Hit Girl vs Batman

Oh, whatever.

***** if I want any more shit outta you I'll squeeze your head.

I like it when yer rough. winkiss

Who told you to talk?

Who told you to shave your beaver?

Oh my that was naughty. Why the **** is your sig so small?

Because I suck at making sigs, dude. It's never been a strongsuit of mine, and I sometimes try to figure it out, but I can never get them to save unless I make them small. I'm like a ****ing child, dude.

A little girl is not going to best the, Dark Knight...,ridiculous.

With guns, she would. IF what is being said about her is true.

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
A little girl is not going to best the, Dark Knight...,ridiculous.

It would have been funny if TDK and Kick-Ass came out at the same time, would have been The Joker Vs Big Daddy and/or Hit-girl threads and the nob-polishing would have been blinding coming from both sides.

the nob polishing for TDK never went away. people still think its a great movie.

*zing*

It took about eight months for people to finally crawl out of the Joker's ass, wonder how long it will take for this.

In the end, we have a scared little girl who's great at taking out thugs, goons and druggies with here guns; but who shit herself when she ran out of ammo and ended getting stomped on by some greaser with an okay kick Vs a guy who fights ninjas and avoids gun-fire on a regular basis. But hey, the bandwagon is fun to be on.

i dont see the connection.

how does running out of ammo literally due to the fact that she slew her way through a small army have anything to do with fighting batman, one person? shes not going to run out of ammo fighting batman so why bring it up?

and before you repeat yourself. hit-girl is not some poorly trained rent-a-cop who's aim sucks half the time. bat-man's never fought a gun slinger of her caliber. the mooks he smashes on a regular basis can hardly be used as a foundation for any batman > hit girl arguments.

I forgot, she's likely got unlimited ammo here, what was I thinking.

only takes one shot. she doesnt need unlimited ammo to kill someone of batmans level.

Absolutely, Batman's just gonna stand there, it's what he did in both films when multiple people opened fire on him with machine-guns.

no he used the cover of night stealth attacks and outside help from lucius tech support as well as his bat sonar and radio...

Originally posted by Robtard
Absolutely, Batman's just gonna stand there, it's what he did in both films when multiple people opened fire on him with machine-guns.

you may not be aware of this, it looks like youre not so i'll tell you.

bullets move faster than batman runs. so. him moving wont really change anything...

unless you can provide some proof that batman moves faster than bullets?

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
you may not be aware of this, it looks like youre not so i'll tell you.

bullets move faster than batman runs. so. him moving wont really change anything...

unless you can provide some proof that batman moves faster than bullets?

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