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Originally posted by The Nuul
Most Superman vs DS fights.

^ This.

Originally posted by Starscream M

grundy beats on superman and then gets karate chopped by batman

flash takes on zoom and then slips on snow by mr freeze

thor beats hulk then struggles with wolverine


Classic examples as well!

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Originally posted by Starscream M
his a high feat character with some low feats...so is every other comic book character

grundy beats on superman and then gets karate chopped by batman

flash takes on zoom and then slips on snow by mr freeze

thor beats hulk then struggles with wolverine

deathstroke beats teen titans and then struggles against nightwing

etc etc

And Rulk got the shit beat out of him by Cosmic Robo Hulk, was getting beat up by Talbot. Had problems with the LL. Got blinded by Wolverine.

Also, the difference is that Rulk has only been around for like 30 issues...

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
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"I don't want you to watch!" *oneshots Uatu* doesn't ring any bells?

Him beating the tar out of OF Thor due to "zero g", only to almost die the very next issue, somehow absorb Surfer's Power Cosmic with some crap plot deviceish power and more or less solo the Defenders, KILL the Grandmaster and briefly face Galactus, ONLY to have Hulk oneshot him, isn't PIS? Seriously, if Rulk isn't PIS, I'd hate to see what is.

He is PIS, but Hulk did not one-shot him.

Tigra and Hellcat cut him 😂 Punisher stabbed him with a knife... it makes absolutely no sense for a guy who survives a fall from the moon to be that vulnerable to piercing attacks.

Originally posted by nicamarvin
That is Not PIS.... 😠

How is that not PIS. She should've broken her nails trying to do that to Juggernaut 😬

Originally posted by Starscream M
his a high feat character with some low feats...so is every other comic book character
He steamrolled everyone till the point he turned hero 😬

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
How is that not PIS. She should've broken her nails trying to do that to Juggernaut 😬
...That was worst than PIS.... 🙁

Originally posted by nicamarvin
...That was worst than PIS.... 🙁

True, we don't even have the word for that.

Osborn and U-Foes beat down on Thor.

Originally posted by Blanket

Also, the difference is that Rulk has only been around for like 30 issues...
right, but that only makes it more understandable why he has more highs and lows....newer characters tend to not be established, so writers can take more freedoms.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
True, we don't even have the word for that.
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Originally posted by The Nuul
Osborn and U-Foes beat down on Thor.

That I can remotely buy simply because the U-Foes in unison is no joke, especially against a slightly staggered Thor. It could have been handled a bit better, though, seeing as Bendis alters power levels on a whim to suit his own needs as a writer.

Originally posted by Starscream M
right, but that only makes it more understandable why he has more highs and lows....newer characters tend to not be established, so writers can take more freedoms.
No it doesn't.

And being understandable would still make it pis.

X-Ray was knocked back by a body thrown onto him...

Originally posted by Parmaniac
X-Ray was knocked back by a body thrown onto him...

Living Laser hurt by bullets and Luke Cage 😂

WWH vs Strange

X-Ray was also drawn to stand on a glider...

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Living Laser hurt by bullets and Luke Cage 😂

Seriously, I was like "WTF?" over that issue.

Originally posted by The Nuul
Osborn and U-Foes beat down on Thor.

I didn't have much problem with it at all. It was actually a pretty good durability showing for Thor.

Sentry tackles Thor (And as revealed in the recent Thunderbolts issue also punched Thor apparently.), then Thor gets blasted by the combined full power of Vector (He turned Hulk into a near skeletal state easily. And this was before the healing factor retcon when he had durability on Superman's level. He can easily repel reality for christ sakes.), X-ray (He can emit any and all forms of energy from the Electromagnetic spectrum.), Moonstone (Two Moonstones in her possession. Anyone whose read Thunderbolts knows her powerful her energy attacks are.), Iron Patriot (Not as efficient or as powerful as extremis Iron Man, but his close enough to that level, and Iron Man even previously has hurt a lot of powerful beings when he has to with his attacks.), Volcana etc. and is unharmed.

That was a pretty good showing. It's the part where he just stands there and lets them beat on him that I have a problem with.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Seriously, I was like "WTF?" over that issue.

Spider Woman shrugging off amped Mandrill's mind control and Parker one-shotting amped Griffin was dumb like hell, too...

Slade stabbing Flash in IDENTITY CRISIS

Tactics and speed notwithstanding, from the time the point of the blade even touches him he would be able to avoid puncture.