War vs. Link: Horse Race

Originally posted by LLLLLink
I should've known something was up when I noticed this thread had 5 pages... Wtf, guys?

1) OoT Link is clearly the taller of the two versions. It seems to me that TP Link has a longer torso and shorter legs, while it's the opposite for HoT.

2) The Master Sword is a Bastard Sword+. It can be used with one hand or two if desired.

3) Why are you even posting here, BT? Have you played Zelda (no) or Darksiders?

4) Twilight? ...sigh...

3) I have played Darksiders, have you?

Originally posted by ares834
WHAT!? Lol.

I know 😆

Originally posted by Burning thought
3) I have played Darksiders, have you?

Yup. 😐

But if I recall correctly, it was 10000 tons, not 60000 =/

Link tossed it a very significant distance, in a very short time. This greatly increases shown energy output to something along the lines of 450 000 000 joules, give or take a couple zeroes, IIRC.

*Math* It was 4 535 923 699.9975, I was off by a zero. To put this in perspective, let's see what would happen if you applied 4 535 923 699.9975 joules to the 60 000 tons you gave for an air craft carrier.

.....____
v=/2K/m

v = velocity
K = kinetic energy (12.909944487358)
m = mass (60 000 short tons or 54 431 084.39997 kilos.

v = 12.909944487358 meters per second. Link could benchpress one.

Edit:

With that logic, these ladies are also over 6ft

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
To clarify why this makes sense;
1. The pillar itself was actually only a one thousand, not ten, buuuut.

Link tossed it a very significant distance, in a very short time. This greatly increases shown energy output to something along the lines of 450 000 000 joules, give or take a couple zeroes, IIRC.

*Math* It was 4 535 923 699.9975, I was off by a zero. To put this in perspective, let's see what would happen if you applied 4 535 923 699.9975 joules to the 60 000 tons you gave for an air craft carrier.

.....____
v=/2K/m

v = velocity
K = kinetic energy (12.909944487358)
m = mass (60 000 short tons or 54 431 084.39997 kilos.

v = 12.909944487358 meters per second. Link could benchpress one.

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3670209

Its not even correct math, hes calculating jouls of the hurled weight which is a toonforce feat, because Link has no superhuman power, his strength is the only implication. Link would get crushed under the rock if were talking real physics and his tiny little midget body would break.

Its just a fun little graphic for the players to enjoy in their toonforce blanket as they play much like bouncing gorons and squeeky WW toon link on a castle wall.

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3670209

Thought so.

As for BT, Link > Kain. <3

Only if the comparison was cuteness.

Originally posted by Burning thought
Its not even correct math, hes calculating jouls of the hurled weight which is a toonforce feat, because Link has no superhuman power, his strength is the only implication. Link would get crushed under the rock if were talking real physics and his tiny little midget body would break.

Its just a fun little graphic for the players to enjoy in their toonforce blanket as they play much like bouncing gorons and squeeky WW toon link on a castle wall.

Except that it isn't toonforce. 20 pages of another thread yielded this result. I picked for you BT since you refused to do it.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Except that it isn't toonforce. 20 pages of another thread yielded this result.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste

This is where I tell you that Malon looks over the shoulder of Epona who's supposed to be the size of a Clydesdale.

Clydesdale horses are 173-183 cm (5'8-6'1). Epona seems to be a foot taller than Link and Malon is at least 2 inches shorter than him.

Assuming Epona is 6'1, Link would be 5'1 and Malon would be 4'11.

"Clydesdales are noted for grace and versatility; they stand on average between 16 - 17 hands (the current world-record holding Clydesdale is 20 hands) in height and can weigh upwards of one short ton (2,000 pounds)."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clydesdale_(horse)

20 hands = 6.7 feet. (6.666 rounded..)
16 = 5.3, but Link's still taller, and Epona's the largest horse in LoZ.

I win.

It's also worth noting horses are measured at the shoulder, not the head, incase Sin was basing his idea on that.

I'm gonna say something you'll like to see, BT; you can't be beaten.

However, it's not because of the reasons you think it is. Your arguments are not flawless and ours are not fanon and fallacious. In that thread I spent about 20 pages applying your terrible logic to Team 2 in an effort to point out your inconsistency and complete bias to all characters from a game that opted to not use this dark and dreary atmosphere that everyone seems to think is so grown up nowadays.

So you tried to get around applying your own arguments to Team 2 by finding information for them that let them keep everything under your little rules, you failed. Then you began to ignore things and reply to every post I made with a silly bugger comment like "quit trolling me."

So you can't be beaten. Not even you can beat you because eventually you'll just ignore yourself.

And now you'll just not reply to this or simply say I'm trolling and then you'll return to ignoring everything and saying we don't provide any evidence of our own, all while providing none for yourself.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
I'm gonna say something you'll like to see, BT; you can't be beaten by the lollovelink club.

However, it's pretty much the reasons you think it is. Your arguments are flawless and ours are fanon and fallacious. In that thread I spent about 20 pages applying my own terrible logic to Team 2 in an effort to point out your nonexistent inconsistency and complete bias to all characters from a game that opted to not use this dark and dreary atmosphere that everyone seems to think is so grown up nowadays.

So you found evidence for your own arguments to Team 2 by finding information for them that let them keep everything under your little rules, you succeeded. Then you began to ignore fanon and fallible statements and reply to every post I made with a comment like "quit trolling me." which I wrongly call "silly bugger".

So you can't be beaten by using Fanon, fallacies and nonsense in general.

And now you'll just not reply to this or simply say I'm trolling and then you'll return to ignoring everything thats fanon/fallacious and saying we don't provide any useful evidence of our own, all while providing information when necessery for yourself.

Corrected for lies

BT's dellusional. haermm

Soz for not believin 1000 ton aircraft carrier lifting supersonic link! how delusional I must beee!!

I expected that. It's why I intentionally left out where I suggested that he'd use a fix'd joke.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
"Clydesdales are noted for grace and versatility; they stand on average between 16 - 17 hands (the current world-record holding Clydesdale is 20 hands) in height and can weigh upwards of one short ton (2,000 pounds)."

average between 16-17 hands= 5.3-5.6 feet so their average size is just under Sins figuire.

YouTube video

9.24 to 9.38

I think that applies to this quite nicely.