masturbating and god

well have you been told not to masturbate because its a sin to do that and did you stop doing it LOL so what was said about masturbating to you. 😱

that it is a sin to spill ur seed on the ground and it is better to spill ur seed inside a whore.....

😮

No one who really believes in God would masturbate in the first place, having an audience is just too awkward.

Before I became an athiest, I always used to wonder about that...

I don't really remember anything in the Bible prohibiting masturbation.

Originally posted by AsbestosFlaygon
I don't really remember anything in the Bible prohibiting masturbation.

reread it.... gawd killed i mean smote a dude for spilling his seed upon the ground..... when he was ordered to hump his dead brothers wife... 😉

the guy didnt want to but he had to and b/c he didnt want to get her pregnant he pulled out......

this better to spill ones seed within a "whore" then let it be spilled upon the ground" 😛

I was told as a 13 year old girl that it was a sin. It was disgusting, vile, and you would be shamed forever.

A month later I walked into the pastor's study and saw him doing it...😐

Actually, its shocking the number of teens I see who really do think their junk will fall off if they masterbate.

I try to point out that it hasn't happened yet.

Seeing patients is wierd...

Well, if Jesus masturbated, then it really isn't a sin.

Originally posted by AsbestosFlaygon
Well, if Jesus masturbated, then it really isn't a sin.

Paul 2:21 - And so in the time that Nabkaz was in Administrator in Syria Jesus instructed his apostles, saying to them: "Lets face it, we should have founded a sex cult. I suggest a jerk circle to pass the time."

[QUOTE=12458170]Originally posted by AsbestosFlaygon
I don't really remember anything in the Bible prohibiting masturbation. [/QUOTE
in the old testament it says not to spill your seed on the ground so don't waste it shooting it every were except for a woman. 💃

Originally posted by myinnerself
[QUOTE=12458170]Originally posted by AsbestosFlaygon
[B]I don't really remember anything in the Bible prohibiting masturbation. [/QUOTE
in the old testament it says not to spill your seed on the ground so don't waste it shooting it every were except for a woman. 💃 [/B]

Well, use a tissue.

Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
I was told as a 13 year old girl that it was a sin. It was disgusting, vile, and you would be shamed forever.

A month later I walked into the pastor's study and saw him doing it...😐

Also, sperm is not seed. A true analogy of sperm would be pollen. A human seed would be a fertilized egg. Therefore, this verse has more to do with abortion then masturbation.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Also, sperm is not seed. A true analogy of sperm would be pollen. A human seed would be a fertilized egg. Therefore, this verse has more to do with abortion then masturbation.

Both semen and sperm come from words meaning seed. Also, I don't think Mr. Onan could have had an abortions under any circumstances.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Both semen and sperm come from words meaning seed. Also, I don't think Mr. Onan could have had an abortions under any circumstances.

No! The King James version of the bible was written by god. We have to take it absolutely literal or we are doing the work of satan. 😛

It would be interesting to compare the rates of phimosis among Christians compared to other religions (Muslims and Jews are exempted of course since most are physically incapable of getting it.)

Originally posted by Darth Jello
It would be interesting to compare the rates of phimosis among Christians compared to other religions (Muslims and Jews are exempted of course since most are physically incapable of getting it.)

That sounds like your kind of project. Post the results when you get them.

If I remember the story well...masturbating is not a sin...it was a person from the old testament who was told not waste his seed or be condemn...he disobey and commited sin...flash forward to the 2010 and all the 13 year old with computer online go GOGOGOLOLOLOLOL!!!! and stuff.

Thank you, I will now take the Nobel Peace Prize.

Originally posted by WickedDynamite
...Thank you, I will now take the Nobel Peace Prize.

Your not liberal enough... 😛