masturbating and god

Started by WickedDynamite4 pages

Liberal! Heavens sake No!

I'm Indie....😉

Originally posted by WickedDynamite
Liberal! Heavens sake No!

I'm Indie....😉

No prize for you!

Guys, guys. God is all about masturbation.

Truth.

I remember those comic strips. lol

God? Masturbation?

Hellooo... Big Bang...

Originally posted by Mindship
God? Masturbation?

Hellooo... Big Bang...

😱 😆

We are all just god sperm.

I don't believe anyone hasn't masturbated in their life.

And thinking about it, wouldn't banning masturbation increase the likelihood of rapists?

Originally posted by lord xyz
I don't believe anyone hasn't masturbated in their life.

I agree. Anyone who is over the age of 12 has likely masturbated and anyone who says they haven't because it's "unholy" is full of shit.

Originally posted by lord xyz
And thinking about it, wouldn't banning masturbation increase the likelihood of rapists?

No. It would just decrease the number of people masturbating in semi-public areas.

Am I the only one curious about JIA's opinion?

Originally posted by Digi
Guys, guys. God is all about masturbation.

Truth.

The big "O"????? 😱

Originally posted by rader
Am I the only one curious about JIA's opinion?

yup

Originally posted by lord xyz
I don't believe anyone hasn't masturbated in their life.

And thinking about it, wouldn't banning masturbation increase the likelihood of rapists?

😬

Think about this: if there is a God over all of us, think about how many times this being has watched all of us masturbate. There must be innumerable instances where He's seen us do our pleasurable activity.

God is a pervert.

Originally posted by Moscow
Think about this: if there is a God over all of us, think about how many times this being has watched all of us masturbate. There must be innumerable instances where He's seen us do our pleasurable activity.

God is a pervert.

Simply don't believe in Christian mylogy in the first place.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Simply don't believe in Christian mylogy in the first place.

Indeed, that's very true. Yet, I find it a fascinating question to ponder anyway, seeing as how I hold out the fact that the ideas found in Christianity might be true-- since I cannot prove that they are.

Shakyamunison is just mad because he knows god watches him jack it to gay porn.

Originally posted by Moscow
Think about this: if there is a God over all of us, think about how many times this being has watched all of us masturbate. There must be innumerable instances where He's seen us do our pleasurable activity.

God is a pervert.

Let's apply silly-gism!

God watches us masturbate.
All things that God does are good.
Watching people masturbate is good!

Was there ever any doubt?

Originally posted by Moscow
Think about this: if there is a God over all of us, think about how many times this being has watched all of us masturbate. There must be innumerable instances where He's seen us do our pleasurable activity.

God is a pervert.

If ghost do exist, your grandparents or great grandparents have watched you slapping your meatshaft.