Why is it that the guy who talks about how he hates and fears being hit on by gay men and how he'll punch them and all that is 9 times out of 10 like, the ugliest mother****er in the room?
I always want to say, dude, you'd be lucky to get hit on by anything human. Until you start showering, being nicer to people, working out, and shaving your shoulders, I would just be thankful for any positive sexual attention at all.
Originally posted by Darth Jello
Why is it that the guy who talks about how he hates and fears being hit on by gay men and how he'll punch them and all that is 9 times out of 10 like, the ugliest mother****er in the room?I always want to say, dude, you'd be lucky to get hit on by anything human. Until you start showering, being nicer to people, working out, and shaving your shoulders, I would just be thankful for any positive sexual attention at all.
✅ Very Very True
A polite "no thank you" is sufficient. The additional qualifiers are unnecessary, and borderline offensive.
I wouldn't go as far to say offensive, but I can see where you're coming from on it and yes, a short, sweet, "No Thank You." Would work well 🙂
Can you imagine if women got as hostile when being approached as men did? Actually I don't have to, I've seen it. Typically they plead the first degree assault charge down to a misdemeanor and have to submit to a psyche evaluation, go to anger management, and see a court appointed shrink for awhile. Gay or straight, if you're not a jerk about it and someone still gets hostile with you for coming on to them, that's just ****ed up. Don Hertzfeldt's Ah, L'amour is pretty accurate sometimes.