Hit Girl vs Batman

Started by Ms.Marvel10 pages

YOU ARE SO WEIRD

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
YOU ARE SO WEIRD

Just because I'm no lazy black-person that needs 14+ hours of sleep to function is no reason to call me that. Now show me your *******.

that hurt my feelings.

so no!

I would think Hit-Girl would win, but some things in the movie lead to me believe Batman could win. When she first took out the druggies, but forgot to always place herself against a wall. Big Daddy reminded her of this, so she makes mistakes, versus Batman and Big Daddy who I would suppose hardly make mistakes. Seems to me like everyone Hit-Girl killed had somewhat of a difficult time seeing her, or were morons. Though in the hallway scene, I'm pretty sure I remember her dodging a bullet going right at her face. If someone puts up that hallway shoot out, I can point it out.

So, I'm gonna have to go with Batman winning, but he'd be pretty wounded afterwards. None of that unscathed bullcrap, he would get pretty damn hurt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RF63MGhCoM- Some of the hallway scene at 1.00, including some dodging of bullets.

Originally posted by Nephthys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RF63MGhCoM- Some of the hallway scene at 1.00, including some dodging of bullets.

Yeah, right there at 1:05, and 1:11. Though the main scene that stood out to me the most isn't in that vid.

Originally posted by Tired-Hiker
Uh, not nearly as fellatious at the whole Dark Knight era. So what, some of us are finally captivated by a character who is worthy of the attention and fan base she might be receiving, I could see how it might trigger your mockery. Please tell me you at least saw Kick-Ass.

I could honestly see this going both ways. Batman enters the room, sees a little girl with blood all over her, standing there with some swordlike weapon. His first instinct is to maybe...and by then it is too late. He hesitated too long...Hit-Girl already has a knife in his throat.

Or, I could see it the other way. Batman walks into the room, and before he can even assess the situation, Hit-Girl has blasted his head off. Oooops, I mean 'completely' off.

Either way Hit-Girl wins. Especially with her Rated R antics. It's unrealistic that any PG or PG-13 character could even come close to defeating an R.

Yes, that's no reason for this, though.

Tell you I saw Kick-Ass? As if I don't know about it. I was reading the comics before you knew what it was or who Hit-Girl was, most likely. Before it was even a graphic novel. Please don't lecture me on this, it'll be bad for you.

-AC

Seems like the movie belongs here, comic no. Just saying.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Seems like the movie belongs here, comic no. Just saying.

Don't lecture me on rules I had to remind YOU of at one point, dude. Doesn't make you look cool.

My point wasn't to use the comic, just to inform him I'm more aware than he is.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Don't lecture me on rules I had to remind YOU of at one point, dude. Doesn't make you look cool.

My point wasn't to use the comic, just to inform him I'm more aware than he is.

-AC

I know what you're up to, precious. 😉

Tell you I saw Kick-Ass? As if I don't know about it. I was reading the comics before you knew what it was or who Hit-Girl was, most likely. Before it was even a graphic novel. Please don't lecture me on this, it'll be bad for you.

So.... did you watch the movie?

a HA.

Obviously I saw it.

-AC

but... did you see it? 🥷

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
but... did you see it? 🥷

Ohh! No, no I did not.

Who ever really sees it?

Point is, if Hit-Girl has guns and in an area beneficial to her, it's gimping. If she doesn't, it's gimping for Batman.

Bit of an unbalanced fight.

-AC

AC i am seriously starting not to like you. just saying. your rude condescending and insulting.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
AC i am seriously starting not to like you. just saying. your rude condescending and insulting.

Ok.

Well...done?

-AC

Yeah, stop being an arsehole AC.

YouTube video

its funny!

also, neph youre british huh? so cute how you cant just say "ass" 😂

Originally posted by Nephthys
Yeah, stop being an arsehole AC.

If you wish to discuss my personality, I have two suggestions:

1. Get over it.

2. Use PMs. This thread isn't for me, it's for a topic.

-AC