Imho, Kratos rips off Sephiroth's head and puts it on Bayonetta's body, after shaving her insanely awkward body hair. This makes her ten times more attractive.
-She no longer speaks with that annoying voice (or at all).
-The above means she can quietly pretend to not be obnoxious. (sort of)
-She's a little closer to actualy human female shape.
-She's dead. 131
-She is no longer covered in clothing that is actually her hair
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Imho, Kratos rips off Sephiroth's head and puts it on Bayonetta's body, after shaving her insanely awkward body hair. This makes her ten times more attractive.-She no longer speaks with that annoying voice (or at all).
-The above means she can quietly pretend to not be obnoxious. (sort of)
-She's a little closer to actualy human female shape.
-She's dead. 131
-She is no longer covered in clothing that is actually her hair
If a bald, dead female body is attractive to you then thats all good and well but your idea of Kratos actually getting his hands on either of them is nearly as strange.
Originally posted by BloodRain
Main point in Kratos threads: He's not the best at hitting fast opponents.
@BT
Were you not just in the SSBB thread where Link has a cutscne whereign he dodges lasers? Excellent comparison is excellent, that's a better feat than she has, and everyone argued Kratos can catch Link because Kratos beat Hermes. Now Kratos can't catch someone without said feat, even though he fought Hermes.
INCONSISTENCY.
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
What happened to "Kratos fought Hermes!", now it's invalid as soon as his opponent isn't Link? Hm, strange... Sorry if I come off as bitter, but this double standard is beginning to grate on me. A character's feats do not depend on who they are fighting.
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
@BT
Were you not just in the SSBB thread where Link has a cutscne whereign he dodges lasers? Excellent comparison is excellent, that's a better feat than she has, and everyone argued Kratos can catch Link because Kratos beat Hermes. Now Kratos can't catch someone without said feat, even though he fought Hermes.
uncanon SSB Link dodges inaccurate rapid fire from an angle while running frowards, the shooter was poor and so was his angle. Bayonetta can react to and dodge bullets when their perhaps a few mm from the end of her nose. Kratos can beat canon LoZ link.....
Originally posted by Burning thoughtThread was SSBB Link, with canon feats allowed as well. Also, stop baiting. Link isn't in this thread, and the only point of relevance to Link is his feat, and why people seem to behave as though which feats a character has depend on who they fight.
uncanon SSB Link dodges inaccurate rapid fire from an angle while running frowards, the shooter was poor and so was his angle. Bayonetta can react to and dodge bullets when their perhaps a few mm from the end of her nose. Kratos can beat canon LoZ link.....
Double standards are not logical debate, they are bias. On topic: Kratos' durability > Their strength.
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Thread was SSBB Link, with canon feats allowed as well. Also, stop baiting. Link isn't in this thread, and the only point of relevance to Link is his feat, and why people seem to behave as though which feats a character has depend on who they fight.Double standards are not logical debate, they are bias. On topic: Kratos' durability > Their strength.
Post it, I dont recall claiming Kratos can catch them in SSBB, disagreeing with you is not baiting, you brought link up, not me 😉 . Nah, it just so happens that some feats are irrelevant in some fights depending on opponent.
Their speed>his strength. His durability>their strength
draw.....
Originally posted by Burning thoughtI used Link's feat as an example of logical inconsistency concerning Kratos' feats on the part of posters. You turned that into Link v.s. Kratos. That is baiting, and attempted to rile me up with a statement concerning that. I'm not biting.
Post it, I dont recall claiming Kratos can catch them in SSBB, disagreeing with you is not baiting, you brought link up, not me 😉 . Nah, it just so happens that some feats are irrelevant in some fights depending on opponent.Their speed>his strength. His durability>their strength
draw.....
Draw? Maybe. We'll see how the thread progresses. My money remains on Kratos. While they cannot harm him, he will eventually catch them. It takes only one mistake.
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I used Link's feat as an example of logical inconsistency concerning Kratos' feats on the part of posters. You turned that into Link v.s. Kratos. That is baiting, and attempted to rile me up with a statement concerning that. I'm not biting.Draw? Maybe. We'll see how the thread progresses. My money remains on Kratos. While they cannot harm him, he will eventually catch them. It takes only one mistake.
Trying to toss link into every thread is ridiculous, stop doing it and trying to bait threads into link arguments 🙄
Yes well a lot of things can lay on "one mistake", maybe Kratos will trip and impale himself..... 😉
Originally posted by iChaos
They can't harm him? No, just no.
Combine bayonettas strength, speed and the edge of a sword and I think she probably could.
Originally posted by Burning thoughtLol, I'm not the one who brings Link into 90% of threads, and I only mentioned him here in a way that was relevant to an argument, you're the one tryingto turn it into a Link v.s. Kratos debate.
Trying to toss link into every thread is ridiculous, stop doing it and trying to bait threads into link arguments 🙄Yes well a lot of things can lay on "one mistake", maybe Kratos will trip and impale himself..... 😉
Combine bayonettas strength, speed and the edge of a sword and I think she probably could.
Also, that's a ridiculous example.. Team two might win because Kratos kills himself?
IIRC Kratos tanks a slash from Neptune, I think it was?