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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty dumpty had a great fall.....
All the kings horses, and all the kings men said "F**k him, hes only an egg."

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again

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That's a good one. I'm gonna use that, if you don't mind, of course.

Well thats why she rewashes it.

Yeah, she's got to wash the previous client off. It's proper cleaning.. wouldn't want to get busted by cleaning inspection..

Cleanliness is next to......ummmm....crackwhoreliness?

CONFUCIUS SAY: Lady who put sausage in muffin is not always making breakfast

😂 Wise words indeed.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Cleanliness is next to......ummmm....crackwhoreliness?

Originally posted by Kazenji
CONFUCIUS SAY: Lady who put sausage in muffin is not always making breakfast

lmao 😆

Anyone else know some good jokes?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkfVdrtLcRs

Sending that.

Paired with a program that makes your computer play the full length of it at inescapable volume.

I watched all of it... it was wonderful.

😛 Particularly 6 hours in!

I started watching it again.

The narrative of the lyrics is compelling.

Indeed... I can't stop, it's hypnotic.

It even was on Family Guy recently.

Ah... not a great fan of that show.