The Elemental Forest God gauntlet....

The Elemental Forest God (Hellboy II) must face the following combatants:

1: King Kong.

2: Godzilla (Matthew Broderick version)

3. The POTC Kraken.

4. Cloverfield.

The Forest God is fully rested and healed between each fight.

Fights 1, 2 and 4 take place in New York city at night. Fight 3 takes place in the Hudson River.

It died by having it's soft and chewy center hit, right?

If so, it goes down to all three.

It has an M&M center.

It dies. Hard.

The EFG was a throwaway villain. Easy.

Originally posted by Robtard
It died by having it's soft and chewy center hit, right?

If so, it goes down to all three.

Also, Hellboy shot it in the head with big ass Big Baby. Shoot Kong in the head with Big Baby, think Kong is gonna LOL?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You forget that with one of it's limbs, it picked up and crushed a car as if it were a tin can, and hurled at a chopper. If it wraps a limb around Kong or Zilla, it'll crush them even easier.

Also, Hellboy shot it in the head with big ass Big Baby. Shoot Kong in the head with Big Baby, think Kong is gonna LOL?

What, Kong took T-Rex bites and all they did was scratch the surface. Stupid tree isn't taking him out. The other three beast eat it.

So when the tree wraps a limb around Kongs neck and squeezes, it has no affect whatsoever? It crushed a car FFS.

Kong breaks trees.

Originally posted by Robtard
Kong breaks trees.

And planes.

So? EFG would break a tree even easier. Face it, if EFG gets a limb around Godzilla or Kong it's all over.

A car is not Kong or Godzilla. A car does not fire atomic beams out of its mouth.

-AC

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
So? EFG would break a tree even easier. Face it, if EFG gets a limb around Godzilla or Kong it's all over.

So do some ****ing math, numbskull. T-Rex is estimated (Stanford study) to have upwards of 3,000psi in it's bite, Kong took those without much of a problem, mild flesh wounds to be exact.

2,000psi will crush a car flat.

-Kong was strong enough to toss about T-Rex's (5-7 tons), crush a T-Rex skull (yeah, the kind strong enough to withstand 3kpsi) and pick up a boulder about 1/3 his size with one arm. Any tree limb grabbing onto Kong will be torn off and then used as a bludgeoning tool, more likes.

-Godzilla is way too big, it'd just chew that tree up.

Originally posted by Robtard
So do some ****ing math, numbskull. T-Rex is estimated (Stanford study) to have upwards of 3,000psi in it's bite, Kong took those without much of a problem, mild flesh wounds to be exact.

2,000psi will crush a car flat.

-Kong was strong enough to toss about T-Rex's (5-7 tons), crush a T-Rex skull (yeah, the kind strong enough to exert 3kpsi) and pick up a boulder about 1/3 his size with one arm. Any tree limb grabbing onto Kong will be torn off and then used as a bludgeoning tool, more likes.

-Godzilla is way too big, it'd just chew that tree up.

"Cursh a car flat." You mean in one of those machines in the junkyard? Yeah, those machines crush ONLY the body of the car, they do not crush the frame.

If you watch closely, EFG crushes the entire car, frame and all, in less than a second. Those presses take a few seconds.

Numbskull? Nice. 🙄

So the car's flat, but the frame is somehow untouched? How does that make sense to you, bro?

Movie-feats, Kong has them, he's a fighter, a fast, incredibly strong and agile one too. Tree has a soft and chewy center.

Don't take it serious, was a jab, nothing else.

BTW, genius, Kong fought a giant snake. I meant the original Kong, not new Kong. New Kong was shit. But we can include both.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
BTW, genius, Kong fought a giant snake. I meant the original Kong, not new Kong. New Kong was shit. But we can include both.

Kong circa 1976 with the oh so ****able Jessica Lange?

LoL, in that case, Kong crushes it even more, that Kong was bigger and that giant boa would have been able to exert titanic-like forces, yet Kong overpowered and killed it.

Or you going to reach back to 1933 Kong?

Originally posted by Robtard
Kong circa 1976 with the oh so ****able Jessica Lange?

LoL, in that case, Kong crushes it even more, that Kong was bigger and that giant boa would have been able to put exert titanic-like forces, yet Kong overpowered and killed it.

Or you going to reach back to 1933 Kong?

Yeah, and that Kong fell to crappy human machine guns. It took a head shot from Big Baby to put down the elemental. Helicopters>Kong. Do we need to talk about what the elemental does to helicopters? He uses cars to kill them, ala McClane.

Your turn.

Who is going to fire the Big Baby at Kong? I assume someone is because he keeps bringing it up.

Why is nobody pointing out the fact that helicopters are not involved in this fight and thus they can't kill Kong? Why is nobody asking him what difference it makes how the tree destroyed choppers when it's not fighting choppers?

I'd do it, but I'm on ignore.

-AC

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yeah, and that Kong fell to crappy human machine guns. It took a head shot from Big Baby to put down the elemental. Helicopters>Kong. Do we need to talk about what the elemental does to helicopters? He uses cars to kill them, ala McClane.

Your turn.

Good point about durability, RJ. It took hundreds of rounds to down Kong, even then, the bullets didn't kill him. He feinted from blood loss and fell, he was also durable enough to not only not turn into mush, but he didn't instantly die from that great fall either.

So Kong's bigger, he's stronger and he's more durable. What's the Tree going to do to him? Mind you, it's not a squad of attack-copters that can fire endless rounds into Kong from a safe distance, it's a living Tree with a weak-spot.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Who is going to fire the Big Baby at Kong? I assume someone is because he keeps bringing it up.

Why is nobody pointing out the fact that helicopters are not involved in this fight and thus they can't kill Kong? Why is nobody asking him what difference it makes how the tree destroyed choppers when it's not fighting choppers?

I'd do it, but I'm on ignore.

-AC

Ha, you're ignored, homo.

Originally posted by Robtard
It took hundreds of rounds to down Kong, even then, the bullets didn't kill him. He feinted from blood loss and fell, he was also durable enough to not only not turn into mush, but he didn't instantly die from that great fall either.

So Kong's bigger, he's stronger and he's more durable. What's the Tree going to do to him? Mind you, it's not a squad of attack-copters that can fire endless rounds into Kong from a safe distance, it's a living Tree.

So in your opinion, Kong limbs/neck are harder to crush than a car, frame included?

EFG wraps a limb around Kong's throat, holds him aloft, and chokes Kong out. EFG has many limbs, Kong will have to work his way through them to get to EFG. Kong isn't exactly a strategist, he's dumb as a stump. He's gonna rush in headlong and get a limb wrapped around his throat, and EFG will simply squeeze until Kong is out.