Robocop v. Wolverine

Originally posted by Blinky
Ummmm how old you , again, RJ?

Old enough to know that this is truth:

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And as Robocop lay on the ground, chopped to bits, useless, like a tin can:

He quotes C-3PO : "Curse my metal body, I wasn't enough!!!!"

😱

Murphy wins.

Thank you for your cooperation.

The thread should not have gotten past this post:

Originally posted by Impediment
One bullet from a human cop to Wolvie's forehead stunned him, and disabled him, for a few minutes in X2.

Robo is a crack shot. His weapon fires in bursts. He has a seemingly endless amount of rounds.

Robo could pop off more than one shot to Wolvie's forehead, stun him, and then have his cyborg ass way with Wolvie.

/thread.

I'd buy THAT for a dollar. ✅

Can you flyyyyyy, Bobby?

Does it hurt...? Does it hurrrrt....?

Originally posted by Impediment
The thread should not have gotten past this post:

/thread.

No, it never should have gotten past the Ninja vid, epic proof that unless Wolvie is a football field away, Robo never gets a shot off. You see, movie footage trumps gay cyborg jokes.

Dry your tears, RJ..... you have 20 seconds to comply.

😛

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The ninja video mean two things: Jack and Shit.

That was not a human/mutant he was fighting. It was a cyborg.

And stop trolling the thread with childish images, RJ.

Totally unnecessary.

Either debate the topic at hand, or don't.

".....or there will be.....trouble."

(sorry, couldnt resist it. 😛 )

Originally posted by Impediment
The ninja video mean two things: Jack and Shit.

That was not a human he was fighting. It was a cyborg.

If the ninja hadn't pulled a Darth Maul, he would have ended Robo wth one swipe.

Funny, Robo lovers will use his high end draw of 3 secnods compared to his low end draw of 6 seconds. At the same time, they use Wolvie's low end feat of being KO'd by a cop, compared to his high end feat of tanking Zero's head shots. Which btw, hit him dead center in the head, TWO of them.

doooooooooooooooooooooh!!!!

You, too, Sadako.

I don't want this to turn ugly.

I'm starting to lose tolerance of smilies and images, since all they do, most of the time, is flame.

Fair play, Imp.

Originally posted by Impediment
You, too, Sadako.

I don't want this to turn ugly.

I'm starting to lose tolerance of smilies and images, since all they do, most of the time, is flame.

Okie. Robo is too slow, his gun will never clear the holster. Wolvie will close the gap and shred him.

Unless Wolvie is a football field away. Hell, then even I would have a chance.

A true test of Robo's skill would be to place them no more than 30ish feet apart. After all, Logan would surely hear/smell him long before that. Robo isn't exactly the most stealthy of individuals.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, it showed Robo taking six seconds to draw, and it showed a combatant, the Ninja, who was no faster than Logan.

If the ninja hadn't pulled a Darth Maul, he would have ended Robo wth one swipe.

Funny, Robo lovers will use his high end draw of 3 secnods compared to his low end draw of 6 seconds. At the same time, they use Wolvie's low end feat of being KO'd by a cop, compared to his high end feat of tanking Zero's head shots. Which btw, hit him dead center in the head, TWO of them.

doooooooooooooooooooooh!!!!

It takes Robo no time to draw whatsoever when his gun is already out, (Which it almost always is when he expects trouble!!!) regardless of your strawman argument.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Okie. Robo is too slow, his gun will never clear the holster. Wolvie will close the gap and shred him.

Unless Wolvie is a football field away. Hell, then even I would have a chance.

A true test of Robo's skill would be to place them no more than 30ish feet apart. After all, Logan would surely hear/smell him long before that. Robo isn't exactly the most stealthy of individuals.

Rubbish, sir. It must be pooh poohed forthwith.