Hit Girl vs Batman

Started by Rogue Jedi10 pages

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
a wand?
A wand? Shit, gimmee HP magical powers and I can take Batman blindfolded.

Add Batman ears to the pwned guy and this is 100% accurate. 😐

(stole from RJ's profile)

Originally posted by Nephthys

Add Batman ears to the pwned guy and this is 100% accurate. 😐

(stole from RJ's profile)

Mhm, except for the juggs and the funny hat.

Of course. No juggs at all, wink wink.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Of course. No juggs at all, wink wink.
Not anymore, I lost 38 pounds 😄

Originally posted by Robtard
Got it; it's nothing but more Kick-ass nob-polishing, but I got it.

Dude, pull Batman's cock out of your throat already.

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Originally posted by Tired-Hiker
Dude, pull Batman's cock out of your throat already.

Given the option between sucking Batman's cock or doing a 11-12 year old girl, I'll take the cock.

Heh, gay....

backfire would be disappointed

Originally posted by Nephthys
Heh, gay....

Better than a pedo.

Thats just, like, your opinion, man.

Originally posted by dadudemon
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**** you.

Originally posted by Robtard
Given the option between sucking Batman's cock or doing a 11-12 year old girl, I'll take the cock.

Dude. That's just wrong. That's just wrong. My fanship for Hit Girl is in no way sexual. I still love you though. I always will. But don't try to snowball me with Batman's load. 😄

Originally posted by Tired-Hiker
Dude. That's just wrong. That's just wrong. My fanship for Hit Girl is in no way sexual. I still love you though. I always will. But don't try to snowball me with Batman's load. 😄

We can both agree that Walter Sobchak would/could kick both their asses, get a toe by 3 O'clock... with nail polish and still have time to finish his coffee.

STFU, Donnie.

Originally posted by Robtard
We can both agree that Walter Sobchak would/could kick both their asses, get a toe by 3 O'clock... with nail polish and still have time to finish his coffee.
😂 **** yeah, dude. I can absolutely agree with that.

Originally posted by Tired-Hiker
By that rational, a guy dressed as a bat who drives through a waterfall to enter his bat cave isn't ridiculous?? Anyway, according to the poll, most people don't think it's all that ridiculous that Hit-Girl would win.

I wasn't shitting on the exaggerations of Kick Ass but i could, i mean, if you want me to i can...,really, i can tear a brilliant movie apart all day long. For respect to the mantle, however, i can't even consider this a serious match. You old schoolers out there should know better god dammit...,no one and i mean NO ONE!! fuks wit da bat...,not even Superman 😮‍💨

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
I wasn't shitting on the exaggerations of Kick Ass but i could, i mean, if you want me to i can...,really, i can tear a brilliant movie apart all day long. For respect to the mantle, however, i can't even consider this a serious match. You old schoolers out there should know better god dammit...,no one and i mean NO ONE!! fuks wit da bat...,not even Superman 😮‍💨

I can't be bothered by this right now, I'm watching American Idol. 😎

*kicks TH's ass*