Kain vs Team

Four rounds. Kain is on his own. Kind of a gauntlet, I guess. Yeah he'll be fully healed after each round he passes, or whatever.

Rounds:
1. vs Dante, Kratos, Alex Mercer.
Takes place on the set of The View. First people to kill the hosts get ten internets.

2. vs Kessler, Ridley and Bowser.
Takes place on Yoshi's Island. If it isn't over in five minutes, the island is overrun with the Fuzzys from the Touch Fuzzy, Get Dizzy level. Galaxy Bowser, MP3 Ridley.

3. vs Rundas, Articuno, Ice Mario.
Battle takes place on a large lake which is suspiciously still. If the fight is not over in five minutes, the area swarms with Metroids. In the event they all die, Metroid Prime rises from the lake to finish everyone off.

4. vs Nanite Nick Fury, Dark Khan, Chaos Sorceror Hero.
Takes place on Planet Fastoon, the home world of the Lombaxes. After five minutes Ratchet will use the Dimensionater to send them all to the World of Warcraft, where everyone will attack them. I wasn't sure how I could end this one, so I threw the entirety of Warcraft at them.

After five minutes Ratchet will use the Dimensionater to send them all to the World of Warcraft, where everyone will attack them. I wasn't sure how I could end this one, so I threw the entirety of Warcraft at them.

Kain can beat 1, through his nigh invulerability and special powers such as those of time, and blood and soul. Dont know the rest of the characters.

You don't know Ridley and Bowser? Or Mario, Dark Khan or Articuno?

Come on, even you have played Pokemon.

I have played pokemon and I know who they are, just not what they can do.

1. Dante will kill the host before Kain.
2. Lol fuzzies. But uh.. Yeaaaah. Kain can't fight Ridley or Bowser. I don't know much about Kessler.
3. They wait for the Metroids just to be jackasses. Metroids are HAX 😐
4. They'll kill Kain quickly enough to avoid Warcraft tossings.

YouTube video

Fury and Dark Khan? Kain's screwed.

You dont know much about Kain either, you have a grand total of 1 game under your belt, the weakest showing too....

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
Kain's screwed.

Also,

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
1. Dante will kill the host before Kain.

Mercer, not Dante.

1. vs Dante, Kratos, Alex Mercer.
Takes place on the set of The View. First people to kill the hosts get ten internets.

I see Dante's name O.o

^What Scream said.

Kesseler is basically Cole turned up to 11.... or 100.

Metroids eat souls, so you know. And if I recall the only things that have survived a Metroid attack are Samus and Ridley. There might be some others but I forget them.

Nanite Nick Fury is the main villain of Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 2. You've debated him against Kain before and tried arguing that Kain could mind control him. The problem was his brain is controlled by Nanites, little machines.

See the second Pokemon movie for Articuno stuff. Rundas is the Ice Bounty Hunter from Metroid Prime 3.

Scenario may be kind enough to provide info on both Rundas and Ridley, or at least Ridley. So you should be nice to him, BT.

I can halp with Kessler. Played through inFamous quite a few times.

I dont care what happens in the first three lol but the chaos sorceror scrafices kains soul to Slannesh or whatever lesser deamon of slannesh will take the flithy thing :#

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Metroids eat souls, so you know. And if I recall the only things that have survived a Metroid attack are Samus and Ridley. There might be some others but I forget them.

Nanite Nick Fury is the main villain of Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 2. You've debated him against Kain before and tried arguing that Kain could mind control him. The problem was his brain is controlled by Nanites, little machines.

See the second Pokemon movie for Articuno stuff. Rundas is the Ice Bounty Hunter from Metroid Prime 3.

Scenario may be kind enough to provide info on both Rundas and Ridley, or at least Ridley. So you should be nice to him, BT.

I can halp with Kessler. Played through inFamous quite a few times.

You forgot Khan and his Darkseid half noob. 😒

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BT knows about Dark Khan. We all do.

Whats ice mario?

Mario shooting ice from his hands, and walking on water as it freezes beneath his feet.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I see Dante's name O.o

I meant Mercer will kill the hosts before Dante. Why would Dante kill humans anyway?

For ten internets?