Originally posted by mindbomb
avpr
I was like finally an avp movie that is going to be rated R then after i watched it for the first time i walked all the way to my car without talking got into my my car and yelled this is bullshit
It failed on a lot of levels.
What annoyed me the most was having a cast of actors playing unlikeable characters AND THEN killing the entire town's population in the end.
I mean what was the whole point?
Most disappointing film for me was Jarhead. I was expecting it to be slow and for it to have only individual scenes make the movie but when I saw the ending it was like...
Spoiler:
"So all of that was for nothing huh..."
As watchers we want to feel satisfied by the end of the movie and I feel that even with the quality of the movie I was quite unsatisfied especially story-wise. Just my opinion anyways.
Yeah Boondock 2 is a movie that didn't live up to it's hype.
But having said that, most of the hype was what I had built up inside me, having enjoyed the 1st one so much.
It was good to see the guys again, even they took the piss outta themselves, especially at in-jokes created from the first movie.
But yeah it was disappointing. Very camp & very, unfortunately, unoriginal.
One movie I was really cheesed off about was Reign Of Fire, that futuristic post war dragon flick w/Christian Bale.
The promotional posters had me believe there was a like a battle between hordes of flying dragons vs numerous Apache helicopters.
Then watching the movie....there's one flying dragon & ONE helicopter & suffice to say neither are engaged in battle.
MAJOR LET DOWN.
Quentin Tarantino's: Death Proof
1st half cool as hell. guys kills bimbos with his car in a very cinematic fashion
2nd half ho3s bein ho3s talking bout ho3s shyt, pimpin there friend out for a joyride
killer with car attacks them,
then it flip flops into some girl power bullshyt
where the women pwn the killer in a very uncinematic fashion...
I thought Death Proof was excellent, but the set up was a little odd. I expected the entire two hours to be about the first group of girls but when they died that sort of slammed the movie to a halt and then started off in a different direction, it was like a really long intro, haha, but I still enjoyed it when I was finished with it.
Thor: Yawn... These superhero movies get crappier with each release. Was it necessary to shoehorn a lovestory into the movie so friggin quicky. They could have waited until their was a legitimate sense of progression in the series before doing so. Stupid hollywood drivel.
Paranormal Activity - Double yawn! Who wanted to know the backstory to the first movie. Nobody did.
Iron Man 2 - Snore... After the first movie this was a total bore. At least it revived mickey rourkes career.
Alice in Wonderland - Stupid movie... pointless 3d and horrid cgi.
Resident Evil: Afterlife or whatever its called. - Bored the crap out of me but then again the previous 2 sucked too.
300: Guys were thumping their chests over this drivel... Eeesh! The tv commercial effects did not help either, nor did the painted on
ab cleavage, or maybe it did it explains why people lurved it.
Friday The 13th & Freddy: Both sucked ass. The problem with Friday was that it was boring to shit. The issue with Freddy is that it was
not scary and revealed way too much about Freddy right off the bat. Its like bad sex... the writer ejaculated before the climax got there.
Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows Pt. 1 - Whats so great about this... seriously this was snoresville. Pretty much an extended traier for
part two and that will likely be an extended trailer for a part three and so on.