McClane Vs Riggs: Xmas Edition

Started by Sadako of Girth8 pages
Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Mothballs...?

They in the rubbers compartment of your purse, Susie...?

Rogue Jedi Restricted

No, you put them in your frilly white dress.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Nope not mine.

Must be the one you wear when you scrawl lipstick hatefully on your face and fist yourself whilst crying out Harry Potter's name at the mirror.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Aw, whats wrong? McClane neglecting you?

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

No. Actually hes not even required.
I have no germans needing killing.

However its time to take that "Wand" from your bottom, (Change its "batteries of eternal power" later) take off the hat and the crazy lipstick, and go make yourself a sandwich.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

K, Holly.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

There did it feel better...?
You can probably walk better and cast spells better now, cant you?

Rogue Jedi Restricted
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
K, Holly.
Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

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Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Ahhhhhhhhh yuletide greetings to all..

The jingling of Michael Kamen soundtracks beateth merrily down upon our ears once more.

*Raises glass to Turkey, Eggnog and gunshots and explosions in 80s LA...*