I wanna be like him at 36.
Then trucks can run me over and I can then get up and blind everyone with freaky beams of light cast from my eyes and mouth.
Which is handy.
And you know when you get home, thoroughly wankered from the pub, and you cant see in the dark and you're trying to find the right key quietly to let yourself in with...?
Add beams of freaky eye/mouth light= problem solved.