GoW3 Kratos v.s. Bayonetta, and Sephiroth.

Originally posted by Burning thought
Combine bayonettas strength, speed and the edge of a sword and I think she probably could.

Bayonetta's speed is enough for Kratos.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Lol, I'm not the one who brings Link into 90% of threads, and I only mentioned him here in a way that was relevant to an argument, you're the one tryingto turn it into a Link v.s. Kratos debate.

Also, that's a ridiculous example.. Team two might win because Kratos kills himself?

IIRC Kratos tanks a slash from Neptune, I think it was?

Yes because I really mentioned Link in this thread before you did...oh wait...

Just as poor as your example, a super soldier and a veteran casual bulletimer is somehow despite their vast powers and experiance is somehow going to allow a slow opponent grab them? lulz...

not sure about poseidon, he did not use a sword, he used blunt hits from horses. Their strength was high but not much PSi on the edge of a blade.

How about you both stop mentioning Link in this thread then?

The two can inflict damage on Kratos. Just have to avoid getting hit themselves.

Bayonetta I could possibly see damaging Kratos, but Sephiroth? 😬

We've seen this fight before. It's that sex minigame that they put in all the GoW games.

Kratos wins the power of hope.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
IIRC Kratos tanks a slash from Neptune, I think it was?

Greek mythology fail!

rule of ass > power of hope.

Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
Kratos wins the power of hope.

Greek mythology fail!

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Pretty sure Neptune is just the Roman name for the same God, sorta like how Zeus is Jupiter. I'm allowed to say dumb shit running on as little sleep as I am. But yeah, fail.

You need to learn how to sleep.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
rule of ass > power of hope.

Sephiroth dumbs down the rule of ass.

Therefore:
Power of Hope >> weakened Rule of ass.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Sephiroth dumbs down the rule of ass.

Therefore:
Power of Hope >> weakened Rule of ass.

I disagree.

How this thread plays out in my mind is that Seph's head replaces Bayo's with the glasses kept in tact.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
I disagree.

How this thread plays out in my mind is that Seph's head replaces Bayo's with the glasses kept in tact.

link-rape

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Called it.

Originally posted by LLLLLink
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Commencing thread derailment process...

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Originally posted by LLLLLink
Commencing thread derailment process...

link-rape

Ah, **** it.
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But seriously, Kratos wins. (ThenattatchesSephiroth'sheadtoBayonetta'sbody,addsglasses,shavesbodyhair,andsexes.

Paste! You lazy sod. Make us a red link, that hangs upside down like ceiling cat.

And Purple and White and Black.

Side note: You can glitch yourself a Black Tunic in OoT without cheats.

link-rape

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Paste! You lazy sod. Make us a red link, that hangs upside down like ceiling cat.

Alright!!! I'm claiming the green one.

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