Anakin Skywalker Versus Kyp Durron (Highest Midi-chlorian Count in SW Mythos)

Mmm yes. Feels tempted to strike back.

God this kid is dumb. He thinks ****ing some random chick and talking about it makes him BA... Not to mention he thinks Kyp has higher potential than Anakin who is the god damned force incarnate.

[Luke]LeaiNeb I we need youLeia!Neb![/Luke]

Originally posted by ares834
God this kid is dumb. He thinks ****ing some random chick and talking about it makes him BA... Not to mention he thinks Kyp has higher potential than Anakin who is the god damned force incarnate.

Me on poon:

Me: I like to fvck girls in the vagina.

Gurl [who is really an object]: yah i want u to do that

Me: I will do that now cuz i like to do that

Me: there is no god and thinking that makes me better than uze

Gurl: ur meh gawd nao cuz ur teh bestest ribcage that evah fvcked me.

lul

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Oh boy. I'm really glad I started posting here again. It would have been a tragedy to have missed this.

\\S//, as far as I can see it, the visual appeal of the individual in the photographs isn't in question (it is enormous). What is however, is whether you truly are that individual. So if you'd be willing to, could you smear peanut butter all over your hands and face, strip all the way down to your underwear, and print "\\S//" across your chest in purple glitter? That way we could know for sure. I would also like two opposing side shots and perhaps one of you lying down on your back (minus the underwear)?

Obvious sock is obvious...

Originally posted by ares834
Obvious sock is obvious...

the obvious sock is part of what makes the thing so funny. Not only is he posting pictures of himself, he has created a SECOND account to talk about how attractive he is. The sock asking that he do the peanut butter thing is very interesting. Does that mean, he is actually going to do that next?

Originally posted by ares834
Obvious sock is obvious...

Originally posted by truejedi
the obvious sock is part of what makes the thing so funny. Not only is he posting pictures of himself, he has created a SECOND account to talk about how attractive he is. The sock asking that he do the peanut butter thing is very interesting. Does that mean, he is actually going to do that next?

I'm not convinced it's a sock of himself. It is a sock of somebody, but probably not of him. Hasn't Neb's most recent account been banned? And isn't this guy talking up something from Final Fantasy? I'm betting on a gambit by Nebaris to expand the fap-range from "BANE" to "BANE AND FAILBOTS".

Yeah, I checked his past posts he seems to be Neb. After all he said the correct answer is Darth Bane in the Emperor thread.

I bet you don't even have the guts to post a picture of yourself with a shirt because you're such a ****ing ugly bastard.

This is me.

Originally posted by \\S//
I believe in taking care of myself, a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine, in the morning if my face is a little puffy I wear an ice-pack while I do my stomach crunches, I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice-pack I use a deep pour cleanser lotion, in the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. I use a little hair gel to form a W hawk, and spray myself with cologne and a little fragrance called Drakkar Noir.

I just tried your routine and I had amazing results! I was a total fat ass last night and woke up a whole new man. Check out my before and after! I don't remember getting my ears pierced though.

And yes, I am manly enough to wear only underwear in both pics.

You stole my joke!

Originally posted by Monado
\\S//, as far as I can see it, the visual appeal of the individual in the photographs isn't in question (it is enormous). What is however, is whether you truly are that individual. So if you'd be willing to, could you smear peanut butter all over your hands and face, strip all the way down to your underwear, and print "\\S//" across your chest in purple glitter? That way we could know for sure. I would also like two opposing side shots and perhaps one of you lying down on your back (minus the underwear)?

I loled.

edit: You're all stealing my joke!

Originally posted by Red Nemesis

This is me.

You're not quite there yet.

I **** Heidi Klum with my 10 inch fat perfectly built cock daily, we go through every position in the book. We film it every day, and I sale these videos for around 500 K per vid, my source of income.

omg shes anorexic. 😐

Yeah man. Its not cool to take advantage of someone who has those kinds of issue. Thats just lame.

This is most definitely, extremely entertaining to read. This "\S/" idiot just doesn't seem to humanly understand what you're all trying to get through to him.

Originally posted by BoratBorat
Whos fara? Anybody can claim they have had sex with anybody and claim he/she proclaimed he is hot. Doesn't mean its true.

After all you have a habit of making things up so how exactly are we suppose to believe you? If a girl truly said you're hot, you wouldn't care what we think of you but seeing that you are overly insecure and vain, you made that up as well.

****ing ignore his sorry ass... seriously. And so what you ****ing douche bag piece of shit (\\S//). You finally got you a piece (or so you say). All signs point to you being a ****ing closet homo. Look *****, I get it every night. It's called marriage. Grow the **** up. "hey, this girl said i was hot, and I ****ed her in her pussy" yeah right... Then I got news for you dumbass. Any ***** that puts out so easily ain't really something to brag about dude. So, STFU!!! ****ing cant stand trash like you.

Originally posted by Jinsoku Takai
****ing ignore his sorry ass... seriously. And so what you ****ing douche bag piece of shit (\\S//). You finally got you a piece (or so you say). All signs point to you being a ****ing closet homo. Look *****, I get it every night. It's called marriage. Grow the **** up. "hey, this girl said i was hot, and I ****ed her in her pussy" yeah right... Then I got news for you dumbass. Any ***** that puts out so easily ain't really something to brag about dude. So, STFU!!! ****ing cant stand trash like you.

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