Worst Relationship/Romantic Experience?

Started by WhiskeyGirl10 pages

Oh...how sad cry

Moment of silence please, for Dark Side Alliance.

This isn't my worst experience, but a pretty embarrassing one.

Went to kiss my ex-girlfriend for the very first time, and I missed...I kissed her eye instead.

That is soooo cute 😊

I was nineteen and kissed a guy after our second date. He had a boner. I broke the kissed and looked at him. He said:

"Well, are you going to stare at me all night or are you going to fix the problem?"

😐

Originally posted by Earthlover
oh come on! didn't we already play the whole under age game back on that other forum?

Since you've stated that you're 14, and we really don't have proof that you are anything other than 14, no one over 18 should send you naked pics.

If they do, even if you say it's okay (but, later, we find out that you're definitely 18 or over), it's still a crime.

http://www.mlive.com/news/detroit/index.ssf/2009/07/police_arrest_man_exposing_him.html

It doesn't matter that you are actually over 18 but pretended to be 14: the criminal intent is still there and they person committed the offense, "knowing" that you were a minor. In other words, you can still get in trouble...

Ever watch "To catch a Predator"? I don't...but, from what I hear, they have young looking adults masquerade as underage girls.

Having sex with my roommate's boyfriend in the bunk bed above my best friends whom he was also sleeping with, was not my proudest moment.

And remains to this day, the thing I regret the most.

Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
That is soooo cute 😊

I was nineteen and kissed a guy after our second date. He had a boner. I broke the kissed and looked at him. He said:

"Well, are you going to stare at me all night or are you going to fix the problem?"

😐

This was just last year...makes it less cute. 😆

And wow...what a douche. I'm betting he had to walk away with his shame?

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Having sex with my roommate's boyfriend in the bunk bed above my best friends whom he was also sleeping with, was not my proudest moment.

And remains to this day, the thing I regret the most.

Did you tell her that?

Originally posted by LanceWindu
This was just last year...makes it less cute. 😆

And wow...what a douche. I'm betting he had to walk away with his shame?

Yeah...that's a little stupid of him. I'd have said something like, "can you blame me? You're smokin', babe!"

Originally posted by dadudemon
Did you tell her that?

Nope, she later broke up with him for finding out that he had experimented with guys before her. Plus, she's a *****.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
This was just last year...makes it less cute. 😆

And wow...what a douche. I'm betting he had to walk away with his shame?

No...I fixed the problem.

I got down on my knees and....

Spoiler:
punched him very VERY hard in the crotch....dickhead

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Nope, she later broke up with him for finding out that he had experimented with guys before her. Plus, she's a *****.

lulz

As long as you see it as a mistake and regret it, the past is the past and you shouldn't be crucified for it. Everyone makes relationship mistakes, at one point or another.

Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
No...I fixed the problem.

I got down on my knees and....

Spoiler:
punched him very VERY hard in the crotch....dickhead

Are...you..........serious?

Did he say it like an a**hole or something? I thought he said it jokingly....

Originally posted by dadudemon
lulz

As long as you see it as a mistake and regret it, the past is the past and you shouldn't be crucified for it. Everyone makes relationship mistakes, at one point or another.

Are...you..........serious?

Did he say it like an a**hole or something? I thought he said it jokingly....

Yep. Plus, I was incredibly drunk...which is why I don't get drunk around men any more. doped

In my defense, he had a really big penis.

Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
No...I fixed the problem.

I got down on my knees and....

Spoiler:
punched him very VERY hard in the crotch....dickhead

Oww oww oww! Getting punched in the dick would hurt bad enough, but getting punched while it's hard...ouch!

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
In my defense, he had a really big penis.

The only thing I can think about that is: ouch. For the dudes and dudettes...

Yes he was very serious. And he deserved to be punched. You can't just demand a blow job from me. Especially after I had to pay for my on meal. ***** please

Why didn't you just fix the problem? hmm

Edit: Oh well if you had to pay for your meal.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Edit
crylaugh Thats AWESOME.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane

Edit: Oh well if you had to pay for your meal.

I know right.
I'm a cheap date. But my blow jobs ain't free

Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
Yes he was very serious. And he deserved to be punched. You can't just demand a blow job from me. Especially after I had to pay for my on meal. ***** please

Hmm. Interesting.

IMO, it's better to just let things happen. Mother nature takes its proper course with two young adults.

Second date is pushing it...

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
crylaugh Thats AWESOME.

lol

What did you see?