Robocop v. Wolverine

Started by Sadako of Girth25 pages

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Because Robo is slow on the draw, we've already covered this. Unless Wolvie is 100 feet away, Robo will never get a shot off.

Chop his head off, dude.

Sadly you constantly forget that Murphy may all ready be unholstered.

Logan gets shot all the time, by guns even bigger than Murphy's. So what if he shoots him a couple of times - it will just get Logan mad.

Originally posted by Kazenji
And Logan is Wolverine before and after the experiments.........fool

Yes..... quite an embarrassing gaffe for a man so claiming to be expert on Wolverine and his history/capabilities to make.

Originally posted by roughrider
Logan gets shot all the time, by guns even bigger than Murphy's. So what if he shoots him a couple of times - it will just get Logan mad.

'Cause Robocop's gun is more powerful/rapid firing/insidiously more accurate in the hands of it's wielder than the ones Wolverine got taggged with that didn't knock him out.

Originally posted by Robtard
That would be a kill, this fight is to the KO, who ever KO's their opponent first wins, son. Re-read the OP

KO, in these fights usually means KO or worse, no? It's a bit silly to require someone to have to hold themselves back to not kill their opponent by accident. It's also very unfair to characters who are much better at killing then...well traditional boxing or whatever.

I do agree though if it is just to the KO, and Robocop gets a shot like the policeman in X2 (for whatever reason that worked) he'd win by the rules of the thread. However in context with the other movies Wolverine has been in it is rather apparent that the knock out shot in X2 was an anomaly, doesn't generally happen when he gets shot at. So Robocop might have a chance to KO him, made better or worse depending on the actual initial set up. Say, if they start 2 feet away from each other and Robocop has his weapon holstered there's next to no chance, if they start a mile apart...it is much more likely

Originally posted by Bardock42
KO, in these fight usually means KO or worse, no? It's a bit silly to require someone to have to hold themselves back to not kill their opponent by accident. It's also very unfair to characters who are much better at killing then...well traditional boxing or whatever.

Just going with what the OP stated.

I've said this is a skewed and ridiculous match from the very beginning. So I agree with you.

Originally posted by Robtard
Just going with what the OP stated.

I've said this is a skewed and ridiculous match from the very beginning. So I agree with you.

I added my view on the outcome to my post. But yeah, indeed, agreed. Wolverine is a bad fighter in vs. match ups anyways as you can make him quite beatable to immortal god depending on how you rate or view his healing factor.

Originally posted by Bardock42

I do agree though if it is just to the KO, and Robocop gets a shot like the policeman in X2 (for whatever reason that worked) he'd win by the rules of the thread. However in context with the other movies Wolverine has been in it is rather apparent that the knock out shot in X2 was an anomaly, doesn't generally happen when he gets shot at. So Robocop might have a chance to KO him, made better or worse depending on the actual initial set up. Say, if they start 2 feet away from each other and Robocop has his weapon holstered there's next to no chance, if they start a mile apart...it is much more likely

Pretty much what all the pro-Robocop people have been saying. Given these [silly] circumstances, Robocop could win this thread.

The Wolverine fanboys/girls simply refuse to believe Wolverine is beatable, any conditions.

wolverine could beat god, robtard. hes the best at what he does!

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
wolverine could beat god, robtard. hes the best at what he does!

Not movie Wolvey.

Punk couldn't even take a kick to head from Mystique well.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Yes..... quite an embarrassing gaffe for a man so claiming to be expert on Wolverine and his history/capabilities to make.

Personally i'm both, The movies and comics unlike Rogue Jedi the expert.

Good man.

wolverine

Originally posted by Robtard
Pretty much what all the pro-Robocop people have been saying. Given these [silly] circumstances, Robocop could win this thread.

The Wolverine fanboys/girls simply refuse to believe Wolverine is beatable, any conditions.

No, this is what I have been saying, pretty much.

So you agree on the Robo win then..?

This is how it would go down, people:

Robocop sees Wolvie:

Wolvie sees Robo:

Robo tells Wolvie to identify himself:

Wolvie just looks at him:

Robocop tells Wolvie he is under arrest, and PLANS to draw and aim like so:

But Wolvie has already closed the gap between them and is right in Robo's face:

Wolvie goes ape shit:

And this is the end result:

Wolvie sits back and reads a book as Robo dies:

😄

And as Robocop lay on the ground, chopped to bits, useless, like a tin can:

He quotes C-3PO : "Curse my metal body, I wasn't enough!!!!"

😱

Ummmm how old you , again, RJ?

Robo wins.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Robo wins.