Hitting a girl...

Started by Spartan00515 pages

About a month ago I was working at a restaraunt with this girl named Shelby.....

the entire night she kept bragging about how much more money she was making right in my face, which got really irritating after about 5 hours. So on my way out I obnoxiously said goodbye to everyone while 'accidentally' knocking over about 4 chairs in her section.

this ***** comes storming out into the parking lot with a ****ing caution sign and starts beating the shit out of my back with it before punching me in the balls. So I calmy try and get into my car, but no, she grabs my keys and throws them about 60 feet.

let me tell you... that ***** was 3 seconds away from getting her face slammed in the pavement before my manager came out.

god damnit. I hate women

Screwing and punching

****ing

yeah that

Originally posted by Spartan005
About a month ago I was working at a restaraunt with this girl named Shelby.....

the entire night she kept bragging about how much more money she was making right in my face, which got really irritating after about 5 hours. So on my way out I obnoxiously said goodbye to everyone while 'accidentally' knocking over about 4 chairs in her section.

this ***** comes storming out into the parking lot with a ****ing caution sign and starts beating the shit out of my back with it before punching me in the balls. So I calmy try and get into my car, but no, she grabs my keys and throws them about 60 feet.

let me tell you... that ***** was 3 seconds away from getting her face slammed in the pavement before my manager came out.

god damnit. I hate women

That's why slapping a ***** is okay

you deserved it

crylaugh

so awesome!

Originally posted by Spartan005
About a month ago I was working at a restaraunt with this girl named Shelby.....

the entire night she kept bragging about how much more money she was making right in my face, which got really irritating after about 5 hours. So on my way out I obnoxiously said goodbye to everyone while 'accidentally' knocking over about 4 chairs in her section.

this ***** comes storming out into the parking lot with a ****ing caution sign and starts beating the shit out of my back with it before punching me in the balls. So I calmy try and get into my car, but no, she grabs my keys and throws them about 60 feet.

let me tell you... that ***** was 3 seconds away from getting her face slammed in the pavement before my manager came out.

god damnit. I hate women

Did she get fired n'stuff?

Originally posted by dadudemon
Did she get fired n'stuff?

What would the n'stuff include?

Originally posted by steverules_2
What would the n'stuff include?

Possible lawsuit. No last paycheck. Boss chewed her out. He got the last laugh which includes a detailed conversation about it.

You know: "n'stuff." 🙂

Interesting...mhmm

Originally posted by steverules_2
Interesting...mhmm

It's similar to "etc" but is meant to be less formal. Also, "etc" requires at least two items before "etc' can be used. "n'stuff" due to it's informality, does not.

hehe!

These are the types of things I think, but don't say, unless someone asks as it is really really boring.

There have been times in work where I just wanted to put n'stuff but I didn't because I knew that would be a fail in the assignment

Originally posted by steverules_2
There have been times in work where I just wanted to put n'stuff but I didn't because I knew that would be a fail in the assignment

You work as a waiter or something?

If not, what do you do for work, and where?

Originally posted by dadudemon
You work as a waiter or something?

If not, what do you do for work, and where?

I was talking about written work sly Like college work and stuff, not job work...I have no job atm but I get by with the money I've earned 🙂 Whats your job?

Originally posted by steverules_2
I was talking about written work sly Like college work and stuff, not job work...I have no job atm but I get by with the money I've earned 🙂 Whats your job?

I work in IT.

My official title is "Network Administrator II".

Originally posted by dadudemon
Boss chewed her out.
sloppy seconds FTW.

I'm so very very disturbed by the fact I have just sat and read this thread. I was dumb-founded by the end of the first page 😑