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They can't snuff him, coz he's bi-winning.

Yes. Twice.

Machete-twice

Charlie and the Chop-Chop Factory.

(In which the Oompa Loompas are just full torsoed employees he has just randomly hacked limbs off of and painted 'Orange and Green' with his 'magical technicolor warlock extra dimensional faeces'.)

And I guess the employees are the former producers of Two and a Half Men

If not before, almost certainly now.. lol

They'll be sheened.

Yeah he should polish them off pretty quick, and mop the floor with 'em....

Mr. Sheen Spray and Mop - only one gear: GO!

Bi-polishing and winning.

*starts singing* Winning winning winning

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Do you have tiger's blood?

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2011/03/10/2011-03-10_charlie_sheen_looking_for_social_media_intern_applicants_without_tigerblood_need.html

Its vanished that web page.

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2011/03/10/2011-03-10_charlie_sheen_looking_for_social_media_intern_applicants_without_tigerblood_need.html

EDIT: Yeah it wont link here... "But if you look up Applicants Tiger blood Charlie Sheen" on google, you should find it.

I saw him waving with his machete, drinking Tiger's Blood. The man is on a roll.

Is that what all applicants should do?

Sweet.

Originally posted by Kazenji

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Heres what was in that link:

"Fired from his hit show this week, Charlie Sheen is ready to be the boss.

"I'm looking to hire a #winning INTERN with #TigerBlood," the out-of-control actor wrote on his Twitter page Monday, linking to an application at Internships.com.

In less than 48 hours, the ad attracted over 74,000 applicants, according to the website.

"Do you have #TigerBlood? Are you all about #Winning? Can you #PlanBetter than anyone else?" the ad reads. "If so, we want you on #TeamSheen as our social media #TigerBloodIntern!"

Sheen's partnership with Internships.com is his first paid Twitter sponsorship, according to the Associated Press, and was set up by Los Angeles firm Ad.ly, which brokers deals for celebrities to earn money by promoting products in their tweets.

"We are harnessing the power of Hollywood to help ignite our platform," Robin Richards, chief executive of Internships.com told the Wall Street Journal.

Ad.ly did not reveal how much it paid for the endorsement, but admitted it was the priciest tweet in the company's history.

The opportunity to join Sheen's media circus is advertised as an 8-week full-time paid internship this summer.

"This unique internship opportunity will allow a hard-working, self-motivated, creative, resourceful and social media savvy individual to work closely with Charlie Sheen in leveraging his social network," says the ad. "The internship will focus on executing a social media strategy that will build on the success Charlie Sheen has attained in setting the Guinness World Record for the fastest time to reach one million followers on Twitter."

Sheen's tweet promoting the ad garnered 95,333 clicks in an hour and reached users in 181 countries, the site claims.

The trainwreck TV star, who was officially canned from his role on "Two and a Half Men" this week after unleashing repeated verbal attacks on his former co-stars and producers, has now amassed nearly 2.5 million Twitter followers.

Having embraced his social media power to connect with fans online through his sporadic posts and unpredictable webcast, Sheen's attempt to hire an intern appears to be more of an internet stunt to attract publicity than a legitimate job offer.

Nevertheless, prospective interns need only submit a 75-word essay by March 11 to be considered. The subject? "Tell Charlie why you're #winning."

And prospective #winners, take note – it might not be as easy as it seems.

"Capturing Sheen's voice won't be easy," social media consultant Gary Clapp told AOL News, "so drink a lot before you tweet."

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2011/03/10/2011-03-10_charlie_sheen_looking_for_social_media_intern_applicants_without_tigerblood_need.html#ixzz1GCPFj7cc"

I better sign up.

apparently 7,000 other people already have.

So we hope you've got the necessary Tiger's blood and Bi-winning ability.