McClane Vs Riggs: Xmas Edition

Two cops.

Two december the 25th 1988s.

Two destinies.

Who is the best at christmas...?

Martin Riggs (without his sexpartner Murtaugh)

Or

John McClane...?

Best...at?

...Xmas.

Celebrating?

The whole thing.

What whole thing? Elaborate.

Christmas.....whos better at it...?

Riggs. He has Rog's family as his own, he can celebrate with them.

McClane has Lucy, John Jnr, Al Powell, the ear of his faithful bartender...and whenever he so much as speaks to Holly on the phone at xmas, there are epic battles and terrorists die....and when he kills them, he invariably themed his remarks around Xmas.
("Ho-ho-ho-now I had a machine gun" and his joking with two freshly shot corpses about looking for Santa Claus in the Aquaduct in DH3.)

Lets face it, Jinglebells are constantly emmanating from McClane in the 1st two movies. THATS how xmassy McClane makes it.

Yeah. Lucy hates him. John is questionable. Al'll spend the whole time eating twinkies.

Watch Die Hard 4.0.

She no longer hates him.

You may be right about Al though.... but Im betting that he is a turkey fiend too.

Lets see. Riggs has Mr. and Mrs. Murtaugh, their three kids, his wife, their kid, Leo, the Captain. Nine people who love him like family. Curbstomp. Add in that Lorna is way hotter than Holly, epic curbstomp.

Ahhhh but this is speculation.

Onscreen feats only.

What did I post that wasn't onscreen?

"We're family!!!"

Pwned.

Read the OP.

Pwned.

Ah, Riggs still has Lorna, his kid, Leo and the Captain. Not to mention Butters and Murtaugh's family. Next?

Nah, you're forgetting if Riggs goes to Murtaugh's house, he's going to pedophile-tough Murtaugh's underage daughter; the cops will be called; he'll be taken away.

Now sure how Xmas was in your house, but pedophilia, cops showing up and arrest would ruin it for me.

Mhm, because he totally nailed her in the movies. Right.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Mhm, because he totally nailed her in the movies. Right.

It's obvious to anyone who paid attention, that he wanted to. There'll be eggnog, he'll get tipsy (cuz he's a drunk like McClane), inhibitions will fall and children will be touched. It's inevitable.

Originally posted by Robtard
It's obvious to anyone who paid attention, that he wanted to. There'll be eggnog, he'll get tipsy (cuz he's a drunk like McClane), inhibitions will fall and children will be touched. It's inevitable.

Absolutely.

The PONR in the drunken build up to the critical mass of child touchery will come about when he starts ranting something about the jews causing all war.

Then he'll attempt to steal her shoe, fill it with wine before drinking it in front of photographers..