War and Link vs Kratos, Bayonetta and Dante

We have proven it, many times over in fact. There's a reason you guys never win anyone over to your side and your numbers only increase when you bring in people who were already fanboys to begin with.

Originally posted by fascistcrusader
So I've done a bit of research, and I've discovered something very interesting.

A guy on Smashboards, probably Scream, was using Scream's laughable arguments that Link can lift 1,000 tons and is supersonic, etc. He was proven wrong by everyone on the topic. In a board full of Nintendo fanboys Scream's theories are derided as fanboy drivel, that should tell you something.

Don't act like you know what you're talking about. Reading that thread would show you that all of them loved to use gameplay above all else and wank Samus on incredible levels. But you wouldn't know, you don't read things.

No, all of them used logic to have a hearty chuckle from Scream's idiocy. Once again, why do you think even long time LoZ fans find you to be ignorant fanboys, despite them playing the same games as you multiple times?

Those aren't LoZ fans. All of the Loz fans aren't even on Smashboards.

I'm a LoZ fan. So are a lot of the people who call you out on your dumb fanwank. Hell I just went through Ocarina again last week, am on the verge of beating LttP again, and am going to start MM once I beat that, so why is it that people like me don't see Link as this Hulk level god?

Had you read my post you would have noticed that they used gameplay above all else. But you're not going to read this either, so whatever.

Hey, that means I can say whatever I want about you and you'll never know! You suck! I have pornographic evidence that I ****ed your mother! I bet you're a fan of Steve Carrel, and he sucks too. I hate you and I hate the person you like!

You guys have to stop using super-tunnel vision on this fight.

With the HoT alone, you are up against a giant (Giant's mask), magic-nullifying (Mirror Shield, Master Sword), invincible (Nayru's Love), all seeing (Eye of Truth), time manipulating (OoT) force of evil-slaying (Master Sword) power.

O_O;

The mirror shield is only efective against very specific types of magic. It can't even reflect Beamos attacks and Ganon's magic hits you even with the shield up. The Master Sword can only deflect one type of magic and even then it can still hit you if Link swings at the wrong time. He's just as vulnerable, if note more so thanks to his being a mortal, to magic as anyone else here.

Tunnel vision!!!! Nayru's Love is up.

Also, examine this:

This is a Mirror Shield. It reflects light canonically.

This is the Mirror Shield. It reflects light AND energy canonically.

MS blocks a hell of a lot more than Ganon's magic ball.

Not only that, but it's going to tear all three of the guys on the other team a new one.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
You are the single worst Brit ever. Your grasp of the English language is limited and you enjoy using words when you don't know what they mean. You confuse clear statements and metaphors and demonstrate an inability to comprehend anything you read which is more likely just an inability to read.

These other people have no way to defeat the argument. They're just clinging to your stupid idea because they can't think of anything else. Fact is they don't really agree with LoZ being a cartoon game, they can't, there is nothing in the game to support it at all.

Extreme powers. I've played DMC4 and in this game Nero shot a bullet out of the air with another bullet and he did this without any statement that he could. Yet we know he can do it, because he ****ing did it. Get it now, dumbass? And I lol'd hard. Dante being able to destroy demons and move incredibly fast is a completely realistic stance because he's part demon, right? Link lifts the pillar because he has those gauntlets. Is that realistic enough for you? And now you're back to the cutscene stuff. Good recap, we're covering all the old stuff here. But two of these pillars have to be moved to finish the game.

Except for the fact that it doesn't defy physics, and the rainbow has no possible way of saving him because it wasn't anywhere near him.

I'm really not even sure what the point of it "defying physics" would prove anymore. Say it did, big deal. He still lifted a really heavy pillar with the gauntlets which still makes him incredibly strong.

Ok you begin with a bit of a whiny rant. Boring...moving on...

This sounds like you and the rest of the lollovelink team clinging onto Screampaste, youve not calculated any of this stuff yourself, not even close. Screampaste does all the real work in Link threads and your his bandwagon he called in for aid.

The game has exceptions, you know what that means? it means that theres a statistic that allows him to do this and that is his Devil powers. Link has no such exception within his own game like DMC characters do, your the one adding it but his fanbase do not make canon. Now your starting to understand, but sure Dante is a devil, this covers his whole body and background. Links gauntlets cover his arms, thus the exception to his tiny weak little body is his arms and nothing else, which makes you and the lollovelink crew go to town and add feats when there is no exception for those aspects of him.

Do they? based on what exactly? they have to be moved, yet according to the feats of the Gauntlets its more likely that he just climbed up them, I am surprised Link has no grapple or something.

Yes it was near him, it comes from the moon itself, the same moon link was in and we dont even see Link when it dispears, only the rainbow. Hence why it makes sense that Link was taken by it.

Sure it makes him strong, but not as strong as Screampaste wants him to be, and if we had an even field when Physics are taken into account then he would be crushed even if he does lift that amount.

Originally posted by LLLLLink
Well, all that you guys need to do is disprove it, but that hasn't happened.

What is the #1 thing about Link that you think is false? Be specific.

I have disproved it, your just ignoring obvious facts and then adding exceptions and featst to Link where tehy dont exist.

Also thanks for the thread FC, I lold...

Originally posted by LLLLLink
Not only that, but it's going to tear all three of the guys on the other team a new one.

How many bullets has it taken?

A Ganon sword-lock worth.

Originally posted by LLLLLink
Not only that, but it's going to tear all three of the guys on the other team a new one.

Sun Shield/golden fleece
Royal guard
Warp

honestly I not sure if it will even be useful because team 2 already has all has that item type. hell Kratos can also catch light balls from the fates and Pespone alreadly.

Fantastic.

Now that magic is clearly not going to be hurting anyone, its down to physical means.

Originally posted by LLLLLink
A Ganon sword-lock worth.

I see so no real durability feat then? nice......in which case it gets blown apart by bullets from Spiral from Dante, Pandoras weapon system, typhons bane and Bayonettas pistols (or rocket launcher things).

Link stands up to his heels in piecies from his magic cape, shield, golden gauntlets and his vials of Chateu romi and trembles in fear for some comedic toonforce value before getting a shot between the eyes.

Actually, Link is able to reflect projectiles while executing an evasive roll, Nayru's Love is still up, assuming Link cant block it with his shield is lolwank, and it probably wouldn't hurt him much anyway even if he did let it hit him.
Child Link tanks explosions point blank in the face.

Lol, there he goes again, ignoring feats. Cause, y'know, in WW Link didn't get blastaed halfway across the great see by an explosion, or have the crap beaten out of him by Ganondorf in a cutscene.

Originally posted by Burning thought
Ok you begin with a bit of a whiny rant. Boring...moving on...

This sounds like you and the rest of the lollovelink team clinging onto Screampaste, youve not calculated any of this stuff yourself, not even close. Screampaste does all the real work in Link threads and your his bandwagon he called in for aid.

The game has exceptions, you know what that means? it means that theres a statistic that allows him to do this and that is his Devil powers. Link has no such exception within his own game like DMC characters do, your the one adding it but his fanbase do not make canon. Now your starting to understand, but sure Dante is a devil, this covers his whole body and background. Links gauntlets cover his arms, thus the exception to his tiny weak little body is his arms and nothing else, which makes you and the lollovelink crew go to town and add feats when there is no exception for those aspects of him.

Do they? based on what exactly? they have to be moved, yet according to the feats of the Gauntlets its more likely that he just climbed up them, I am surprised Link has no grapple or something.

Yes it was near him, it comes from the moon itself, the same moon link was in and we dont even see Link when it dispears, only the rainbow. Hence why it makes sense that Link was taken by it.

Sure it makes him strong, but not as strong as Screampaste wants him to be, and if we had an even field when Physics [b]are taken into account then he would be crushed even if he does lift that amount.

How many bullets has it taken? [/B]

Britbabble.

More britbabble.

Still more britbabble, but you tried to bring something up I'll address. Earlier you tried giving everyone crap about making "additions and exceptions" to Link, and here DMC4 does the same thing. BUT WAIT, LINK DOES HAVE SOMETHING THAT LETS HIM DO THAT! He is the Hero chosen by the Gods. Triforce of Courage anyone?

Yeah, he totally climbed up them, except for the fact that they're blocking the doors. Hmm, but how on earth could I have this information? Oh yeah, I played the game. He does have a grapple, too.

You call thousands of feet above him near him? Ahah. This does not change the fact that it is a rainbow that is not solid and was nowhere near him. Link even wakes up right outside the city, and this rainbow that you seriously care too much about has, for the sixth time, touched ground nowhere near Link, the giants, Skull Kid, or Tatl and her brother. It might not even have touched ground anywhere in accessible areas of Termina.

It's centuries/millenia old and still just as good as the day it was made. Some little bullets, magical or not, aren't going to snap it. Especially when it took the Ganon sword lock.

I forgot about that explosion across the sea.