Kratos, Alex Mercer, Mario, Dante, and Master Chief... PLAY POKER!

It's strip poker. Last one with their pants wins.

Chief wins luck and all

Then again, Dante has played poker in the anime. hmm

Dante royal flushes and Kratos flips the table.

Kratos never had a chance anyway, all he wears is a kilt. 😐 Luck is kind of hax. mmm Mario's pretty lucky, too, though.

Dante would be a brilliant bluffer IMO 😛

Oh no... Pokerface.

Kratos would have a terrible Pokerface,
Mario's got the manly stache to help him out, and Chief has the helmet.
But Dante, does he have a p-POKERFAYSE?

he has the PokerPosture 😉

Kratos screams at them saying that if they dont fold he will rip there head off or kill them in some over the top manner. Of course the only one brave enough to not fold to that threat is mario so mario winz

Dante would laugh and Mercer would scream back

No dante would cry liek a girl and mercer would likely fold to get him to stop screaming

Dante turns his back on massive snakes about to chow down on him, has faced the emperor of hell and Nightmare replayed his mental traumas to him.

He isn't easily scared

Ive honestly only seen massive snakes as fodder in any game ive played lol except maybe dark cloud cause there a was kewl duel with giant snake there. However your forgetting one thing has dante ever faced a bald person before HAS HE BECAUSE I DONT THINK HE UNDERSTANDS THERE WRATH

kratos would destroy the poker table when he fails to understand what "poker" means.

"DO YOU HAVE A FIVE?

"... this isnt go fish dude. this is poker."

OH. I DELCARE WAR THEN!"

"... this isnt war, this is poker."

"ZEEEEEUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSS!"

"stop screaming we're right next to you!"

"THIS IS MY NORMAL SPEAKING VOICE!" *punches table in half and jumps out the window*

Arkham 😉

Dante has poker skills, poker face and.... more clothes ;p

Kratos: HEY ALEX! I HAVE A PAIR OF TWOS! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!
All: *suddenly feel confident*
Poor guys isnt coming in with much to begin with :/

Or MC cheats with future tech.

wheres the love for mario 🙁

yeah dante should win, him, MC or Mario.

Mario brings sunglasses and his moustache. Unbeatable.

Also, I lol'd IRL at Ms.Marvel's post.

isn't MC really pale and **** ugly when out of the suit?

He could put the others off.

also wesker in this game would be hilarious

Actual Alex can't loose as he will never run out of clothes. Will win eventually.

...Hax. 😐