jpg

issue # 6, love the cover

Originally posted by -Pr-
i hope he eventually goes back to being Nightwing, though.

if not back as Nightwing, than perhaps a whole brand new identity