Girls who (as in which man) can ever get them

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one of my brothers friends keeps ringing me and he's asked me out, I told him I had a BF but he still hasnt got the message. I'm trying not to be rude to him. but it really is F*****g me off! any ideas lads?

I think I have posted the mens unwritten rules on here somewhere, rule 5 applies, I think you should quote this.

5. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.

Lara tell him you are a lesbian

That wouldn't necessarily put me off, might make me more determined.

Tell you BF so he can 'have a word'

or your brother

I dont actually have a BF I just thought it would get him off my back, and I'm not going to tell my brother coz I dont want to reck they friendship.
and I will most sertainly not tell this guy I'm a lesbian, the word will spread like wild fire! and its not true.

kick his ass then

Yes, plan B - Violence is always a good option.

always

I'd love to, but he's not really worth it!
dont get me wrong he's a nice guy, but as far as looks go I think he fell out of the ugly tree from the top and climbed it again for fun!

Hitting every branch on the way down, both time too?

Ooooo! yes!

How unfortunate.

for him yes. for me, its just revoltion!

just tell it to him, face to face "Sorry mate, you're a nice and all that, but with a face that reminds me more of minced sewer waste than anything else, it just won't work." ..or not.

or sorry girl but...............

sorry! what do you mean by that Finti?

I suggest doing what mah said... I'll say that worked 4 me... a girl told me that once and a lot changed about me in the following years... so Lara , be an angel and do tell him that, although (from my own experience) I tell u he'll probably hate u 4 it , if he gets the point, a few years later u won't recognize him... 🙂