Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
poor private pile. 🙁ah well. he gets his revenge later
Maybe it was Pile who fired the rocket.
Solder: There's an enemy convoy dead ahead! Pile, prepare to fire the RPG at it!
Pile: On it! Oh look, a twinkie. *aims the RPG at the convoy but looks down and tries to reach the twinkie and suddenly pulls the trigger*
The rocket is heading towards the convoy.
Terrorist: WTF IS THAT?!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pile gets up after snagging and eating the twinkie.
Pile: Did I get it?
Soldier: Uh...If by "it" you mean that house full of innocent people and not the convoy that we were suppose to hit then yes, you did.
Pile: Well we can't do anything about it but say sorry but before we do that, lets head to the mess, I hear there's tater tots.
Soldier: ....WTH happened to this world?