Anakin Skywalker Versus Kyp Durron (Highest Midi-chlorian Count in SW Mythos)

Started by \\S//12 pages
Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
omg shes anorexic. 😐

Yeah, plus she's the second hottest model on earth (I'm first), so that's a double positive, she tells me every day how great I am and that I have been built by the Gods to satisfy all her needs.

Sorry. Seems my before pic when away. He's a new one.

Originally posted by Jinsoku Takai
****ing ignore his sorry ass... seriously. And so what you ****ing douche bag piece of shit (\\S//). You finally got you a piece (or so you say). All signs point to you being a ****ing closet homo. Look *****, I get it every night. It's called marriage. Grow the **** up. "hey, this girl said i was hot, and I ****ed her in her pussy" yeah right... Then I got news for you dumbass. Any ***** that puts out so easily ain't really something to brag about dude. So, STFU!!! ****ing cant stand trash like you.

I like to dissect girls, did you know that I'm totally insane?

Did you know that Whitney Houston's album titled simply, "Whitney Houston", sold four number one copies? Did you know that Jinsoku Takai?

It's hard to chose a favorite amongst so many great tracks, but the greatest love of all is one of the best most powerful songs ever written, about self preservation, dignity. It's universal message crosses all boundries, and instills one with the hope that it's not to late to better ourselves, since, Jinsoku Takai, it's impossible in this world we live in to empathize with others, we can can always empathize with ourselves, it's an important message, crucial really, and it's beautifully stated on the album.

Originally posted by Darth_Glentract
Sorry. Seems my before pic when away. He's a new one.

I'd hit that. 😐

Edit: And //S\\, I humbly suggest that you go suck a rail-road spike, you were amusing at first but you're getting boring pretty fast.

Originally posted by Nephthys
I'd hit that. 😐

Edit: And //S\\, I humbly suggest that you go suck a rail-road spike, you were amusing at first but you're getting boring pretty fast.

Eat my dick.

yawn

Originally posted by Nephthys
I'd hit that. 😐

Edit: And //S\\, I humbly suggest that you go suck a rail-road spike, you were amusing at first but you're getting boring pretty fast.

Wow... and with that... Ima check out for tonight... lol

Originally posted by Nephthys
yawn

*The smiley depicts him opening his mouth for my dick.*

Originally posted by \\S//
*The smiley depicts him opening his mouth for my dick.*

*The post confirms his rather obvious homosexuality. Was that girls name Fara or Felix I wonder?*

Edit: *My smiley also shows an accurate presentation of the amount I'd need to open my mouth for his dick. About 1 millimetre*

Originally posted by Nephthys
*The post confirms his rather obvious homosexuality. Was that girls name Fara or Felix I wonder?*

Quit flirting with me you facisct bastard.

The words say no but the sig says yes.

Originally posted by Nephthys
*The post confirms his rather obvious homosexuality. Was that girls name Fara or Felix I wonder?*

Edit: *My smiley also shows an accurate presentation of the amount I'd need to open my mouth for his dick. About 1 millimeter plus 10000 more millimeters and I'd don't think my mouth could get past the tip*

Fixed.

And NO I won't show you a picture.

th_23_31_4 Oh please mi'lord, grace me with your massive wang!

Originally posted by Nephthys
I'd hit that. 😐

Edit: And //S\\, I humbly suggest that you go suck a rail-road spike, you were amusing at first but you're getting boring pretty fast.


Yikes! You were called boring by Nephthys.... That's well I thought that was impossible!

Originally posted by ares834
Yikes! You were called boring by Nephthys.... That's well I thought that was impossible!

He's in denial, I'm annoying him and he wants me to stop so he's miss communicating on what I am.

How is Whitney Houston and her universal message boring?

Originally posted by \\S//
It's hard to chose a favorite amongst so many great tracks, but the greatest love of all is one of the best most powerful songs ever written, about self preservation, dignity. It's universal message crosses all boundries, and instills one with the hope that it's not to late to better ourselves, since, Jinsoku Takai, it's impossible in this world we live in to empathize with others, we can can always empathize with ourselves, it's an important message, crucial really, and it's beautifully stated on the album.

This FTW.

I'm pretty sure I've never listened to or enjoyed a Whitney Houston song and I am increasingly perplexed as to why we're talking about her at all.

On topic, Kyp probably wins becuase of his superior Force abilities, but I doubt he could beat Anakin in a Lightsaber fight. Also, yes, I am officially bored. Watching a retarded dog wank over itself is only funny the first 3 or so times before it gets plain pathetic. And I fail to see how anything can be annoying on the internet when I can just delete the window anytime I want.

Off-topic, has anyone else's spell-check vanished?

Edit: Yes! Indirectly implies to be a 'sex-idol'! Another win for the Neph-myster!

393.74015747 inches? That's just gross.

facisct =/= Fascist, is it? I have to wonder what "facisct" actually means. I'm going to hazard the guess "sex-idol," furthering my case that // is actually made from AIDS.