McClane versus Charlie's Angels.....

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
FTW
And YOU bring up screen feats, RJ...????!?
We've seen how Ninja chicks that rate themselves do against McClane.
He SUVS the lot of em.
Then they gargle his McMayo whilst Bosley watches..
And he still does it better than Riggs would.

DO pay attention 🙄

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah. They are on the ground floor, and there isn't an SUV around for miles.

And pay further attention, the Drew Barrymore scene in particular. You know, the SCREEN FEATS:

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She's bound, hands behind her back, in a chair. She TELLS the guys what she is gonna do to them. Then she does it, kicks the shit outta them, with her hands behind her back. Hands. Behind her back. McClane seems to have trouble fighting one man with full use of his hands.

And nah, Riggs would break their necks with his bare hands like toothpicks. Cuz he, you know.....Has a habit of doing this......you know, like.......onscreen and stuff. McClane, he has to rely on luck and gravity to do the job Riggs does with his bare hands. 😄

And as far as the Angels choking on his semen, let's keep this real. All three of them are outta his league, they wouldn't give him the time of day. If anything, they'd seduce him into a false sense of security, then kill him.

And it's funny that you mention butthurt. Every time there's a McClane thread, you bring up Riggs, you defend McClane even though it has been proven in most threads here that he loses.

Butthurt indeed 🙄

Originally posted by Robtard
Um, no. He'd take the beating as he always does, make some witty retort, then KO her. /the end

I see you're still trying to kill off McClane. Just a movie character dude, he's not real.

Edit: Wait, wasn't she the one with the daddy issues? I say McClane uses his intellignece to out-think and mind-****s her; she ends up on her knees with a mouth full of McCock. /happy ending

H2H= Start the fight H2H, use H2H throughout the fight, and finish the fight H2H. No guns, no SUV's, no C4, no elevator shafts, nothing. Think of it like that, block out the fanboy bullshit, and you'll realize I'm right.

You won't admit it, but I know deep down you'll accept it. Probably already have.

'Butthurt indeed' indeed. 🙄

Nope. He never used toothpicks to kill onscreen. Wrong about screenfeats again.
Surprise surprise.

And what of McClane's screenfeats: He survived way more than she could put out in 4 (count em) FOUR movies against non ghey opposition. Unlike the Angels.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Trying to find a way to kill McClane? Don;t be an idiot. You of all people know he is one of my fave movie characters. I, however, unlike you, realize that he has limits. That he can only do so much. That without SUV's, elevator shafts, a zippo lighter and guns around, he is MAYBE a bit above average fighter. Put him in a scenario where all he has to rely on is his H2H combat skills, and he loses most of the time.

H2H= Start the fight H2H, use H2H throughout the fight, and finish the fight H2H. No guns, no SUV's, no C4, no elevator shafts, nothing. Think of it like that, block out the fanboy bullshit, and you'll realize I'm right.

You won't admit it, but I know deep down you'll accept it. Probably already have.

Why would he have to...? McClane bested Ninja Chick hand to hand.
No reason to assume that it would be any different here.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Why would he have to...? McClane bested Ninja Chick hand to hand.
No reason to assume that it would be any different here.

McClane woulda been killed by her if there hadn't been a window. Truth.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
'Butthurt indeed' indeed. 🙄

Nope. He never used toothpicks to kill onscreen. Wrong about screenfeats again.
Surprise surprise.

And what of McClane's screenfeats: He survived way more than she could put out in 4 (count em) FOUR movies against non ghey opposition. Unlike the Angels.

facepalm Snap their necks like toothpicks. Meaning it's that easy for him.

Bind McClane, hands behind the back, and pit him against half a dozen men? crylaugh Hope he finished his will, Holly's gonna need it.

And now, I present this to you...

sadako claims that the reason McClane used the SUV was that he had to, that he was "in a hurry to save the world and save Farrell."

Fine.

I claim that the reason Mai did not hop out the window and finish McClane (Which she could have done very easily, let's not kid ourselves) is that she had to get back to Farrell and make sure that the damage he caused could be reversed.

That's pwn number one.

Now, the time thing. sadako claims it was the fastest way to kill her. Let's think about that for a moment. He had to:

1. Find the SUV
2. Start it
3. Drive it onto the same floor that she was on
4. Line it up perfectly with the window to the office she was in
5. Attain a speed of around 30 mph
6. Drive it into the office and run her over

Now.....It would have taken far less time to climb the stairs back to the office and engage her H2H, and kill her. Anyone who disagrees with this is an idiot, or, in sadako's case, a lost cause, a McClane fanboy in the most extreme sense.

Soooooooooooooooo.....Why did he use the SUV to kill Mai? Because he could not beat her H2H. He had to use a damn truck against her.

Epic pwn, anti fail, uber win ✅

Thank you for playing, have a nice day.

So he has a chance fighting them all at once, but just Dylan alone will defeat him, as you said; this somehow makes sense to you?

I see you still resort to your "he beat ninja-chick with an suv", still trying to close your and and deny that he KO'd her BEFORE that, with nothing but his hands.

Another McClane thread?

facepalm

I'm pretty sure McClane loses this one. It's like, 4 McClane's with actually H2H ability versus one McClane with no H2H ability. Not fair, imo. 😆

Originally posted by Robtard
So he has a chance fighting them all at once, but just Dylan alone will defeat him, as you said; this somehow makes sense to you?

I see you still resort to your "he beat ninja-chick with an suv", still trying to close your and and deny that he KO'd her BEFORE that, with nothing but his hands.

Because fighting them all at once, the other two Angels (not near as good as Dylan) will be in her way. AND McClane's luck and improvising will come into play here a great deal more. After all, he gets ahold of a pipe, WHAM WHAM, two KO'd Angels if they don't see it coming. Alone, Dylan is far more lethal. Either way he loses.

McClane turned his back on her, paid her no mind, she got up and kicked the shit outta him. Whether or not she was "KO'd" is irrelevant. She did the same to him before that.

Edit - Before I get my sh*t bitten off, McClane DOES have some great H2H ability. My comment was only about the 2 "parties" in relation to each other.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Edit - Before I get my sh*t bitten off, McClane DOES have some great H2H ability. My comment was only about the 2 "parties" in relation to each other.

Don't think RJ should make any more McClane threads, just leads to butthurt arguments haermm

Originally posted by steverules_2
Don't think RJ should make any more McClane threads, just leads to butthurt arguments haermm

haermm

💃

Yeah. Lots of hurt butts, all over the place. But, it's more like ego's related to McClane: for or against.

Riggs would WTFPWN McClane. 😐

No he wouldnt. 😛

RJ, the reason that you failed so massively when trying to decry McClane's chosen strategy in DH4 as "not the fastest way" is that even if he had to do all those five things to get there, it still would have saved time in covering all that distance back to the office in time. Probably a minute or two extra: Which would have meant death for Matthew/destruction of the eastern seaboard.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
No he wouldnt. 😛

😆

It's nevah ending!!!!

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
No he wouldnt. 😛

RJ, the reason that you failed so massively when trying to decry McClane's chosen strategy in DH4 as "not the fastest way" is that even if he had to do all those five things to get there, it still would have saved time in covering all that distance back to the office in time. Probably a minute or two extra: Which would have meant death for Matthew/destruction of the eastern seaboard.

Nope. The office was right there. All he had to do was run back up to the office and fight her.

1. Find the SUV
2. Start it
3. Drive it onto the same floor that she was on
4. Line it up perfectly with the window to the office she was in
5. Attain a speed of around 30 mph
6. Drive it into the office and run her over

This took FAR more time. It would NOT hve taken McClane "A minute or two extra" to go back to the office."
🙄 "All that distance" my ass.

Originally posted by steverules_2
Don't think RJ should make any more McClane threads, just leads to butthurt arguments haermm

It's not I that should not be allowed to make McClane threads, it's sadako that should not be allowed to post in them. It's like watching a hyperactive child with ADD inhale sugar.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
It's like watching a child with ADHD inhale sugar.

Fixed it for ya. awesome

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
I don't know, i liked the first, Charlies Angels. It may be a guilty pleasure, as i can still recognize that it's not the best movie, but it's definitely on par with, Die Hard 2.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
And he still does it better than Riggs would.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Fixed it for ya. awesome

Basically sadako does this when McClane losing a fight is mentioned:

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Then this when pwned by screen feats that prove McClane would lose a fight:

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