The P.I.S. Awards

Started by LordofBrooklyn10 pages

Black Bolt vs WWH

This is a pattern where Bolt is used as fodder because he has enough gravitas as a powerful character but is only presented as such in terms of potential.

Bolt took on Savage Hulk who may have greater feats and put up a much greater battle with less on the line.

Mephisto rewriting all of reality such that spiderman and Mary Jane were not together.. In effect mephisto rewrote the history of 616

And why..

Originally posted by LordofBrooklyn
Black Bolt vs WWH

This is a pattern where Bolt is used as fodder because he has enough gravitas as a powerful character but is only presented as such in terms of potential.

Bolt took on Savage Hulk who may have greater feats and put up a much greater battle with less on the line.

That was a Skrull.

Originally posted by rotiart
Mephisto rewriting all of reality such that spiderman and Mary Jane were not together.. In effect mephisto rewrote the history of 616

And why..

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On one hand, it's a great feat of Mephisto's because he was able to effect so many different people and to various degrees. On the other, OMD/BND sucks.

Black Bolt vs Hulk: Disqualified

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
That was a Skrull.

This disqualifies the Black Bolt vs WWH fight from award consideration.

My nominations:
-Punisher Kills the Marvel Universe
-Any Superman vs Darkseid moment that doesn't end with Superman tasting cosmic pavement
-Anytime Deathstroke takes on non-street-levelers
-Dr Doom tanking a blast from IG Thanos, even if it was only an offhanded one.
-All the demi-gods and metas who got jokerized by Joker Venom in Last Laugh. Seriously? Circe succumbing to Joker venom? Grayven Son of ****ing Darkseid getting Jokerized? No bueno.

Wonder Man circa the 2000's

The most egregious incident is his being smacked around by Hercules.

This is the same Simon that pimp-slapped Hercules with ease once he got annoyed with his antics.

Nothing Batman or Banner/Hulk does is PIS. sneer

biscuits

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Spider Woman shrugging off amped Mandrill's mind control and Parker one-shotting amped Griffin was dumb like hell, too...
Is the Griffin strong? Serious question I know nothing about him.

Originally posted by Parmaniac
Is the Griffin strong? Serious question I know nothing about him.

Class 90 pre-Hood upgrade.

His non-jobbing version from alternate reality was besting Marvel Adventures Avengers. Parker was a complete non-factor in that fight and that's the way it should be.

Originally posted by LordofBrooklyn
Wonder Man circa the 2000's

The most egregious incident is his being smacked around by Hercules.

This is the same Simon that pimp-slapped Hercules with ease once he got annoyed with his antics.

He went from fighting Hyperion to getting beating by the Green Goblin xD.

black panther physically beating silver surfer with human strength.
cable beating colossus physically.
juggernaut being cut
rhino knocking out hulk

Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
cable beating colossus physically.
rhino knocking out hulk

What?!

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
What?!
yea cable choked colossus to near death, rhino knocked out savage hulk

Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
yea cable choked colossus to near death, rhino knocked out savage hulk

I think I remember now... was that Leader in Rhino's body?

Is that Cable/Colossus thing canon? Piotr was transformed?

The destruction of Wonder Man

Originally posted by AlmightyKfish
He went from fighting Hyperion to getting beating by the Green Goblin xD.

Has anyone from Marvel tried to explain the idiocy that is taking place with Simon?

He knocked out the Abomination and loses to Goblin.

When did he lose to GG?

Superman and Friends picking up a book wieghing infinity...

DS taking out the JL

Rulk... that is all

She-Hulk beating up the Champion

I've never been able to read a Dan Slott book since

Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
black panther physically beating silver surfer with human strength.
cable beating colossus physically.
juggernaut being cut
rhino knocking out hulk
the first one was explained in the following issues, i don't know why people keep bringing it up as PIS