Bayonetta, Kratos, and Sephiroth vs. Link and Sheik (SSBB)

Well then I'm afraid I have no choice but to conclude that, according to your own rules, you are incorrect.

I can measure it, I just don't have the patience or the knowhow. I mean, wouldn't I have to run it through something that can measure in milliseconds and then count how far it goes in distance in a certain number of milliseconds based off of preconceptions of how tall Link and Mario are? Thats just waay too much work. But I could attempt it. I can't even do that with real lasers or Falco's ones.

And nobody likes a nitpicker mista.

Regardless, it's nothing more than a visual discrepancy that we can see those lasers.

Well this is the video game forum, its not like we can use much but visual evidence.

Visual evidence points towards laserness.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Visual evidence points towards laserness.

Ancient Minister's lasers burnt a hole in Meta Knight's wing.

The evidence that it isn't is based entirely on that it is seen. It's not proof that it isn't as fast as an actual laser.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Ancient Minister's lasers burnt a hole in Meta Knight's wing.

The evidence that it isn't is based entirely on that it is seen. It's not proof that it isn't as fast as an actual laser.

and then again there is no proof it is an actual lazer, seen what i did there.

That's laser behavior. Sight doesn't mean it's slow. Is it so hard to believe it's a visual discrepancy when shit like Ultimecia's bullet is fast despite us following the whole thing as it flies and it takes two seconds to reach her?