It would suck to be...

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Originally posted by marwash22
and it would suck to be Wolverine because, who in the hell want's to live for 300 years? That has to be an horrible existence; have you ever known a happy vampire? No, 'cause they're friggin' miserable. They don't eat people 'cause they need to, they do it 'cause they're bored to death, but without the death.

Also, as previously mentioned... the airport thing. Unless you wanna do ll your traveling by boat.

A 300 years life span would rock. Vampires are just emo

you tell them you had extensive reconstructive experimental surgery and walk through the x-ray.. or you can show them your CIA immunity badge or cadre blanc

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
you tell them you had extensive reconstructive experimental surgery and walk through the x-ray.. or you can show them your CIA immunity badge or cadre blanc
lol, on your entire skeleton? and what about the claws? I guess we can just call them fashion accessories, like Fanged teeth.

you thing a airline security employee going to know what to look at when they see an x ray? all the are going to see is an extremely bright skeleton they aint going to know its all metal the claws might throw them off but when they see your arms they will know its internal...

not like ppl actually believe a bionic deadly terminator person can exist.. they will try to explain it away.

also having large canines isnt a crime or i be getting stopped all the time..😎
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Originally posted by Wild Shadow
you thing a airline security employee going to know what to look at when they see an x ray? all the are going to see is an extremely bright skeleton they aint going to know its all metal the claws might throw them off but when they see your arms they will know its internal...
Correct! However, when you walk through the metal detector, questions are bound to arise. I guess the surgery excuse could get you through, but all it takes is one person trying to a hero/detective and you're busted.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
also having large canines isnt a crime or i be getting stopped all the time..😎
Nah, i was referring to those people who have the sharp metal teeth surgically affixed to their normal teeth. Those can be considered a weapon, but because they are apart of you body, airport security can't do anything. They might be a little less forgiving when it comes to giant metal claws.

Originally posted by 753
Immortality would suck?

Absolutely. I wouldn't want to trade the opportunty to see the other side for:

6 metal blades, a serious height problem, hypertrichosis, the inability to get drunk, a gruff attitude, yellow spandex and the potential to be poisoned by a substance in my bones that is literally indestructable.

Don't get me wrong, Jim Howlett is one of the best characters in all of comicdom but I certainly wouldn't want the vast majorty of his attributes, immortality included.

wolverine doesnt have hypertrichosis 😐 he has hirsute hair which is actually common and not remotely the same as hypertrichosis..

what is wrong with being short how is that a problem?

short guys tend to be assholes and get less women.

i prefer taller guys 😄

FACT: Wolverine has never had a problem gettin' ass. 😛

Originally posted by marwash22
FACT: Wolverine has never had a problem gettin' ass. 😛

which to this day astounds me.

Originally posted by -Pr-
which to this day astounds me.

He is an Astonishing X-Man. *shrugs*

Originally posted by -Pr-
which to this day astounds me.
Well, despite being diminutive in stature, the dude is cut to all hell and chicks do like the bad boy.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
He is an Astonishing X-Man. *shrugs*

😂

Originally posted by marwash22
Well, despite being diminutive in stature, the dude is cut to all hell and chicks do like the bad boy.

there are plenty of short, ripped guys that still don't get much action, bad boy or not. look at badabing.

Well... the rest of the superheroes are all off getting their chests waxed frequently, are they even interested in chicks? I always suspected Emma Frost was Cyclops' beard. 😈

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Well... the rest of the superheroes are all off getting their chests waxed frequently, are they even interested in chicks? I always suspected Emma Frost was Cyclops' beard. 😈

only when she's sitting on his face, my friend.

cyclops has hair on his chest. at least he did before fraction came along... 🙁

Originally posted by -Pr-
only when she's sitting on his face, my friend.

cyclops has hair on his chest. at least he did before fraction came along... 🙁

Maybe chest hair is too hard for Land to trace?

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Maybe chest hair is too hard for Land to trace?

😆

you made me laugh out loud.

yes, probably, though.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Maybe chest hair is too hard for Land to trace?
That's uncalled for. funny though.

Originally posted by marwash22
That's uncalled for. funny though.

i hate land's work, so i don't think it's uncalled for lol...

Originally posted by -Pr-
i hate land's work, so i don't think it's uncalled for lol...
how can you hate his work when he has no work to speak of? Do you mean, you hate the work he copies? 😛.