Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Because fighting them all at once, the other two Angels (not near as good as Dylan) will be in her way. AND McClane's luck and improvising will come into play here a great deal more. After all, he gets ahold of a pipe, WHAM WHAM, two KO'd Angels if they don't see it coming. Alone, Dylan is far more lethal. Either way he loses.McClane turned his back on her, paid her no mind, she got up and kicked the shit outta him. Whether or not she was "KO'd" is irrelevant. She did the same to him before that.
That doesn't make any sense. Just admit you stuck your foot up your ass [yet again] in trying to angle another McHurt thread.
Yeah, being KO'd first in a fight and at the mercy of your opponent is relevant; it's very relevant. More so than just taking a beating and shrugging it off. You have a very odd outlook on things.
Might as well argue that Riggs and Murtaugh lost to Jet Li's character, because he beat on them first. Never mind they skewered him and he died at the end of the battle.
Originally posted by Robtard
That doesn't make any sense. Just admit you stuck your foot up your ass [yet again] in trying to angle another McHurt thread.Yeah, being KO'd first in a fight and at the mercy of your opponent is relevant; it's very relevant. More so than just taking a beating and shrugging it off. You have a very odd outlook on things.
Might as well argue that Riggs and Murtaugh lost to Jet Li's character, because he beat on them first. Never mind they skewered him and he died at the end of the battle.
Angle? There you go again. This is what you do, you accuse me of hating McClane whenever I prove he can be beaten. You're almost as bad as sadako, man. McClane is a better than average h2h combatant, end of story.
She KO'd him first, dude. She KO'd him, looked down on in disgust, then turned and WALKED away. If she knew he was NOT down for good, she would have finished him, just as he would have finished her if he knew she was not down for the count. So you're right, and she KO'd him first.
Why would I argue that? Riggs was winning the fight when Murtaugh stabbed Li.
Angle, Charlie. Except you don't. The four of them could likely take out McClane, just one, no, Barrymore isn't dishing out more damage than McClane has taken in the course of 4 movies. So you've got it all assbackwards, or more likely, your sphincter around your neck again.
Jet was beating the piss out of them. By your rational, he won the fight, despite ending up cold and stiff.
Originally posted by Robtard
Angle, Charlie. Except you don't. The four of them could likely take out McClane, just one, no, Barrymore isn't dishing out more damage than McClane has taken in the course of 4 movies. So you've got it all assbackwards, or more likely, your sphincter around your neck again.Jet was beating the piss out of them. By your rational, he won the fight, despite ending up cold and stiff.
She doesn't have to "dish out more damage", she is too fast for him, he'll never touch her. She'll KO his ass and break his neck. Simple as that.
The whole "4 movie" thing is getting old, it's a lame ass argument that accomplishes nothing.
Just face it, your hero, with only his hands and fists, is only slightly above average. Most here accept it, you and sadako are the only holdouts.
He goes up against someone like Dylan, an uber martial artist? He gets pwned. Screen feats prove this. But then again, when it comes to McClane, you have a habit of twisting screen feats to suit your argument. Fail. 😄
Could McClane have had his hands tied behind him, tell half a dozen guys how he is gonna kick their ass, then kick their ass with his hands bound, exactly how he told then he would?
NO.
Dylan did this, therefore she is a better fighter.
End of discussion.
She's not that fast. It's Drew Barrymore doing the stunts, dude.
No, movie feats McClane has, throughout four movies.
He's not a fancy fighter, never said he was. But he makes do, mostly due to damage absorption and on-the-fly resourcefulness.
Na, he'd take the beating, then break her, as he has to others.
Originally posted by Robtard
She's not that fast. It's Drew Barrymore doing the stunts, dude.No, movie feats McClane has, throughout four movies.
He's not a fancy fighter, never said he was. But he makes do, mostly due to damage absorption and on-the-fly resourcefulness.
Na, he'd take the beating, then break her, as he has to others.
She was fast enough and skilled enough to take out half a dozen men with her hands behind her back. 😉
Let's go over Mac's h2h fights:
Karl's bother: Gravity killed him, Mac did nothing.
Karl: Mac failed to kill him. If not for Al, Mac woulda died.
The Colonel: Ass kicked, FAIL.
John Amos: He won.
Ninja Chick: Got his ass kicked, had to use a truck to kill her. Failed even then, thr fall down the shaft killed her.
All in all, Mac won one h2h fight.
And no, he has nothing to use against Dylan except his hands and feet, which, as I have proven, he is maybe above average with.
One last time, Rob:
Could McClane have had his hands tied behind him, tell half a dozen guys how he is gonna kick their ass, then kick their ass with his hands bound, exactly how he told then he would?
I think the Dodgers are playing.
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Ninja Chick: Got his ass kicked, had to use a truck to kill her. Failed even then, thr fall down the shaft killed her.
There, right there shows how ridiculous and delusional your hatred of a fictional character is.
Somehow, in your mind, the ninja-chick beat McClane because he got his ass kicked out of a window and survived. Yet McClane wasn't the cause of her ending up at the bottom on an elevator shaft dead with a flaming SUV up her ass? It was just gravity, McClane might as well not have been there.
Really, this one-sided "logic" makes sense in your head? Funny, dude, haha funny.
Originally posted by Robtard
There, right there shows how ridiculous and delusional your hatred of a fictional character is.Somehow, in your mind, the ninja-chick beat McClane because he got his ass kicked out of a window and survived. Yet McClane wasn't the cause of her ending up at the bottom on an elevator shaft dead with a flaming SUV up her ass? It was just gravity, McClane might as well not have been there.
Really, this one-sided "logic" makes sense in your head? Funny, dude, haha funny.
Again with the hatred 🙄 See, folks, this is another thing Rob and sadako do. When I prove their hero McClane loses, they accuse me of hating McClane, when they both know McClane is one of my faves. And they call ME butthurt haermm
Dude....Riggs woulda kicked Ninja chick's ass quicker than shit. He wouldn't have gotten kicked out the window. He would have started h2h, fought h2h, and finished h2h. Why?
Drumroll, please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Because Riggs is a better fighter than McClane ✅
Don't cry, dry your eye.
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Dude....Riggs woulda kicked Ninja chick's ass quicker than shit. He wouldn't have gotten kicked out the window. He would have started h2h, fought h2h, and finished h2h. Why?Drumroll, please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Because Riggs is a better fighter than McClane ✅
Don't cry, dry your eye.
Was that ever debatable? facepalm.
And why are we talking about Riggs? Is it because the Angels win?
Originally posted by dadudemonScan back a few pages, sadako brought Riggs into this.
Was that ever debatable? facepalm.And why are we talking about Riggs? Is it because the Angels win?
You see, he is still butthurt about the Riggs/McClane thread, and he always brings Riggs up when debating McClane. It's his way of trying to convince himself that McClane can, no matter what, defeat anyone at any time, despite the odds and circumstances. Rob is almost as bad about doing the same thing, but I suspect deep down he knows. They have fooled themselves into believing that McClane beat Ninja chick H2H.
And yes, the Angels would wreck his shit. Dylan alone would wreck his shit.
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Again with the hatred 🙄 See, folks, this is another thing Rob and sadako do. When I prove their hero McClane loses, they accuse me of hating McClane, when they both know McClane is one of my faves. And they call ME butthurt haermmDude....Riggs woulda kicked Ninja chick's ass quicker than shit. He wouldn't have gotten kicked out the window. He would have started h2h, fought h2h, and finished h2h. Why?
Drumroll, please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Because Riggs is a better fighter than McClane ✅
Don't cry, dry your eye.
With all these threads about McClane and the rediculous lengths you go to, it's obvious to everyone, dude. Still what I said is true, your "logic" is applied only when you need. Concentrated LoLz in your "McClane didn't kill the ninja-chic" rant; that's worth the price of admission alone, still sad though.
And there's the reason why you always make these "McClane loses!" threads, because of the epic butt-hurt you refuse to let go of, the "McClane Vs Riggs" thread where you made an ass of yourself. You also came about and stated that McClane would beat Riggs many months after that thread was closed, upon further consideration. So you're a proper nutter.
Why not just make "McClane Vs Superman, Hancock, Galactus, The Hulk etc. etc. etc." threads and be done with it.
Originally posted by Robtard
With all these threads about McClane and the rediculous lengths you go to, it's obvious to everyone, dude. Still what I said is true, your "logic" is applied only when you need. Concentrated LoLz in your "McClane didn't kill the ninja-chic" rant; that's worth the price of admission alone, still sad though.And there's the reason why you always make these "McClane loses!" threads, because of the epic butt-hurt you refuse to let go of, the "McClane Vs Riggs" thread where you made an ass of yourself. You also came about and stated that McClane would beat Riggs many months after that thread was closed, upon further consideration. So you're a proper nutter.
Why not just make "McClane Vs Superman, Hancock, Galactus, The Hulk etc. etc. etc." threads and be done with it.
Tell me something, Rob. Take away McClane's gun, his zippo, put him miles away from any vehicle, basically put him in an environment that forces him to rely on his hands and fists, nothing else. What's so special about him then?
Never mind, thread idea, pending Mattie's approval.
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Tell me something, Rob. Take away McClane's gun, his zippo, put him miles away from any vehicle, basically put him in an environment that forces him to rely on his hands and fists, nothing else. What's so special about him then?Never mind, thread idea, pending Mattie's approval.
LoL, dude.
Originally posted by Robtard
LoL, dude.
Originally posted by Rogue JediI don't blame you for dodging. I would too.
Tell me something, Rob. Take away McClane's gun, his zippo, put him miles away from any vehicle, basically put him in an environment that forces him to rely on his hands and fists, nothing else. What's so special about him then?