Hit Girl vs Batman

Started by Alpha Centauri10 pages
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Same problem with the Robocop thread. I pointed it out and was told to deal with it.

With all due respect, you've spent a great deal of time in threads like this blindfolding yourself to facts and evidence when it suits you. You have more biased threads to your name than anyone.

I'm not sympathetic to your complaints.

-AC

fight inside the the gang boss building with everyone already dead and lying around...

I assume this means the place for the final battle in Kick-ass, in which case there really isn't many places that Batman could hide.

And that didn't seem very respectful....

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
With all due respect, you've spent a great deal of time in threads like this blindfolding yourself to facts and evidence when it suits you. You have more biased threads to your name than anyone.

I'm not sympathetic to your complaints.

-AC

Not a complaint, an observation on the OP.

fine she gets her sword stick, knifes.. 2 guns full clip..knuckle dusters.. night vision

bats gets his standard last movie gear.. light weight body armor.. batarangs.. grappling gun.. night vision/sonar..

man, i cant believe this sh$@ needs to be explained.

Originally posted by Nephthys
I assume this means the place for the final battle in Kick-ass, in which case there really isn't many places that Batman could hide.

And that didn't seem very respectful....

Hence with all DUE respect. If not much is due, not much will be given.

Anyway, if that's the case, then it's a gimped battle.

-AC

Not really. Theres about as much room as the Asia fight and he did fine there.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I forgot that the general consensus is that Batman just stands there and lets people shoot him.

Standing or moving, he isn't fast enough to survive against Hit Girl who has her arsenal with her here.

"Standing or moving, he isn't fast enough..."?

Of course he's not fast enough standing. What the Hell is this nonsense?

Originally posted by Nephthys
Not really. Theres about as much room as the Asia fight and he did fine there.

What, against people as good with firearms as Hit-Girl, for a man who relies on stealth to combat armed opponents?

It's a gimped fight.

-AC

To be fair, it wouldn't really matter about the location, her night-vision and skills make it so I doubt Batman could sneak up on her no matter how easy the environment made it.

Does Batman have his sonar thingie here?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Does Batman have his sonar thingie here?
which one? the bat signal attraction one or the radar visual one

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
which one? the bat signal attraction one or the radar visual one
The one he used at the end of TDK.

i already said the he has the standard gear from the last movie he made and i listed night vision and hid radar visual one.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
"Standing or moving, he isn't fast enough..."?

Of course he's not fast enough standing. What the Hell is this nonsense?

What, against people as good with firearms as Hit-Girl, for a man who relies on stealth to combat armed opponents?

It's a gimped fight.

-AC

tbh i dont see how its gimped. if the only way batman can win if its in a specific location with specific settings (like it being dark or there being numerous places to hide), then whats the point?

i dont think batmans a good character to use in vs. fights for that reason though.

batman wouldnt hit a girl

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
The Kick-Ass fellating is getting a bit out of control, now.

I'll be honest.

-AC


Uh, not nearly as fellatious at the whole Dark Knight era. So what, some of us are finally captivated by a character who is worthy of the attention and fan base she might be receiving, I could see how it might trigger your mockery. Please tell me you at least saw Kick-Ass.

I could honestly see this going both ways. Batman enters the room, sees a little girl with blood all over her, standing there with some swordlike weapon. His first instinct is to maybe...and by then it is too late. He hesitated too long...Hit-Girl already has a knife in his throat.

Or, I could see it the other way. Batman walks into the room, and before he can even assess the situation, Hit-Girl has blasted his head off. Oooops, I mean 'completely' off.

Either way Hit-Girl wins. Especially with her Rated R antics. It's unrealistic that any PG or PG-13 character could even come close to defeating an R.

Originally posted by chomperx9
batman wouldnt hit a girl

I doubt it........

LoL, was waiting for this thread after the other one.

Hit-Girl didn't have a single gun-kill that stood out, every single person she shot was standing, was blinded, was running away or not trying to move or take much cover.

While Batman makes a habit of avoiding gun fire from multiple men armed with automatic machine-guns, did so in BB and TDK, so this is nothing knew to him here. Considering he has all his gear from TDK, he stomps her via batarang or grapple-hook to the face or possibly his sticky gun.

H2H or blades, it's no match, she had trouble with a moderate Karate guy wearing no armor, Batman takes her out in a combo.

Having said that, she'd make a decent Robin, with Batman's training of course.

do you work nightshift or something?

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
do you work nightshift or something?

No. I just sleep very little, because I'm so awesome.