Gamora vs. Wolverine

Started by srankmissingnin67 pages
Originally posted by Starscream M
is gamora tougher than savage hulk?

Don't bother. She lives in space... for some people thats enough for her to win, and they can't be reasoned with. Why you ask? Space is awesome I guess. Its where the moon lives.

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
^ You don't need to be tougher than Savage Hulk to beat Wolverine. Next?
well, considering logan can hold his own against savage hulk, you actually do.

second, logan could one hit kill gamora, the same cannot be said the otherway around.

are you assuming she gets weapons or not?

^ Has Wolverine been beaten by someone who was less strong than Savage Hulk? Sorry if I ask a dumb obvious question.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Don't bother. She lives in space... for some people thats enough for her to win, and they can't be reasoned with. Why you ask? Space is awesome I guess. Its where the moon lives.
Being in space is not enough for a character to win against Wolverine. Good thing Gamora is equipped to beat Wolverine in addition to living in space though.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Don't bother. She lives in space... for some people thats enough for her to win, and they can't be reasoned with. Why you ask? Space is awesome I guess. Its where the moon lives.
space means jack diddly in comics. people regularly 'speak' in space even though there's supposed to be no air.

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
Being in space is not enough for a character to win against Wolverine. Good thing Gamora is equipped to beat Wolverine in addition to living in space though.

She lacks any healing factor feats that suggest she can take what Wolverine will dish out, or any speed / or skill feats that suggest she could avoid his attacks for any significant amount of time. So I guess I'll need you to tell me what - other than being from space, of course - is she bringing to the table to beat Wolverine?

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
^ Has Wolverine been beaten by someone who was less strong than Savage Hulk?
has gamora ever survived disembowelment or decapitation? sorry if that's a dumb question. 🙄

Originally posted by Starscream M
space means jack diddly in comics. people regularly 'speak' in space even though there's supposed to be no air.

You don't need to tell me that. I don't get a boner from space camp and capri sun juice boxes, so I don't think being form space is enough to beat Wolverine.

Originally posted by Starscream M
has gamora ever survived disembowelment or decapitation? sorry if that's a dumb question. 🙄
It is, and you should be.

Gamora via ownage

Originally posted by Mindset
He's dumb.

He doesn't have a Sp(f)acebook account. Get it? Huh huh? Facebook... like only in space though.

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@Srank

lets not forget that Logan was the go to guy to various near extinct race of aliens who were being held on a prison planet to save them...

also logan is the Broods bogeyman to make their younglings behave...

seems to me more ppl in the universe know logans reputation and fear him more then anyone fearing gamora...

dgrin

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
@Srank

lets not forget that Logan was the go to guy to various near extinct race of aliens who were being held on a prison planet to save them...

also logan is the Broods bogeyman to make their younglings behave...

seems to me more ppl in the universe know logans reputation and fear him more then anyone fearing gamora...

That's false.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
She lacks any healing factor feats that suggest she can take what Wolverine will dish out, or any speed / or skill feats that suggest she could avoid his attacks for any significant amount of time. So I guess I'll need you to tell me what - other than being from space, of course - is she bringing to the table to beat Wolverine?
Insane healing factor isn't required to beat Wolverine. He's been beaten by foes without it. Sorry if you can't think outside such narrow concepts.
Originally posted by Starscream M
has gamora ever survived disembowelment or decapitation? sorry if that's a dumb question.
Has Wolverine always managed to disembowel and decapitate all his opponents without fail? You're forgiven for asking a stupid question.

Originally posted by Mindset
dgrin
Thats your pic... 😕

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
Insane healing factor isn't required to beat Wolverine. He's been beaten by foes without it. Sorry if you can't think outside such narrow concepts. Has Wolverine always managed to disembowel and decapitate all his opponents without fail? You're forgiven for asking a stupid question.
you condescending arrogant pr%$k...you haven't provided any reasons why gamora would beat logan yet! 😠

^ Is that what you want? Thought you were asking me stupid questions for sh1ts and g1ggles.

This thread is over by the way. After my post on page 1, all the subsequent posts have either taken my concerns into account and realized that of course Wolverine will win, or ignored them out right, realizing their is no rebuttal to my argument because I was right, and therefor making the only way to for them to rationalize Gamora winning and remain faithful to the awesomeness of Space, Spacemen and all of the awesomeness of Outerspace-ness, is pretend I didn't say anything. Sadly, it will continue as such till the end of time. The sexy terrificness of space is too much for the rational mind!

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
^ Is that what you want? Thought you were asking me stupid questions for sh1ts and g1ggles.
I wanted you to back your statement up. You made it sound like logan would get owned and have no shot at winning, yet have not stated any actual reasons why.

hmm.. i see you are using the Cartman approach,,, 😉

but what else can one do and i am to tired to make an adequate defense right now.. so i am just being funny...