what will happen to these guys

Started by Colossus-Big C3 pages

what will happen to these guys

a large 18 wheeler truck is on the highway going at 130 MPH!

these guys are standing 1 mile ahead directly in the way and facing were the truck is coming
they have to stand up straight and no bracing

1.a normal human
2. bane
3. blade
4. captain ameirca with shield
5. spiderman
6. batman with 5 seconds of prep
7. luke cage
8. Colossus
9. Thor

Cage, Colossus, and Thor live while the rest die terribly

Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
a large 18 wheeler truck is on the highway going at 130 MPH!

these guys are standing 1 mile ahead directly in the way and facing were the truck is coming
they have to stand up straight and no bracing

1.a normal human
2. bane
3. blade
4. captain ameirca with shield
5. spiderman
6. batman with 5 seconds of prep
7. luke cage
8. Colossus
9. Thor


1: They flatten like a pancake.Or a waffle.Thats also pretty flat...right?

2: I don't know

3: He puts his hands out and it pushes him a little but he stops it then goes on to smash it into submission.

4: Puts the shield in front of him and sustains no damage what-so-ever

5: He jumps out of the way and/or stops it like bane does.

6: Throws an explosive and stays still while the truck slides then stops 1 ft. in frony of him.

7: Stands there and the truck crashes.He comes out and there is a body imprint of him in the front of the truck.

8: Same as Cage

9: He throws his hammer and it stops before it starts.

5 seconds prep for Batman? That truck gets its azz beat.

Realistically:

1.a normal human- splatter
2. bane- not much better
3. blade- again not much better
4. captain ameirca with shield- does 'no bracing' include no blocking with the shield? If he takes it full on, he doesn't do much better. If he uses the shield, he'll live
5. spiderman- live but badly wounded
6. batman with 5 seconds of prep- belt explosives, blow himself out of the way.
7. luke cage- hurt but not badly
8. Colossus- fine
9. Thor- also fine

We are talking many tons at high speed. If someone even vaguely human gets hit, they die. Not that in practice it'd work that way in comics, so upgrade Bane, Capt, etc. to 'hurt but lives' in a comics context.

the shield cant protect cap. the shield will take no damge, but cap behing it will still be flattened and severely hurt, probably killed.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
5 seconds prep for Batman? That truck gets its azz beat.

It doesn't even take 1 second to draw back his right leg. 😉

Originally posted by Omega Vision
It doesn't even take 1 second to draw back his right leg. 😉
I don't know... 🤨.The suit is pretty tight and he couldn't move leg that fast.

Re: what will happen to these guys

a large 18 wheeler truck is on the highway going at 130 MPH!

these guys are standing 1 mile ahead directly in the way and facing were the truck is coming
they have to stand up straight and no bracing

1.a normal human - road meat
2. bane - dead meat
3. blade - dead... or is he..
4. captain ameirca with shield - see bane
5. spiderman - injured
6. batman with 5 seconds of prep - bat stare - truck ceases to exist
7. luke cage - injured
8. Colossus - is sent flying a few feet then smiles
9. Thor - truck is sent flying a few feet then Thor smiles

Re: Re: what will happen to these guys

Originally posted by Ambient
6. batman with 5 seconds of prep - bat stare - truck ceases to exist
😂

1.a normal human - Dead
2. bane - I AM BA- (he's dead)
3. blade - Dead
4. captain ameirca with shield - If he holds his shield up, he'll be popped backwards, if not, he dies
5. spiderman - Severely injured, or dies
6. batman with 5 seconds of prep - Bat-Kick
7. luke cage - He gets knocked back, but he's fine
8. Colossus - The truck wraps around him, he's okay
9. Thor - Same as Colossus

Re: what will happen to these guys

Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
a large 18 wheeler truck is on the highway going at 130 MPH!

these guys are standing 1 mile ahead directly in the way and facing were the truck is coming
they have to stand up straight and no bracing

1.a normal human
2. bane
3. blade
4. captain ameirca with shield
5. spiderman
6. batman with 5 seconds of prep
7. luke cage
8. Colossus
9. Thor

shouldn't the shield absorb the impact...i mean is it laced with vibrainium?

Re: Re: what will happen to these guys

Originally posted by BlackZero30x
shouldn't the shield absorb the impact...i mean is it laced with vibrainium?

It's mixed with vibranium, adamantium, and some unknown metal. It's got the durability of vibranium/adamantium, plus the kinetic absorption abilities of vibranium.

Batman uses his prep to move out of the way

Re: what will happen to these guys

130 MPH is about four times the speed of a good striker`s punch.. if the truck weighs 50 tons it will hit eight times as hard as say Colossus` fist.

1. normal human : splat
2. bane : splat
3. blade : splat
4. captain ameirca with shield : survives the impact but still gets run over, ker-splat
5. spiderman : dies
6. batman with 5 seconds of prep : Since he must stand there, a batarang to the steering wheel sends the truck off the road.
7. luke cage : bounces off, lives
8. Colossus : the truck is scrap
9. Thor : se Colossus

Re: what will happen to these guys

1.a normal human - turned into pudding
2. bane - Either dies or in a coma. Most likely dies.
3. blade - same as Bane
4. captain ameirca with shield - Same as Blade.
5. spiderman - injured but is alive.
6. batman with 5 seconds of prep - builds a time machine, goes back in time and kicks the driver's ass so he wont be able to drive a truck ever again.
7. luke cage - hurt.
8. Colossus - fine
9. Thor - same as Colossus.

those who say thor will be as colosus after the crush are wrong.
Colosus hair won't need washing afterwards

Bah! Thor`s hair has the power of perpetual shinyness. Besides, Vikings bathe only once a week, saturday which means bath day in norse.

Re: Re: what will happen to these guys

Originally posted by SamZED

6. batman with 5 seconds of prep - builds a time machine, goes back in time and kicks the driver's ass so he wont be able to drive a truck ever
😆 😆

Re: Re: Re: what will happen to these guys

Originally posted by KingD19
It's mixed with vibranium, adamantium, and some unknown metal. It's got the durability of vibranium/adamantium, plus the kinetic absorption abilities of vibranium.

thats my point vibranium absorbs impact and such so shouldn't merly holding the sheild up absorb the impact?