Hit Girl vs Batman

Started by Tired-Hiker10 pages

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
*kicks TH's ass*
Dude. 😬

What?? I just realized that AC got perma banned!!! WTF??? Here I thought he was too afraid to continue arguing with me about how Hit-Girl would destroy Batman in a fight, what with my incredible arguing skills and all.

That's messed up though. I doubt he deserved the ban, I mean he's AC, what did he piss someone off? That's his job. He was just doing his job. You can't ban someone for doing their job. That'd be like firing the milkman for delivering milk.

Originally posted by Tired-Hiker
Dude. 😬
You know you like it, beeotch.

Only when you use brass knuckles, since your hands are so soft from all that lube. jsmirk

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Only Rob can talk to me like that.

Originally posted by Tired-Hiker
What?? I just realized that AC got perma banned!!! WTF??? Here I thought he was too afraid to continue arguing with me about how Hit-Girl would destroy Batman in a fight, what with my incredible arguing skills and all.

That's messed up though. I doubt he deserved the ban, I mean he's AC, what did he piss someone off? That's his job. He was just doing his job. You can't ban someone for doing their job. That'd be like firing the milkman for delivering milk.

Or impregnating your wife...

Originally posted by Bardock42
Or impregnating your wife...

*insert fat joke here* Cock. 😐

Originally posted by Tired-Hiker
*insert fat joke here* Cock. 😐

Don't get it.

You made fun of my wife, so I was going to make a fat joke to get back at you, but I don't have the heart to do so.

Then I see you are mocking my family in another thread. I'm just annoyed by you is all.

Originally posted by Tired-Hiker
You made fun of my wife, so I was going to make a fat joke to get back at you, but I don't have the heart to do so.

Then I see you are mocking my family in another thread. I'm just annoyed by you is all.

I didn't mean to mock your family or wife .... I was just playing off of stereotypes about milkmen having affairs with wifes...

Oh and I read it as "insert fart joke" that's why I didn't get it....sorry though, didn't mean to offend you (btw where did you think I was mocking your family?)

Originally posted by Tired-Hiker
You made fun of my wife, so I was going to make a fat joke to get back at you, but I don't have the heart to do so.

Then I see you are mocking my family in another thread. I'm just annoyed by you is all.

You're short, you smell like pickles, and your wife dresses you funny.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I didn't mean to mock your family or wife .... I was just playing off of stereotypes about milkmen having affairs with wifes...

Oh and I read it as "insert fart joke" that's why I didn't get it....sorry though, didn't mean to offend you (btw where did you think I was mocking your family?)

In the what is hell to you thread you told me to just keep telling myself that a family is a good hell...

It doesn't matter. I apologize for being over sensative. I've been away from my family going on three weeks now and I can't return to them until next week. I'm just sad. I love you.

Originally posted by Tired-Hiker
In the what is hell to you thread you told me to just keep telling myself that a family is a good hell...

It doesn't matter. I apologize for being over sensative. I've been away from my family going on three weeks now and I can't return to them until next week. I'm just sad. I love you.

Oh right....I didn't even remember writing that...that was a bit mean spirited, I'm sorry, I love you, too crytissue

I want to feel you inside me.

Seeing those words, next to your avatar.......so very wrong.

One does not simply kill the Goddamn Batman. Don't underestimate him. In Batman Begins, he faced many Ra's al Ghul's ninjas at once and won. And those were skilled fighters from the League of Shadows. Also, Batman's suit is bulletproof. He may be not as fast, but he's a goddamn genius. In The Dark Knight Rises, he had batarangs filled with something which made the adversary falling asleep immediately. Why couldn't he simply use this in a gas form and wear a gas mask? No matter who he is facing, Batman always wins. Kid of his imitator is no exception.

Been awhile since I've seen someone argue that "Batman wins, because he's Batman".

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H2H Batman annihilates
If Hit Girl gets her blades, she annihilates. To anybody who says she doesn't, please remind me what combatant he fought was an agile speedster with numerous ninja bladed weaponry?

Yeah.