Team McClane versus Team Vincent...

Started by Sadako of Girth5 pages

Ands in your seclective no morals mode, McClane uses Riggs as a human shield and proceeds with Mills to level the region.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nope only a fool would watch film after film of Lethal Weapon where Riggs loses it and gets sloppy at detriment to the team/quest/situation, and not see how that could work against Team McClane..

Stop projecting pal. You are a deeeeeeeeply butthurt man, and accusing me of having your disposition is no successful deflection. 🙂
Quit now before you are McRiggsPotterSideswiped yet again.

Nobjobbing....? lol Take that Gibson sausage outta your mouth when trying to sound ignorant. (I assume that was something you were trying to do, rather than doing it all natural like. 😛 )

Riggs is part of the team here, just as he was with Rog in LW2, he isn't an idiot, he won't go off on his own. He'll know that he stands a better chance of saving Lorna if he sticks with Mac and Mills. 🙄

BTW, You turned this into Riggs versus Mac, and once again I am serving you up like a deep fried catfish.

Riggs screen feats trump McClane's, fact, end of story, deal with it. You wanna talk about the team matchup? Fine, but I am not gonna discuss Riggs versus Mac anymore, because frankly I am tired of burying your same old argument.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Wrong again. Jet Li beat Riggs. Murtaugh killed him.
Riggs has has a specially appointed ass saver named Murtaugh, because he cant make it alone.
He is a buddy flick character.

McClane is helped occasionally by different humans around at the time and largely makes it alone.

If Riggs had such fighting skill as you maintain, hed not get captured in like ever movie.

And Riggs speed was shit. There are tonnes of guys faster than him. Even a rookie boxer using slow basic shots dominated Riggs. So can we stop the "Riggsy wiggsy has magic spells I dream of him having" shit....?

Jet Li beat Riggs? Murtaugh killed Li? Dude.......Riggs blew him away with an AK.......

But hey, if that's how you wanna play it, then Mai beat Mac, as did the Colonel. 🙄

And accept it, Mac had far more support than Riggs. Riggs beta tougher opponents. Screen feats prove this. See, I provide screen feats to back my opinions with evidence. You, well, you have nothing. You simply WANT Mac to win, so you ignore screen feats and praise him.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Ands in your seclective no morals mode, McClane uses Riggs as a human shield and proceeds with Mills to level the region.
No, Ghost Dog snipes Mac and rapes Holly.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Ands in your seclective no morals mode, McClane uses Riggs as a human shield and proceeds with Mills to level the region.

Riggs has the stupid mullet McClane could use as a handle too. Works perfectly, it would.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

No, Ghost Dog snipes Mac and rapes Holly.

Ghost Dog was just a fat silly guy who swung around an imaginary katana. Who did he fight of notable worth?

Originally posted by Robtard
Ghost Dog was just a fat silly guy who swung around an imaginary katana. Who did he fight of notable worth?
No one, but he displayed gun skills out the yazoo, more than everyone here except for Vincent and Leon, and he took a shitload of bullets to the chest and kept walking. His stealth rivals Leon's.

Some of Ghost Dog:

YouTube video

This scene made laugh my ass off:

YouTube video

He was a follower of the way of the Samurai, he wasn't just some loser who was a wannabe. He's far more formidable than you realize. The way he kills the last guy in the vid is epic.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Riggs is part of the team here, just as he was with Rog in LW2, he isn't an idiot, he won't go off on his own. He'll know that he stands a better chance of saving Lorna if he sticks with Mac and Mills. 🙄

BTW, You turned this into Riggs versus Mac, and once again I am serving you up like a deep fried catfish.

Riggs screen feats trump McClane's, fact, end of story, deal with it. You wanna talk about the team matchup? Fine, but I am not gonna discuss Riggs versus Mac anymore, because frankly I am tired of burying your same old argument.

Jet Li beat Riggs? Murtaugh killed Li? Dude.......Riggs blew him away with an AK.......

But hey, if that's how you wanna play it, then Mai beat Mac, as did the Colonel. 🙄

And accept it, Mac had far more support than Riggs. Riggs beta tougher opponents. Screen feats prove this. See, I provide screen feats to back my opinions with evidence. You, well, you have nothing. You simply WANT Mac to win, so you ignore screen feats and praise him.

No, Ghost Dog snipes Mac and rapes Holly.

And once again, in your almost sexual enthusiasm for the catfish, for for got to add the chips. (The "chips" being played by in this instance by "debating logic and observation in movie watching", of course.)

So how is the AK-47 a hand to hand win...?
Thats like saying Karen Carpenter could have beaten Muhammad Ali in hand to hand combat by shooting him with a shotgun. Sure she could.....technically, but then so what...its still cheating and flaccid/impotent.

Dont be silly. Dead men cant rape.

No thats just your automatic 'knee jerk deformation of my argument' tactic yet again. Nice to see your trying to keep those chops up though.
Just keep repeating the same mistake everytime and sure, magically one day somehow the universe'll transform into a place where you can be right, huh...?

Tougher opponents...? So Jet motherfu**ing Li could have beaten a two teams of Fort Bragg trained seals/marines...???????>....!!!!!!?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????!?!??!?!??!?!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????????????!!!!!!!!???????????!???????!???????!??????!?!?!???????????????????!!?!?????????????!?!??!???!?!???!??!??!?????????????!??!?!??? 😂 😂 😂
I'd change those Riggs Potter posters in your room, the crust is so thick now that you can't tell that shit from a Charlie's Angels poster...!!!!!
You, Mr.RJ, I salute you, for you are a true master of comedy.

Originally posted by Robtard
Riggs has the stupid mullet McClane could use as a handle too. Works perfectly, it would.

This is very true.

McClane'd have to prise your hands off that handle with a crowbar first though....

😉

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
And once again, in your almost sexual enthusiasm for the catfish, for for got to add the chips. (The "chips" being played by in this instance by "debating logic and observation in movie watching", of course.)

So how is the AK-47 a hand to hand win...?
Thats like saying Karen Carpenter could have beaten Muhammad Ali in hand to hand combat by shooting him with a shotgun. Sure she could.....technically, but then so what...its still cheating and flaccid/impotent.

Dont be silly. Dead men cant rape.

No thats just your automatic 'knee jerk deformation of my argument' tactic yet again. Nice to see your trying to keep those chops up though.
Just keep repeating the same mistake everytime and sure, magically one day somehow the universe'll transform into a place where you can be right, huh...?

Tougher opponents...? So Jet motherfu**ing Li could have beaten a two teams of Fort Bragg trained seals/marines...???????>....!!!!!!?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????!?!??!?!??!?!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????????????!!!!!!!!???????????!???????!???????!??????!?!?!???????????????????!!?!?????????????!?!??!???!?!???!??!??!?????????????!??!?!??? 😂 😂 😂
I'd change those Riggs Potter posters in your room, the crust is so thick now that you can't tell that shit from a Charlie's Angels poster...!!!!!
You, Mr.RJ, I salute you, for you are a true master of comedy.

Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth

So how is the AK-47 a hand to hand win...?

Same as saying using an SUV to kill a GIRL is a h2h win. Same as saying lighting a zippo and dropping it in a puddle of gas is a win.

McClane lost h2h to a GIRL. A GIRL. crylaugh

Tougher opponents...? So Jet motherfu**ing Li could have beaten a two teams of Fort Bragg trained seals/marines...???????>....!!!!!!?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????!?!??!?!??!?!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????????????!!!!!!!!???????????!???????!???????!??????!?!?!???????????????????!!?!?????????????!?!??!???!?!???!??!??!?????????????!??!?!??? 😂 😂 😂
See, You say Mac "beat" those Bragg guys. All he did was......beat a slow ass black guy h2h. Get his ass handed to him by the Colonel. Light a zippo and drop it.

Jet Li woulda killed the Colonel in seconds.

Once again.....Riggs went toe to toe with Jet Li, held his own, and killed him with an AK. McClane woulda been killed in seconds. Why?

*drumroll* Because Mac lost to a GIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLL.

NOW.......Let's get this shit back on track.

There are several factors we must consider, strengths and weaknesses.

MARKSMANSHIP: Riggs and Mac are deadeye shots, there is no denying that, although Riggs has more screen feats than Mac here. Vincent is on the same level at least, as is Leon. Mills never showed any mad marksmanship, not did Ghost Dog. Toss up between Riggs, Mac, Leon and Vincent.

SPEED: Vincent, hands down, followed closely by Riggs.

DAMAGE SOAK: Depends. The ability to take a beating and keep going? Mac wins this hands down. The ability to get shot several times and survive? Riggs, followed closely by Ghost Dog.

STAMINA: Riggs and Vincent. Riggs at the end of LW 1, he chased down a speeding car and had energy left over. Mac comes a close third.

STEALTH: Let's not shit ourselves here, people, Leon. He could easily solo team Mac in scenario 1, 2 AND 3 here.

H2H COMBAT: Mills, Riggs, Vincent....Mac, Leon and Ghost Dog all fourth.

So, in all likelihood, here's how it goes down:

SCENARIO ONE: Leon solos.

SCENARIO TWO: Leon solos.

SCENARIO THREE: Leon solos.

SCENARIO FOUR: Team Mac curbstomps.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Same as saying using an SUV to kill a GIRL is a h2h win. Same as saying lighting a zippo and dropping it in a puddle of gas is a win.

McClane lost h2h to a GIRL. A GIRL. crylaugh

See, You say Mac "beat" those Bragg guys. All he did was......beat a slow ass black guy h2h. Get his ass handed to him by the Colonel. Light a zippo and drop it.

Jet Li woulda killed the Colonel in seconds.

Once again.....Riggs went toe to toe with Jet Li, held his own, and killed him with an AK. McClane woulda been killed in seconds. Why?

*drumroll* Because Mac lost to a GIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLL.

None of this matters, cause in your weird world, McClane having bested her in combat, standing over her knocked out completely unconcious ass (which McClane could easily have victory raped, if he hadnt been trying to save the eastern seaboard) blowing the hair out of fingers that he'd torn out as he knocked her out, means somehow to you that she won that.

Now for 4021st time, McClane after not really being too bothered physically after she recovered and cheap shotted him out of the window, saved time and saved Matthew from her (now MATTHEW is a pussy) by inserting an SUV into her stinkhole. He had already beaten her, then he merely was being economical with that fast ninja biotchhh, who without doubt would have killed Riggs, his dog, his wife, his kids, any aunts and uncles, cousins and even the nice old guy at the newsstand that Riggs buys his newspaper from in the morning.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
None of this matters, cause in your weird world, McClane having bested her in combat, standing over her knocked out completely unconcious ass (which McClane could easily have victory raped, if he hadnt been trying to save the eastern seaboard) blowing the hair out of fingers that he'd torn out as he knocked her out, means somehow to you that she won that.

Now for 4021st time, McClane after not really being too bothered physically after she recovered and cheap shotted him out of the window, saved time and saved Matthew from her (now MATTHEW is a pussy) by inserting an SUV into her stinkhole. He had already beaten her, then he merely was being economical with that fast ninja biotchhh, who without doubt would have killed Riggs, his dog, his wife, his kids, any aunts and uncles, cousins and even the nice old guy at the newsstand that Riggs buys his newspaper from in the morning.

So, in closing, he couldn't finish her H2H, so he resorted to an SUV.

Glad we agree on that.

We agree? lolz You obviously cant think straight, if thats the conclusion you've come to, or are just McButthurt trolling again.

He spared her. Its blatantly clear for all to see.
If he'd wasted time with "all that kung fu shit" the east coast'd have been f**ked.

Maybe as McClane you'd have not cared about that and would let millions suffer.

Spared her haermm McClane wasn't exactly the most merciful of people. Anyway, enough of that, let's focus on this:

NOW.......Let's get this shit back on track.

There are several factors we must consider, strengths and weaknesses.

MARKSMANSHIP: Riggs and Mac are deadeye shots, there is no denying that, although Riggs has more screen feats than Mac here. Vincent is on the same level at least, as is Leon. Mills never showed any mad marksmanship, not did Ghost Dog. Toss up between Riggs, Mac, Leon and Vincent.

SPEED: Vincent, hands down, followed closely by Riggs.

DAMAGE SOAK: Depends. The ability to take a beating and keep going? Mac wins this hands down. The ability to get shot several times and survive? Riggs, followed closely by Ghost Dog.

STAMINA: Riggs and Vincent. Riggs at the end of LW 1, he chased down a speeding car and had energy left over. Mac comes a close third.

STEALTH: Let's not shit ourselves here, people, Leon. He could easily solo team Mac in scenario 1, 2 AND 3 here.

H2H COMBAT: Mills, Riggs, Vincent....Mac, Leon and Ghost Dog all fourth.

So, in all likelihood, here's how it goes down:

SCENARIO ONE: Leon solos.

SCENARIO TWO: Leon solos.

SCENARIO THREE: Leon solos.

SCENARIO FOUR: Team Mac curbstomps.

Its okay to cry RJ.....

....have a tissue. I know you used yours all yours already in the HP threads.

....just let it alllllllllllll out.

A man cant hold pain inside like that forever, you know.

Accept the lord McClane as your saviour, and the feel the exorcism of the butthurt pain as your surrender it to the lord.

Conceding? Good idea.

Yes. That is. So do it already and end your rectal pain.....live free, diehard.

Why should I concede? I'm not the one clinging to a piece of driftwood as my argument sinks around me. I guess if I wanted to go out on top, I should.

Erm yes you are, driftwood boy.