About a month ago I was working at a restaraunt with this girl named Shelby.....
the entire night she kept bragging about how much more money she was making right in my face, which got really irritating after about 5 hours. So on my way out I obnoxiously said goodbye to everyone while 'accidentally' knocking over about 4 chairs in her section.
this ***** comes storming out into the parking lot with a ****ing caution sign and starts beating the shit out of my back with it before punching me in the balls. So I calmy try and get into my car, but no, she grabs my keys and throws them about 60 feet.
let me tell you... that ***** was 3 seconds away from getting her face slammed in the pavement before my manager came out.
god damnit. I hate women