What Would You Ask God If You Had The Chance

OK IF YOU COULD SPEAK TO GOD AND GET AN ANSWER WHAT WOULD YOU ASK...AND ALL COULD HEAR THE ANSWER

Originally posted by myinnerself
OK IF YOU COULD SPEAK TO GOD AND GET AN ANSWER WHAT WOULD YOU ASK...AND ALL COULD HEAR THE ANSWER

Where have you been?

What the ****, man?

Alternates:
"Is there a G spot? And if I'm allowed a follow-up, how do I find it?"

"Pooty pooty?" ...this is a conceptual one. I'd invent my own language on the spot in which "pooty pooty?" is some profound question. If it's really an omniscient God, he/she/it will be able to answer it.

That's also from a Dino Comic I read once. "Pooty pooty?" though it means nothing in the comic. It made me lol, though.

Originally posted by Digi
What the ****, man?

Alternates:
"Is there a G spot? And if I'm allowed a follow-up, how do I find it?"

"Pooty pooty?" ...this is a conceptual one. I'd invent my own language on the spot in which "pooty pooty?" is some profound question. If it's really an omniscient God, he/she/it will be able to answer it.

That's also from a Dino Comic I read once. "Pooty pooty?" though it means nothing in the comic. It made me lol, though.

That's easy: about 3" in and on the top from the front.

Second answer is also easy: Pooter pooter.

You have to work harder at this... 😎

I have always said the same prayer from the years of 7 to propably 13. It was only to be happy.

Is that so much to ask for, I asked?

Why not show up once in a while? It doesn't have to be all the time, just schedule appearances on talk shows once a decade.

Alternatively if I was feeling dickish at the time: why don't you exist?

Originally posted by Deja~vu
I have always said the same prayer from the years of 7 to propably 13. It was only to be happy.

Is that so much to ask for, I asked?

You are happy, you just didn't know it.

You are happy, you just didn't know it.

Yeah, that's what I thought.

Why is 42 the answer to life, the universe and everything?

Fibonacci Numbers are god.

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&source=hp&rlz=1R2ADBF_enUS369&oq=&q=Fibonacci+Numbers&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=nvObS73IJY38Nd-y0eYN&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=4&ved=0CCEQsAQwAw

http://www.mathsisfun.com/numbers/nature-golden-ratio-fibonacci.html

Why do you love us after all the crap we put you through..I know your love it's self but geez...

Originally posted by myinnerself
OK IF YOU COULD SPEAK TO GOD AND GET AN ANSWER WHAT WOULD YOU ASK...AND ALL COULD HEAR THE ANSWER

Originally posted by Deja~vu
Okay, could you really tell us what is going on here cause no one can figure it out. 😬

To make it easier for you, you basically get one chance to ask God any question you want to ask.

Now do you understand?
Or do you want a 5th grader to rephrase that sentence for you?

Duh, my question to god is to ask that question.

Originally posted by myinnerself
OK IF YOU COULD SPEAK TO GOD AND GET AN ANSWER WHAT WOULD YOU ASK...AND ALL COULD HEAR THE ANSWER

If you ever get to annoying to me or anyone else, is it possible for you to go away.(and don't come back now..ya here...)

Originally posted by myinnerself
OK IF YOU COULD SPEAK TO GOD AND GET AN ANSWER WHAT WOULD YOU ASK...AND ALL COULD HEAR THE ANSWER

I would ask him to pay for his crimes against humanity.

"wassup?"

Originally posted by Ultraviolence
I would ask him to pay for his crimes against humanity.

That's going to go over big. Ultraviolence = pillar of salt. 😆

Originally posted by Digi
What the ****, man?

this, only with some additional profanity most likely

"I like my dong, but I would like it more with 2 or 3 more inches. Can you make it happen, dude?"

Originally posted by myinnerself
OK IF YOU COULD SPEAK TO GOD AND GET AN ANSWER WHAT WOULD YOU ASK...AND ALL COULD HEAR THE ANSWER