Bayonetta, Kratos, and Sephiroth vs. Link and Sheik (SSBB)

Gonna need some linkage, postage or something of these feats.

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Originally posted by Nephthys
Now I'm confused here, but how exactly does posting a pic of someone flying through the air a second after being punched prove it wasn't a punch?

The arrows point to two seperate images. Body, and spirit.

Originally posted by Keollyn
You know, I used the sun punching thing really as a joke, since she doesn't even need that level of power to beat Link and Sheik

I don't think the feat is a joke at all. IT DID HAPPEN. All of this, "it's not realistic so it's not real" I tend to ignore cuz it's a video game. The problem with the feat is...

1. She needs Jeanne.

2. The slutty stripper dance and all the light show and fire works takes at least 4 to 5 minutes for the thing to even come out.

Kratos and Seph would actually give her the time needed to use this in this fight.

3. It can't be summoned outside of Purgitorio.

The arrows point to two seperate images. Body, and spirit.

Ah, I see it. Yeah, that is weird (You might want to extend that arrow, the soul is easy to miss. I thought you were pointing at the glitter like, 'magic= not physical'😉. I'm still a bit iffy though on how that takes away from her still actually punching a physical being into the sun. Plus, does te split do anything?

Originally posted by Nephthys
Ah, I see it. Yeah, that is weird (You might want to extend that arrow, the soul is easy to miss. I thought you were pointing at the glitter like, 'magic= not physical'😉. I'm still a bit iffy though on how that takes away from her still actually punching a physical being into the sun. Plus, does te split do anything?

The split seems to kill the body? Dunno, really. 😐

Originally posted by No End N Site
I don't think the feat is a joke at all. IT DID HAPPEN. All of this, "it's not realistic so it's not real" I tend to ignore cuz it's a video game. The problem with the feat is...

Of course the feat isn't. I'm saying in the context of my post it is.

1. She needs Jeanne.

Wha?

2. The slutty stripper dance and all the light show and fire works takes at least 4 to 5 minutes for the thing to even come out.

I'd buy into that being more fanservice than anything. The fact that you was easily able to deduce the ritual into a 'slutty stripper dance' shows that it's main objective was met.

Kratos and Seph would actually give her the time needed to use this in this fight.

Or they could have finished them by then. Link and Sheik are not actually anything those two would have to worry about.

3. It can't be summoned outside of Purgitorio.

And thus the whole 'lol Bleach'

This is a 'hypothetical' match, not the video game. If she's not allowed her abilities that she 'mainly' do from the other side, then it seems asinine to use her in any versus match because that's where most of her feats come from.

Or they could have finished them by then. Link and Sheik are not actually anything those two would have to worry about.

Kindly explain to me how Sephiroth is even a factor in this thread. He's not fast enough to hit Link or Sheik, not strong enough to hurt Link, and not durable enough to survive a swing from Link or Sheik, not powerful enough to resist the power of the master sword.

Bayonetta's more than likely gonna be decapitated by Sheik if she attempts melee combat, their best bet at killing Sheik is Sephiroth's TK, but he's going to have to fight off Link in order to manage that, which he isn't capable of doing.

Urrr, its ambiguous becuase they're the same colour, but I'm pretty sure thats the body flying off. I base this off nothing though. Still, soul punch would be a leet move.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Urrr, its ambiguous becuase they're the same colour, but I'm pretty sure thats the body flying off. I base this off nothing though. Still, soul punch would be a leet move.

The errr, boss is shown to be bright white earlier, then after the move the white one flies off and the one clutching the fist is gray. And I'm still moving after I sold my soul for some carrot cake. Maybe the spirit isn't essential in thge Bay-verse. 😖hrug:

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
.. Lolwut?

Kindly explain to me how Sephiroth is even a factor in this thread. He's not fast enough to hit Link or Sheik, not strong enough to hurt Link, and not durable enough to survive a swing from Link or Sheik, not powerful enough to resist the power of the master sword.

Bayonetta's more than likely gonna be decapitated by Sheik if she attempts melee combat, their best bet at killing Sheik is Sephiroth's TK, but he's going to have to fight off Link in order to manage that, which he isn't capable of doing.

Sheik can hurt Bayo? Sheik > Bayo in CQC? Feats please.

And Seph's tk is what I envisioned he--being aided by Kratos (you know, the two I said Link and Sheik aren't beating.. not Sephiroth alone)-- would use.

Originally posted by Nephthys
The errr, boss is shown to be bright white earlier, then after the move the white one flies off and the one clutching the fist is gray. And I'm still moving after I sold my soul for some carrot cake. Maybe the spirit isn't essential in thge Bay-verse. 😖hrug:

Looks colourful to me, with dark places, as seen on the body that doesn't move. It's clearly the spirit that is sent to the sun. Probably symbolic of hell or something.

Originally posted by Keollyn
Sheik can hurt Bayo? Sheik > Bayo in CQC? Feats please.

And Seph's tk is what I envisioned he--being [b]aided by Kratos (you know, the two I said Link and Sheik aren't beating.. not Sephiroth alone)-- would use. [/B]

Sephiroth's TK is only useful against Sheik, who can teleport out, anyway. He isn't surviving long with the pair alive, he's the only way they can catch Sheik to kill her, so Link will sword him. His reaction time, thanks to dodging those lasers earlier in the thread, renders him untouchable, and he's a physical juggernaut with the most powerful magic weapon in this thread, which smites evil, which Sephiroth and Kratos are.

Edit: fixed a really messed up sentence.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
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Sheik > Bayonetta.

So... what there was > Bayonetta? I'm not seeing it.

Sephiroth's TK is only useful against Sheik, who can teleport out, anyway. He isn't surviving long with the pair alive, he's the only way they can ctahc Sheik to kill him, so Link will sword her. His reaction time, thanks to dodging those lasers earlier in the thread, renders him untouchable, and he's a physical juggernaut with the most powerful magic weapon in this thread, which smites evil, which Sephiroth and Kratos are.

When has teleportation been a confirmed method of breaking out of tk?

Unless they're aware of what Sephiroth is going to do, why would they dodge when he raises his hand to tk?

Oh and dodging sure isn't saying they're as fast as light, so Sephiroth's reaction time should help him from an assault from them too.

God Kratos just eats anything tossed at him.

Kratos isn't evil. He's a self-righteous smug of a bastard, but he's not evil.

Less something happened in 3 that I'm not aware of.

So... what there was > Bayonetta? I'm not seeing it.

When has teleportation been a confirmed method of breaking out of tk?

Unless they're aware of what Sephiroth is going to do, why would they dodge when he raises his hand to tk?

Also, most v.s. matches start with basic knowledge for both sides, and Sheik's the only one who needs to dodge, Sephiroth cannot TK Link.

Oh and dodging sure isn't saying they're as fast as light, so Sephiroth's reaction time should help him from an assault from them too.

God Kratos just eats anything tossed at him.

Originally posted by Keollyn
Kratos isn't evil. He's a self-righteous smug of a bastard, but he's not evil.

Less something happened in 3 that I'm not aware of.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Kratos has been evil, and very evil, since GoW2.

No, not really. Your definition of evil is a little shot if you think what Kratos does is evil.

*On to other post*

Redeems himself by the end of 3 I would say.

As for TK'ing Sheik, could she teleport if Sephiroth manages to break her concentration with his TK?

Originally posted by Keollyn
Of course the feat isn't. I'm saying in the context of my post it is.

Wha?

I'd buy into that being more fanservice than anything. The fact that you was easily able to deduce the ritual into a 'slutty stripper dance' shows that it's main objective was met.

Or they could have finished them by then. Link and Sheik are not actually anything those two would have to worry about.

And thus the whole 'lol Bleach'

This is a 'hypothetical' match, not the video game. If she's not allowed her abilities that she 'mainly' do from the other side, then it seems asinine to use her in any versus match because that's where most of her feats come from.

Her friend wit the white hair.

I think she needs to do that dance.

I think your right, so why she keeps bein' put in so may threads is beyond me. You can't give her abilities she doesn't have, it's not fair. She has limits and it's totally unfair to ignore them. Threads wit her in'em should take place in Purgitorio to give everyone a fair chance. Even outside though, Bayo is still super fast and super strong and still has nearly all her weapons. She just can't do a certain few things, and summoning creatures from hell is one of them (she could, but they wouldn't appear on that dimensional plane).

Originally posted by Keollyn
No, not really. Your definition of evil is a little shot if you think what Kratos does is evil.

*On to other post*