Soldiers Accidentaly Kill Twelve Afghans

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Soldiers Accidentaly Kill Twelve Afghans

ARTICLE EXPLAINING THE ACCIDENTAL MISHAP

NATO Troops spot an enemy convoy and were ready to fire a rocket at it. Unfortunately after they fired, the rocket missed and hit a house with over twelve innocent Afghans in it and all the army can say about this situation is "oops, sorry." 😐

eh.

happens to soldiers all the time. sucks to be in a combat zone.

This has happened a lot. Didn't care then...Don't care now.

Corporations will continue to profit from this "war". Nothing will change.

Originally posted by The Dark Cloud
Corporations will continue to profit from this "war". Nothing will change.

Accidentally killing random people: the true road to profit!

Re: Soldiers Accidentaly Kill Twelve Afghans

Originally posted by Nemesis X
ARTICLE EXPLAINING THE ACCIDENTAL MISHAP

NATO Troops spot an enemy convoy and were ready to fire a rocket at it. Unfortunately after they fired, the rocket missed and hit a house with over twelve innocent Afghans in it and all the army can say about this situation is "oops, sorry." 😐

What do you suggest they do?

Re: Re: Soldiers Accidentaly Kill Twelve Afghans

Originally posted by Mindset
What do you suggest they do?

I have and idea:

Apologize profusely.

Compensate any living relatives with lots of money.

Rebuild the entire village and establish permanent ways of making legit money.

Pull the **** out of Afghanistan.

Get rid of some of our military.

Get rid of some of our foreign bases of operation.

Focus more on developing new technologies, keeping the good stuff for ourselves, and selling the other stuff.

Use the extra money from a reduced military budget and increased revenue from our technology sales, to balance our budget and provide better domestic services.

The aind. (Spelled it that way, on purpose. Veterans of the internet will recongize that.)

Re: Re: Soldiers Accidentaly Kill Twelve Afghans

Originally posted by Mindset
What do you suggest they do?

Resurrect them. You don't really think corporations can't do that if they want to?

Re: Re: Re: Soldiers Accidentaly Kill Twelve Afghans

Originally posted by dadudemon
I have and idea:

Apologize profusely.

Compensate any living relatives with lots of money.

Rebuild the entire village and establish permanent ways of making legit money.

Pull the **** out of Afghanistan.

Get rid of some of our military.

Get rid of some of our foreign bases of operation.

Focus more on developing new technologies, keeping the good stuff for ourselves, and selling the other stuff.

Use the extra money from a reduced military budget and increased revenue from our technology sales, to balance our budget and provide better domestic services.

The aind. (Spelled it that way, on purpose. Veterans of the internet will recongize that.)

All terrible ideas, you terrorist.

Communist terrorist.

Doesn't the military have like heat seeking missiles or something? Can't believe they still use things manually. Weren't those soldiers even trained to shoot something right? Hitting what is perhaps a big truck and yet they miss and hit a house. What is this, delta farce?

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Doesn't the military have like heat seeking missiles or something? Can't believe they still use things manually. Weren't those soldiers even trained to shoot something right? Hitting what is perhaps a big truck and yet they miss and hit a house. What is this, delta farce?

that is exactly what they are.. probably reserves and only had one time training with RPG's and various weapons yrs ago or in boot camp..

american military is not the most well trained military in the world it is just the most technological advance one.

crap like this always happens we have gomer pyles running all over the place especially in the army.

YouTube video

poor private pile. 🙁

ah well. he gets his revenge later

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
poor private pile. 🙁

ah well. he gets his revenge later

Maybe it was Pile who fired the rocket.

Solder: There's an enemy convoy dead ahead! Pile, prepare to fire the RPG at it!

Pile: On it! Oh look, a twinkie. *aims the RPG at the convoy but looks down and tries to reach the twinkie and suddenly pulls the trigger*

The rocket is heading towards the convoy.

Terrorist: WTF IS THAT?!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pile gets up after snagging and eating the twinkie.

Pile: Did I get it?

Soldier: Uh...If by "it" you mean that house full of innocent people and not the convoy that we were suppose to hit then yes, you did.

Pile: Well we can't do anything about it but say sorry but before we do that, lets head to the mess, I hear there's tater tots.

Soldier: ....WTH happened to this world?

Yeah then he pwned himself.

Obviously bad news, but can people get the facts straight please?

The target was a building, NOT a convoy. No amount of heat seaking technology would help. The wrong building was hit.

It was not an RPG round but a rocket artillery strike from a distant position. Whether the strike was given bad co-ordinates or if the rockets simply missed is not known, but all this nonsense talk about half-trained soldiers is irrelevant also

Or is it...?

😂

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Or is it...?

Well seeing as the US military is the "friendly fire" world champion, not much of a surprise really, except that they didn´t kill any allies in the process.