Buy Your Own Fertility Idol

Yep you can thanks to Sideshow collectibles

http://www.sideshowtoy.com/?page_id=4489&sku=400036

Thats really cool.
🙂

Very nice.

Impressive....most impressive.

What's the price? A bag of sand?

That would be good.

Indeed.

So a bag of sand is now worth $189.99?

Special movie sand.

Cat litter, you mean...?

Ssshhhh...

With free cat bum-cigars.

Sounds like a deal.

"Dont try smoking one" is my recommendation.

Noted.

No one has made that mistake here since Edward "Brown lip" Johnstone of Norwich in that fly-laden summer of 1762.

Oh yeah, I remember that.

Yes. 'Twas the highlight of practical joking that year...

We had such laughs in the pub that time.

Mocking the flies that buzzed round his lips over that hot summer.
Kept them off of the mince pies nicely though.....