Kratos, Alex Mercer, Mario, Dante, and Master Chief... PLAY POKER!

****ing shapeshifter powers

Screw unlimited clothes, Mercer is the smartest and can be the most skilled one here 😛

true Mercer has thousands of minds within him

Lol, I wish I were a fan-artist, because this scene sounds like DA gold.

Anyway, MC wears a goddamn reflective helmet. For all they know he could be spending the entire game making faces at rival company poster-boys Mario and Kratos.

I know several fan artists, I might be able to get one to do it 😛

Truth. Chief would have best poker face.

Mario wins. Everyone starts folding rapidly after Mario loses his shirt.

Mercer doesn't even have clothes, he is a walking virus.

Kratos is already down to his... clothe?

I'd say that Alex or MC would win. Mario I can't exactly see winning, Kratos doesn't know what the hell poker is, and while Dante has poker skills and I am a fanboy (yes I admit that, but you should've already known from my name), he absolutely sucks at poker.

Alex on the other hand, has thousands of minds and every one of them most likely have experience with poker.

MC... actually it's hard to say if he's good or not, but with his helmet on, he has the ultimate poker face.

Mario starts telling dirty stories about Peach in hopes to steal a glance at the distracted player's cards.

everyone see kratos's penuis and goes home to cry

Kratos loses the first round and attempts to beat everyone to death with the table.

Dante loses next because he sucks at gambling.

All that's left is Mercer, Mario, and Master Chief.

Mercer gets disqualified for cheating (regenerating clothes) and Chief wins for having armor and possible clothing inside.

They all give up as strip poker with an all male cast isnt right.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Last one with their pants wins.

Kratos doesn't have pants.

Originally posted by BloodRain
They all give up as strip poker with an all male cast isnt right.

This. If Jill Valentine or Samus was in this poker game, we'd all win.

They all come from different games with different currency. Coins, actual money, forget the name of that Greek coin. mmm

POINT IS: Nudity is a universal currency. So far it appears MC wins.

coulda done with more bewbs I admit.

But yeah MC wins.

If I put Samus or something in here the thread would be full of comments like:

"___ cheats so Samus loses, we all win"

THIZ, IZ, POKAR!

Give each player a chance to invite a VG babe or two each 😛