Why do people hate INDY 4 so much?

It would definitely save you years of disappointment and horror.

I'll be missing so much, eh?

Yes. You do miss a lot:

Like the opportunity to have you view of life turned bleak and empty of hope, like the chance to put on your DVDs of the Indy OT and die a little inside everytime because you know that no matter what situation he escapes in those movies, you are reminded of the horror of Indy's future. He might as well have died right there in that Spike room, or under that rolling boulder in South America.

A bit like when you watch Aliens...All that effort to escape and save Newt and then it's Alien 3.....

Same thing. Only much more horrible in the 'potential, alleged, never really happened' ass Indy IV.

You also miss the experince of wanting to put a gun in your mouth to stop the memories of the raping over and over of a much beloved character running through your mind every time you hear the Indy theme.

But but but... isn't there a directors' cut of Indy IV like with Alien3 that totally redeems the movie?

I fear not. Although Ive not overcome my revulsion long enough to track down a copy for the extras. My DVD trilogy will always remain a trilogy.

I still have the blu ray, locked behind bar and with the key safely stored with my notary... but there's no director's cut in that. I could at least make out that before I had to go into eye surgery.

Yes dont risk your eyesight anymore Queeq. Its not worth the risk for a second look.

hehehe

Watching that movie is like rubbernecking at a really really bad car smash on the motorway. Looking for parts, then being horrified when you see them.

But without the rush of the smell of death.

Yes it definitely lingers when you watch Indy iV.

It's more the smell of diapers...

Euuuurggghhhh 😘

You smell it too?

Like it gave a dirty sanchez.

Hehehe

"I hate the smell of stinking ass in the morning...
It reminds me of...The Phantom Menace." - Capt.Kilgore, Apocalypse now updated redux 2013

"The train young men to appreciate The Phantom Menace but they won't allow them to watch a Michael Bay movie, because of all the CGI." - Capt. Walter E. Kurtz, Apocalypse Now Updated Redux 2013

"We must CG render them. We must badly animate them. Pig after pig... cow after cow... village after village... army after army... "

- Capt. Walter E. Kurtz, Apocalypse Now Updated Redux 2013

"And then it struck me... like a bullet... like diamond CGI bullet in a Transformer... the silliness of such movies... the will to do that. That is why they make more money than we do."

- Capt. Walter E. Kurtz, Apocalypse Now Updated Redux 2013